Despicable Me2010

Stars: Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Julie Andrews
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG
Runtime: 95 minutes

Despicable Me is a 2010 American computer-animated 3-D feature film from Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment that was released on July 9, 2010 in the United States. The film stars Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Will Arnett, … more »

[Gru turns on the TV which shows Mr. Perkins]

Sorry to bother you Mr. Perkins, but I figured that you would want to see this! [shows the shrink ray] Huh? [Jerry manages to get off the couch, but Kevin, who is still sitting on it, is shrunk]

Mr. Perkins:
Well done, Gru. Rather impressive.

Now, the rest of the plan is simple. [shows a picture] I fly to the moon... [shows another picture] ...I shrink the moon... [shows another picture] ...I grab the moon... [shows a poorly drawn picture, signed by Edith] I sit on the toilet... Wait, what?! [the girls laugh; nervous] Sorry. Sorry! Could you, uh... excuse me for just one second? [to the girls; whisper-yells] I told you not to touch my things, I told you, I told you, I told you a thousand times!

[not paying attention] Uh-huh. Hey, can we order pizza?

All right then.

[picks up Agnes and puts her back] Pizza? You just had lunch!

Not now, for dinner.

Dinner?! Just fine, fine, fine, whatever! Just get back in there.

Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?

[Gru suddenly stops with an irate look on his face]

Edith, Agnes, Stuart and Jerry:
Ooh, stuffed crust!

I'll stuff you all in the crust!

[giggles] You're funny!

Just don't come out of that room again! [closes the door; to Mr. Perkins] Alright. Sorry about that. Where were we?

Mr. Perkins:
You were sitting on the toilet.

No, no, no. I'm sorry. That was a little attempt to humor. I know how much you like to laugh... [Mr. Perkins looks at him angrily] ...inside. Now I was saying... [notices the door was open]

Mr. Perkins:
You don't seem terribly focused, Gru.

Believe me, I am completely focused. I-

Hello? Whoa! That guy is huge!

Are we on TV?

Mr. Perkins:
What are those? Children?!

[furious] What are you doing?! I told you to stay out of here! [chases the girls out of the room, then backpedals when Edith and Agnes aim the freeze ray at him] No, no, no!

Freeze ray!

Mr. Perkins:
Mr. Gru?

[makes karate sounds, but arrives with a frozen body, with the exception of his head, arms, and buttocks] As I was saying...

Mr. Perkins:
No need to continue, I've seen quite enough.

But my plan--

Mr. Perkins:
Is a great plan, I love everything about your plan, except for one thing: you.

[Gru remembers some of his memories]

Young Gru:
Look, Mom! I drew a picture of me landing on the moon!

Gru's Mom:
[looks at Gru's picture, but turns back] Ehh.

Young Gru:
Look, Mom! I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni!

Gru's Mom:
[looks at he macaroni prototype, but regrets] Ehh.

Young Gru:
[excitedly] Look, Mom! I made the real rocket, based on the macaroni prototype! [presses a button and sends the rocket into space]

Gru's Mom:
[looks at Gru's rocket as it flies off] Ooo... [looks back at Gru] Ehh.

[Reality hits him; he falls down and breaks the ice encasing him; confused] I... don't understand.

Mr. Perkins:
Let's face reality, Gru. You've been at this for far too long, with far too little success. We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a...well, a younger villain.

But I--

Mr. Perkins:
It's over. Goodbye, Gru. [crushes his apple and the TV turns off]

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