The Red Green Show1991

Red Green:
[unable to figure out how to use Harold's complicated office-phone with its many buttons] You know, Harold, the telephone was invented a hundred and thirty years ago - - I'd have thought they'd have it working by now.

Harold Green:
[after going through a long "tech-talk" spiel about what some of the phone's twelve different lines are for]... and if you want an outside line, that's lines one-thru-five, you have to dial "9" to get out.

Red Green:
Do you HEAR yourself, Harold? I just wanna make a phone call - - you're reciting four pages out of the SPACE SHUTTLE SERVICE MANUAL...! What's goin' on, Harold? Is it me?

Harold Green:
[reluctantly nodding with a helpless smile] Well, you know, you're in the big city now, Uncle Red - - you've gotta embrace technology... you don't do that much, you know.

Red Green:
I embrace Aunt Bernice, Harold. And that sure beats technology, I'll tell ya!