The Big Bang Theory2007

Raj Koothrappali:
Howard and Bernadette, the five of us stand before you as your friends and newly ordained ministers.

Mrs. Wolowitz:
LOUDER!

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
They all got ordained. They're all marrying us. It's adorable. If you want to hear it, come closer.

Raj Koothrappali:
Guys. When I look at the two of you starting your lives together it fills... my heart... it fills my heart. Forget it, I need a minute.

Penny:
Okay, I'll, I'll go. Howard and Bernadette. I know you two planned on getting married in a big fancy wedding, but when you're in love in doesn't matter where or how these things happen. It just matters that you have each other.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Hmm.

Penny:
Problem?

Leonard Hofstadter:
No.

Sheldon Cooper:
I think the Revered Hofstader is making an ironic connection between your statement about love and your rejection of his proposal in the bedroom.

Penny:
Oh, grow up.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I didn't say it.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
That's enough from the both of you.

Penny:
Well, he started it.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, I'm ending it. Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also want you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Thank you, Amy. Very touching. Howard and Bernadette. You are lucky enough to be best friends who love each other and that's the strongest kind of love because at its core it has kindness, patience, and respect. Qualities that are hard to find in people these days.

Sheldon Cooper:
Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned. All right, my turn. Howard. Bernadette.

[Klingon]

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Sheldon! I told you no Klingon!

Sheldon Cooper:
Fine, I'll do it in English. But it loses something. The need to find another human being has to share one's life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I am so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may *you* find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own. The Klingon would have made you cry.

Raj Koothrappali:
I believe you two have prepared vows.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you this is going to be short and sweet. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be with you forever.

Howard Wolowitz:
Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski.

Mrs. Wolowitz:
SPEAK UP!

Sheldon Cooper:
From now on she's the only woman whho can yell at me! Until I met you I couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person. And now, I can't imagine spending one day of it without you.

Raj Koothrappali, Penny, Leonard Hofstadter, Sheldon Cooper, Amy Farrah Fowler:
By the power vested in us by the state of California... [Sheldon only] and the Klingon High Council... we now pronounce you husband and wife.