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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
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