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He sniffs his middle finger like a Cuban cigar When your body was created, done, done, and too lazy to finish Look what the woodpecker is doing with the hollow, this is your sex, with your frigid woman who does not want you, you mean she is not sexually active, you are smarter than the hollow Girls discussing their boyfriends, what do you call his device, slacker So many feathers and sequins, he is so gay that other gay men are scared to death of him Optimism is a simulated orgasm Do you see in this picture where the man is sucking his dick on a sperm centrifuge? I would say vicious eternity carousel, but I like your answer better. No matter what is shown in this exhibition, everything is perceived as the norm. You are not so far away sir. I'm from the future, I was whipped with a penis for an hour for not doing my homework You don't brush your teeth, you wait for them to fall like stalactites in a cave, one guy meditated in a cave, his corpse is still there, the police are too lazy to remove it, what happened, the scorpion stung You were drunk, you thought that we were threatening you with uzi guns, and it was an ordinary perforator, others had a hair dryer, and a children's bubble gun And how she kissed you, pressed your carotid artery If you can’t take off your clothes for an hour to go to bed, then you are a jock. She is a rich woman, and what do you have, are your testicles your dowry? She found out everything about you and did not tell anything about herself, you underwent a rectal analysis and she did not find worms Who again changes your intuition Wealth is a sex visa, VIP pass to all pussies Why coffee, I have nightmares at seven in the morning A guy stares at a poster of a jock from the 90s for five minutes, the guy comes up and says I bless your marriage, I am inspired by an example to become like him, and not excited, you want to be like these pixelated, tanned sausage, he looks like a varicose penis Why are we all genetically short, it's all because of low ceilings, we save on building materials, you see that tall guy, he will become humpbacked, and his children will be short like us You're impotent? He is unarmed Champagne, confetti, clown, hey you're celebrating my uncle's funeral like that, your uncle had a hilarious death You're talking about my teenage son, about this petty pornographer Her ass is like a crumpled sofa Protein to turn pitching, you can’t get off the jerk, you will look like a junkie, and in old age like a morel Dried goats, icicles, they are like fangs of a nose, that's how he got out from under the rubble of an avalanche Today is a full moon mainstream mainstream about what a bad husband I am These guys are like giggling girls, laughing at stupid things, as if they were tickled by worms in the anus. And how long is the contract? Until you turn into these bones, these are the people who worked before you. The girl says I heard that his penis is like a flash drive with infections. Alimony is when you flew, not her Relatives are like kidney stones How beautiful you are, I want to get tangled in the hair of your nose Do you remember a fat man sitting on your bald head, we were afraid that he would hatch your testicle (head) and something terrible would be born there When you lie like hair on your tongue What does it mean I'm a fast-paced scorcher, I know the way to orgasm, I have a driver's license in sex You made cunnilingulis on your joystick to keep your game console working. Do I smile a lot? From cold, shock and fear How do you look after plastic surgery? Your doctor likes to mix drugs and cartoons with alcohol, you look like a toon from a drug addict's nightmare who woke up in a sweat with a boner, your doctor trolled you Motivation is yelling at your poop to make it come out faster. Children's toys and playgrounds are like entertainment for hamsters I have a lot of calcium, the coccyx comes out of the anus He has sperm toxicosis, we keep him in a cage, is that foam from his mouth? No, that's cum too. If you grew up in a scandalous family? That nervous tic will eventually make you dance the robot dance The only superpower a man needs is an eternal erection. Did you say alimony? Put the penis on the safety, let me put on the car handbrake. Damn, I'm done, turn on the emergency gang, I like the way your nipples and clitoris flash. It means you are excited. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich


Submitted by Almat11 on March 03, 2023

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