How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney:
OK, here's my thing - if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. That's how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like... now everyone gets manicures.

Ted:
Yeah... I don't get manicures.

Barney:
OK, then, like, how... like getting your chest waxed.

Lily:
[gasping] Oh! You get your chest waxed?

Barney:
[annoyed] You know what I mean! [back on topic] Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out. [in despair] Think of how the American family will be strengthened!