Monsters University2013

Chet:
Slow down Squirt, this party is scare students only.

Johnny:
Oh, I'm sorry, killer, but you might wanna hang out with someone little more of your speed. They look fun!

[Cut on Oozma Kappa members holding a stand]

Don:
Oh, hey there! Wanna join Oozma Kappa?

Squishy:
We have cake!

[a huge monster passes by and swallows the cake whole. Not a second later, a balloon deflates and falls on Squishy's head]

Johnny:
Go crazy. [leaves with ROR and Sulley]

Mike:
[stunned] Is that a joke?

Johnny:
[sighs, annoyed] Sulley, talk to your friend.

Sulley:
[to Johnny] Well, he's not really my friend, but sure... [to Mike] You heard him, this is a party for scare students.

Mike:
I am a scare student.

Sulley:
I mean, for scare students who actually, you know, have a chance.

Chet:
Ah, snap!

[the ROR brothers start laughing]

Mike:
[narrows his eye] My chances are just as good as yours.

Sulley:
You're not even in the same league with me.

Mike:
Just wait, hotshot. I'm gonna scare circles around you this year.