Daria1997

Jodie Abigail Landon:
Hey, Daria. What do you have in the DeMartino pool?

Daria:
I'm not going. I'm grounded.

Jodie Abigail Landon:
[Jodie, Mack and Kevin Laugh] What did *you* do to get grounded? No offense.

Daria:
None taken, especially since I'm just the victim of a bizarre experiment in parental justice.

Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie:
An experiment? On you?

Daria:
Yeah, they deliberately exposed me to jurisprudence.

Kevin Thompson:
Whoa! That's a little twisted.

Daria:
Yeah. The sad part is that these are the people responsible for my genetic makeup. [Jodie and Mack laugh; Kevin looks frightened]