Psych2006

Woody the Coroner:
[re: their test results] Okay, first off, I didn't realize peote stayed in your system that many years. I have only myself and my then-girlfriend, Lollipop, to blame. Secondly, Guster, your cholesterol is really high.

Shawn Spencer:
Man, I told you eating something called "stick of butter in a bun" was a bad idea.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
I can't help it, Shawn. My body craves buttery goodness.

Shawn Spencer:
You're buttery.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
You know that's right.

Woody the Coroner:
Alright now, here's the skinny. We all had copious amounts of silvia divanorum in our system. It's a psychoactive herb that can cause hallucination and disassociative effects. We were all drugged at that bar.

Carlton Lassiter:
I knew it!

Woody the Coroner:
However, our victim had no trace of the drug at all. He was clean.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Why would someone spike our drink but not his?

Carlton Lassiter:
Well clearly someone was trying to take advantage of us sexually. Or at least me.

Shawn Spencer:
Not last night, Lassie.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Or this last decade.

Shawn Spencer:
I'm sensing that we were recipients of drugs that were intended for a pair of women.

Carlton Lassiter:
Alright. Let's hit that bar.

Woody the Coroner:
Yeah, let's shake 'em down. [Everyone looks at him] What? No shake down?