Psych2006

Shawn Spencer:
Wait, before you go, one question. Who would counterfit a 50-cent piece? Hong Kong. Nine-seventy-eight dynasty.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
[correcting pronunciation] 1978.

Shawn Spencer:
Ooh, that makes so much more sense.

Carlton Lassiter:
You can't seriously tell me you think the Triads are involved in this?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Triads?

Shawn Spencer:
Athletes.

Carlton Lassiter:
Chinese gangs.

Shawn Spencer:
Athletic gangs of Chinese men.

Carlton Lassiter:
Very serious gangs.

Shawn Spencer:
How do we speak with these Triads?

Carlton Lassiter:
You don't speak with them. They're an underground society.

Shawn Spencer:
You're saying I need to make an appointment.

Carlton Lassiter:
Spencer, look, there are different gangs within the Triads. What are we talking about? Are we talking about the Golden Triad? The Dragon Triad?

Shawn Spencer:
Regular. I think we're primarily interested in medium. Venti.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Venti is large.

Shawn Spencer:
Well, then not venti. We'll speak with both gangs.

Carlton Lassiter:
No. Spencer you will stay away from these people. They are legitimately dangerous, and those two gangs have been on the verge of war for years. Now, if you'll excuse me, the free information train has left the station. You'll just have to figure it all out for yourself.

Shawn Spencer:
Please. Like we can't do that.