How I Met Your Mother2005

Robin Scherbatsky:
So now Ted has an assistant to help him not do anything.

Ted Mosby:
Hey, PJ's been a huge help to me, setting up the office, designing the Web site. And in return, I'm mentoring a bright young mind.

Robin Scherbatsky:
Ah, yes, the mentoring.

Ted Mosby:
[Cut to Ted and PJ] I want you to go outside today and simply put your hands on buildings. All right? Feel the concrete pulse. Listen Listen to the stories the stones are telling you... And pick up my dry cleaning.

PJ:
I will. Thank you so much, Mr. Mosby [Leaves]

Robin Scherbatsky:
Hey, Ted? This table just told me you're a douche.