Ted2012

Lori:
So, Tami-Lynn, why don't you... tell us a little bit about yourself, like where you're from? I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends.

Tami-Lynn:
What do you mean, 'girlfriends'? [Looking at Ted] What's it like a lot of 'em or somethin'?

Ted:
N-no, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? You didn't mean that.

Lori:
No, what I meant to say was Ted's very handsome, so I'm always interested in meeting the ladies that can snatch him up.

Tami-Lynn:
Did you just call me a whore?

Lori:
What?

Tami-Lynn:
You just worry about your own snatch. How about that, honey?

Ted, John:
Whoa!

John:
What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal.

Ted:
Yeah, this was a nice evening.

Tami-Lynn:
Don't talk sh*t to me.

Lori:
I just asked you a question.

Tami-Lynn:
You know, you're a frickin' snob. You think you're all cool, 'cause you work at some f***in' fancy sh*t place? Whatever.

Ted:
Take it easy. [Looks at Lori] Nice, Lori. Real nice.

Lori:
Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English.

Tami-Lynn:
[Gets up] Oh f*** you! Just 'cause you're on the business world and sh*t, you think what, everybody should suck your a**hole or somethin'?

Ted:
[Grabs Tami-Lynn's hand to calm her down] Okay, all right. Tami-Lynn, come on, honey. Let's get out of here. We'll go back to my place for a couple of Vodka and Strawberry Quiks, all right? Come on.

Tami-Lynn:
You know what? I gave birth once, b*tch! I can kick your f***in' ass! And you better never should you show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Ever!

Ted:
Okay, okay, come on. Come on.

[Ted and Tami-Lynn walk out of the restaurant]

Ted:
I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?