Little Nicky2000

Todd:
  I know this is your living room time, but could I maybe finish watching the Globetrotters out here? It's the craziest game I've ever seen!

[one basketball player goes to shoot the ball, but the ref/Cassius blows the whistle]

Ref/Cassius:
  He's walking! Get him a bus!

Todd:
  This is the part I don't get.

Announcer:
  Another terrible call. There's no way that was traveling!

Basketball Player:
  What's up with all the calls? We haven't lost a game in fifty-three years!

Ref/Cassius:
  Guess what, Cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Little Boy:
  Why is the referee being so mean to the Globetrotters, Daddy?

Boy's Father:
  Hey, I've been watching these guys play since I was your age.

Boy's Mother:
  It's all part of the show, baby!