Psych2006

Lyin' Ryan:
The night before, I went to this restaurant to get a basket of these things called Fries Quatro Queso Dos Fritos. You know, the ones where they inject potatoes with a four-cheese mixture, fry them trhee-quarters of the way, pull them out, batter them, fry them again, and then serve them with bacon and an ancho chile sour cream? Anyway, as I was sitting there, a car speeds right through the storefront across the street. It makes such a loud noise, I had to turn my head and look, and that is when I overheard the guy with the curlicues on his face tell the other guy at the corner table about the assassination plot.

Shawn Spencer:
[in the observation room] Can it be true?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
No way.

Shawn Spencer:
I mean, is it even possible?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
I couldn't imagine.

Shawn Spencer:
There's no way you could prepare a fry like that. That'd be way to much for the... for the human palate to manage.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
It would be a flavor seizure.

Karen Vick:
Gentlemen, please? Don't be ridiculous.

Shawn Spencer:
She's right. Let's just take a minute here to think things through.

[pause]

Shawn Spencer:
They must be parboiling the potato first.