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Jerry Seinfeld:
So, you just pretended it didn't bother you?

George Costanza:
What is that, 'boyfriend'? I don't understand that. What, what does she think I asked her out for?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Boy, it's the way they just slip that in there, too.

George Costanza:
Yeah, like it's just part of the conversation. 'Oh, my boyfriend really likes watches. He's a real watch freak.' Well, that's fabulous.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Well, let me ask you this. What exactly did you say when you asked her out?

George Costanza:
I said, 'Would you like to go for a walk or something?'

Jerry Seinfeld:
Oh, a walk, well...

George Costanza:
Or something. I said, 'Or something'!

Jerry Seinfeld:
Or something. Yeah, that's a date.

George Costanza:
[missing the sardonic tone] There you go!

Jerry Seinfeld:
You know, there is always the possibility that she called an audible.

George Costanza:
What do you mean?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Well, she got up to the line of scrimmage, didn't like the looks of the defense and changed the play.

George Costanza:
I think things were going okay. We were having a nice conversation.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Uh huh.

George Costanza:
I mentioned how I liked horse manure.

Jerry Seinfeld:
You did?

George Costanza:
Yeah.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Yeah. You said you liked horse manure.

George Costanza:
Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing. You know, you have a 'newer,' with a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. It's not bad.

Jerry Seinfeld:
And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend?

George Costanza:
Yeah. Oh, you think because of what I said about the manure. I was just saying how it takes a negative thing, and puts a positive spin on it.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I'm just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure.

George Costanza:
So you don't think she really has a boyfriend?

Jerry Seinfeld:
My honest opinion, I think she made it up.