Frasier1993

[Frasier breaks the news to Niles about his new girlfriend]

Frasier:
She's a prostitute.

Niles:
Frasier, I don't like lawyers anymore than you do, but frankly a man whose face is plastered on every bus in town should be careful what terms he bandies about.

Frasier:
Niles, "Executive Match" is an escort service! One of Donny's clients was caught using them.

Niles:
I don't believe you.

Frasier:
Niles, does Sabrina laugh at everything you say, is she fascinated by everything about you, even your collections?

Niles:
Well, yes. Actually, I even showed her my rarely-seen collection of eighteenth-century Portuguese bud vases.

Frasier:
And how did she react?

Niles:
Well, if you must know, she was rather aroused. She said she loved a man who collected porcelain and... Oh my God, I'm dating a whore!