The Sopranos1999

Tony Soprano:
You want a pastry?

Janice Soprano:
I need to watch my weight, snag another husband, you're the only one that realizes that's a joke, that joke you made about me giving guys head under the boardwalk

Tony Soprano:
He took it so seriously, Bobby

Janice Soprano:
Anyway thank you for being here

Tony Soprano:
What happens now?

Janice Soprano:
Well, Robert already said he wants to go live with aunt

Tony Soprano:
What about Sophia?

Janice Soprano:
Nica is my daughter she's very much into her older sister, Sophia's out of her mind if she thinks she's getting out of this house

Tony Soprano:
Is that a joke? Because that even got by me, in five or six years ago when Johnny Sack bought this house this was all corn fields

Janice Soprano:
I'd like to give it a shot with Bobby's kids, Bobby would want it, I put in a lot of effort with Sophia, baking together, I actually think we have a bond, I had therapy, I'm a good mother I put Ma and all her warped sh*t behind me

Tony Soprano:
Good, maybe you can a form a new nuclear family, bring Harpo down here, it's a big place

Janice Soprano:
Harpo changed his name, I's Hal now

Tony Soprano:
If you need anything you know I'm minutes away [Tony stands up and leaves]