Malcolm in the Middle, Season 3

Lois:
[After Hal gets arrested and Malcolm refusing to help his father while talking to a girl] Do you realize how close your father came to being a registered sex offender?! A registered sex offender! And for what? For some trampy girl? For...

Malcolm:
Mom, please. I feel terrible. I completely understand what I did. I sold out my own father for a girl. It's the worst thing I've ever done. We both agree, I'm a terrible person.

Lois:
For some girl you don't even know! Who wouldn't give you the time of day! That's the gratitude you showed your father.

Reese:
Hey, maybe I'm the good one after all. [Giving a glass of water to Lois] Here, mom, for your throat. I put a little honey in it.

Lois:
That man gets one vacation a year and this is how you start it. (Phone rings) You go and make it right.