The Mighty Boosh2003

Howard Moon:
Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Vince Noir:
I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Howard Moon:
Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. So don't ever be doing that to me.

Vince Noir:
I DO do it to you.

Howard Moon:
...what?

Vince Noir:
Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein?

Howard Moon:
My hair just doesn't grow very fast

Vince Noir:
What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night, styling away.

Howard Moon:
How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Vince Noir:
I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you.

Howard Moon:
That's perverted!

Vince Noir:
If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump.