The Office2005

Michael Scott:
Heart disease kills more people than balers.

Lonny:
That's called having a fat butt, Michael.

Michael Scott:
No. No, it's sedentary.

Lonny:
Yeah, yeah, that's fat butt disease. That's what you suffer from? You have fat butt disease, Michael?

Kelly Kapoor:
Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.

Lonny:
Yeah?

Kelly Kapoor:
Yeah.

Lonny:
I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?

Kelly Kapoor:
Ryan!

Lonny:
Dude, please tell your girl to shut up.

Kelly Kapoor:
What?

Ryan Howard:
Kelly, you've insulted the gentleman. Please apologize.

Kelly Kapoor:
Are you kidding me?