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Michel:
[Suki's doctor put her on bed rest for her pregnancy] Well, we need Suki here.

Lorelai:
Well, Suki's not gonna be here so let's go to plan B.

Michel:
Ok, plan B, that involves Suki's clone also named Suki.

Lorelai:
Well, um, who here makes the sauces?

Michel:
Suki.

Lorelai:
Who here, Michel?

Michel:
Suki trusts no one else with the sauces, she makes the sauces.

Lorelai:
Well, what does Mark make?

Michel:
Salads.

Lorelai:
Ok, and Donnie does desserts, what do our other guys do?

Michel:
Well, that man does the cleaning, that man over there dresses the plates, that man uses tongs and... I have no idea what that man in the corner does but I will check his trunk before he leaves.

Lorelai:
So without Suki here we have salads and desserts?

Michel:
Pretty much.

Lorelai:
We can't run a restaurant serving just salads and desserts.

Michel:
I will not go to it, no.

Lorelai:
Wait, ok, here we have ducks, who here does the ducks?

Michel:
No body touches the ducks.

Lorelai:
Well, um, starting now someone has to touch the duck.

Michel:
I do not know what to tell you except it will not be me.

Lorelai:
This is bad Michel.

Michel:
I'm getting that, yes.

Lorelai:
Well, we'll just figure something out, right?

Michel:
Absolutely, ain't no mountain high enough.

Lorelai:
Just formulate a plan, nail down a strategy. Any ideas?

Michel:
We could order a pizza, some chinese food or one of those hogi's that you cut into a million pieces...