Spaceballs1987

Computer:
This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.

Skroob:
"Cancellation button"?! Hurry!

Dark Helmet:
Where is it?! Where is it?!

Colonel Sandurz:
It's gotta be here!

[They open a housing, where the button has an "Out of Order" tag on it]

Dark Helmet:
[angrily] "Out of order"?! F***! Even in the FUTURE, nothing works!

Computer:
This ship will self-destruct in exactly 10 seconds. [everyone recoils in fear] Counting down. 10, 9, 8, 6--

Skroob:
6?! What happened to 7?!

Computer:
Just kidding!

[They all growl in annoyance]

Princess Vespa:
[to Lone Starr] There's the other end! Faster!

[Lone Starr makes the Winnebago go faster]

Computer:
[Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob mouth the numbers in horror] 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. [They all close their eyes and grimace] Have a nice day.

Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob:
[they open their eyes] Thank you. [they close their eyes again]