Found 283 quotes starting with J:

Joel That's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
– Ellen HermanRate it:
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
– Sy Rosen and Christian Williams, Northern Exposure, On Your Own, 1992Rate it:
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
– Charles M. SchulzRate it:
Johannes Meintjes… is one of the more articulate South Africans of his generation. A prolific painter, he is also a fluent author in both English and Afrikaans. With unresting curiosity about South African national and regional history, he seems blessedly free from political or racial bias, and when he writes of nations or persons in conflict is alert to what is good or bad on both sides.
– William PlomerRate it:
Johannes was something of a Renaissance man. First of all, artist. Then author, historian, archivist and even sort-of farmer. Above all, he was a thoughtful, loving and loveable human being who thought very deeply about the human condition
– Tertius MyburghRate it:
John F. Kennedy says: ‘Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.’ I suggest that forgive your enemies and forget their names too! Don’t leave any stone in your head; keep only the flowers, only the names of the good men!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a bitch. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or shiv, and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria
– So I Married an Axe MurdererRate it:
John Marshall has made his decision: now let him enforce it!
– Andrew JacksonRate it:
Johnny couldn't read ... for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
– Rudolf Franz FleschRate it:
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
– Jerry ColemanRate it:
JOHNNY WAS THE MAN There was a man named Johnny. Who shared with me his true love story. I learned so much from that wise old man. I am out to sing his final glory! Johnny lived to a ripe old age and live by a daily poker winning plan. With an iron fist, his family he did rule! Together they worked hand in hand in that poker playing land. Johnny was the champion, he was the world's best! It was proven day after day, world wide over. Into the eyes of some wicked men he met. His childhood friends and partners for sure on Johnny they would bet. If he ever needed backing. Funds would always be in abundance. For everyone knew. Johnny was always good, loyal, and true. He loved and played poker and was the first in that hall of fame. When he died people forgot about that old man Johnny. But, I will never forget the man who loved and ruled the tables and made Poker the game it is today!
– Hazel ElderRate it:
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over.
– Herbert MitgangRate it:
Join the company of lions rather than assume the lead among foxes.
– The TalmudRate it:
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
– Isaac AsimovRate it:
Josef Stalin once said that ‘Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.’ Let us correct this: Ingratitude is a horrible disease belongs to the callous rocks! A grateful dog is a being much more developed than an ungrateful man!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
Joseph lost his son and Christ. (Joseph a perdu - Son fils et Jésus.)
– Charles de LEUSSERate it:
Josh Billings said, It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself, but the most inconvenient one, too. Human beings have always employed an enormous variety of clever devices for running away from themselves, and the modern world is particularly rich in such stratagems.
– John W. GardnerRate it:
Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
– Christina BaldwinRate it:
Journalism is literature in a hurry.
– Matthew ArnoldRate it:
Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another.
– G. K. ChestertonRate it:
Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.
– Rebecca WestRate it:
Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarist.
– Oscar WildeRate it:
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
– G. K. ChestertonRate it:
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.
– Karl KrausRate it:
Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism.
– Hedrick SmithRate it:

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