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[Gary and all the other cult members went to Toetopia] Gary Bunda: I can't believe that the Toetopia bullsht you said is real. Archie Shoemaker: Yes, it truly is heaven. Now, we can finally gave sex with each other's feet without judgement. Gary Bunda: Well, that is my least favorite part of it. [weird accent] Wish you had asked my permission. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 7 hours ago
[a big lace fallen from the sky of Hell to save the feet cult members] Steven's Barbara: The Lacing! Steven: The Lacing is here! Archie Shoemaker: [surprised] Holy sht. I was right. Gary, I'm sorry. I wish you could come with us, but you -- You filled your holes. Gary Bunda: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME! I'M THE HIGH HEEL! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 7 hours ago
[Gary comes back from getting his tiny foot fixed to reveal Archie as a fraud] Gary Bunda: You son of a bitch! I know exactly who you are. You tried to trick me, MC Feets of Strength! Archie Shoemaker: Shh! Shh! Gary Bunda: Your real name! Archie Shoemaker: Gary, let's take a walk together, shall we? Just walk this way. Gary Bunda: Maybe I'm having a hard time walking, because you drilled holes in my feet so you can f* them! Archie Shoemaker: [drops the act] Alright, I made it all up, okay, man? I started improvising a little bit, next thing I know, I accidently started a religion! I tried the music thing, but people just weren't into feet as they were into giant, gross butts. Gary Bunda: Number one, it was a bad rap. Number two, butt are not gross. You are gross. Feet are gross. But why did you have them kill themselves? Archie Shoemaker: Three letters -- I.R.S., man. They were after me, up my ass for back taxes. Gary Bunda: How did I fall for something so stupid? Archie Shoemaker: I do not know that. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 19 hours ago
Gary Bunda: [talking about Archie] I gave that man $55,000. Claude: This guy has a foot fetish, and he built a religion around it. Gary Bunda: I cut these holes in my feet for nothing! Claude: That's okay. Troy? Troy: I went over to Hot Liquids and got a little alloy that's gonna fix you right up. Gary Bunda: I feel like maybe we could, like, talk to a doctor or something or maybe put, like, different kind of shoes on it. Troy: Here we go. [Troy put hot liquids on Gary's small feet] Gary Bunda: YOU BITCH! [screams] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 20 hours ago
Claude: Do you know what this guys did before he ran a cult? He was a bad '80s rap artist named M.C. Feets of Strength. [The demons shows Gary a music video tape of who the feet cult leader really is in his late 80s] Archie Shoemaker: [rapping] I like cute feet, yeah, I think they're neat. You know I like to smell 'em when I'm rubbin my meat. When I suck on the toe of a fine-ass how, man, it makes me wanna blow! You know, I wish that feet had a hole, so I could give you my love straight to the soul, and I go for length. [Claude paused the video] Eddie: I thought that was pretty good. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 20 hours ago

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