Linda Salvo:
[as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date] Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick!
Artie DeVanzo:
Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired.
Linda Salvo:
Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay?
Artie DeVanzo:
I'll be Hugh f***ing Downs.
Linda Salvo:
Who the f*** is that?
Artie DeVanzo:
He was the host of Concentration just blow me.
Artie's Mom:
[interrupting them, unexpectedly] I made tiramisu, you kids wants some?
Artie DeVanzo:
No mom, go back inside!
Artie's Mom:
It's in the fridge, you change your mind.
Artie DeVanzo:
*Back inside*!
Linda Salvo:
I'm so embarrassed right now.
Artie DeVanzo:
You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!