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Alright buddy here's your tab - time to go
I'm not ready to go
Well I'm ready for you to go - you're getting a little sloppy. So vamoose!
Or... skeddadle, scurry, scoot...
I'll go when I'm good and ready [Brent rolls up his sleeve showing his arm]
As it turns out, I'm ready now [and he turns to leave]
[armed robber enters Corner Gas brandishing a shotgun] Open the till! Put the money in a bag - Now!
Ok. Did you bring your own bag? Or I'll have to charge you a nickle.
How about I blow your head off and charge you 50 cents for the shell?
That's not a fair comparison at all.
[opening lines] How long has it been?
[immediately without looking up from comic book] April 13th 2009
No way! You sure?
Well I can't be 100 percent sure since I don't know what you're talking about. [April 13, 2009 was the last broadcast of a new episode of the TV series]
[Brent and Lacey have been officially a couple for two years]
This is great! I finally get to have grand-children.
Oh, no. We discussed it. We're not having kids.
[Emma is shocked] What. You think I'm gonna share my comic books with a little jammy-hands?
Son of a...
[cut to closing credits]
We can get water and power back, and solve all our financial problems, [beat] if we agree to be annexed by Wullerton!
What does "annexed" mean?
Oh, it's Latin for "Fitzy's an IDIOT!"
[everyone boos and jeers]
NO ONE'S ANNEXING ANYONE, JACKASS!
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