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  January 2023     8 hours ago

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[Claude drinks his coffee to make Gary jealous about what happened the other night]

Claude:
Morning, Gary. So relieved to see you escaped Rudy's clutches.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, I mean, honestly, I think this time, we got Rudy for good. YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC. 'Cause being in a horror movie is a solid torture.

Claude:
Come on, I knew the second we pulled up to the cabin that something was up.

Ashley:
Yeah, Gary, it was pretty predictable.

Gary Bunda:
Who are you?

Satan:
Yeah, it was a fail. I'm shutting it down.

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no! We already got the cabin built. We'll just run it again -- Dumber people, fewer clues.

[cuts to the next scene where Gary and Satan start the whole Fried Alive set up with the minor characters this time]

Satan:
Here we are. Day one of the writer's retreat.

Benji:
Let me guess, the whole cabin is a fryer? [checks the window] Yeah, it is.

Ben:
[hold the shotgun on himself] I'll see you guys next Monday.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Gary and Satan head back downstairs to see that all the other demons shot themselves from Claude's tattle-tailing]

Gary Bunda:
I'm sorry, Rudy. Claude ruins...everything.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Claude:
Alright, look. Here's the deal. Satan's doing this whole thing where we're in a movie, and we're getting chased around. It's the meta thing, basically, that I pitched. I don't know if Gary's in on it or not, 'cause he might not be mentally capable enough to pull it off.

Claude:
So, if you want to be running around all night being part of the charade, that's fine, but I'm out. So, um... [loads shotgun on himself] see you guys on Monday.

[Claude shoots himself]

Troy:
Wait, we can do that?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
RUDY'S COMING TO GET US THROUGH THE FIREPLACE! [crashes through the window]

[as the fireplace rumbles, it was only just the same cats that Satan have]

Troy:
How many cats does this guy have?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
He's prepping us. One by one, he's prepping us.

Satan:
All of our brainstorming here in the cabin has stirred up some -- Some psychic residue that has created a real Rudy.

Claude:
[sarcastic] Oh, yeah, is that how it works?

Satan:
Yeah.

Troy:
Guys, you see all these spigots pointing inward? [tastes the drops] They're dripping canola oil.

Gary Bunda:
[checks the windows] Look. it's metal wiring. It's kind of like a -- Like a fry basket. THE HOUSE IS FRYER! IT'S A DEEP FRYER!

Satan:
Alright, listen, the only way to beat him is if we all stick together. But I'm gonna go upstairs.

Gary Bunda:
[freaking out] He has locked us in here to lock in our flavors. He wants to get through our golden crust to our moist middles. You haven't watched the entire franchise. You don't knooooow what he's capable of, man!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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