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  January 2023     3 hours ago

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Benji: What are you doing?

Dustin Diamond: Trying to kill myself.

Audience: [laughter]

Troy: Judging by his bowling game, I don't blame him. [Waa - Waa sound effect]

Gary Bunda: Seriously, though, you can't kill yourself. We've all tried thousands of times.

Dustin Diamond: Are you serious?

Gary Bunda: [deadpan] Tens of thousand of times.

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Gary Bunda: I want a catch phrase.

Dustin Diamond: RAZZLEBERRIES!

Gary Bunda: BOOB FARTS!

Dustin Diamond: RAZZLEBERRIES!

Gary Bunda: BOOB FARTS!

Dustin Diamond: Oh, bullsh*t! RAZZLEBERRIES!

Gary Bunda: BOOB FARTS!

Dustin Diamond: COME ON!

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Dustin Diamond: RAZZLEBERRIES! Why the hell did I just say that? Oh, "Razzleberries" better not be my catch phrase. RAZZLEBERRIES! Oh, come on, I'm being forced to say it! RAZZLEBERRIES! HOW IS THIS FAIR?! RAZZLEBERRIES! I can't even breath!

[back at Satan's office where Satan and Claude are watching Dustin's hilarious quote]

Satan: See, that -- That's gonna be the next "Dyno-mite." you know?

Claude: What is that?

Satan: Well, that's a -- That's a catch phrase, Claude. You know, like, "Hey, sit on it, Potsie." "Nanu nanu"? "Dee plane, dee plane"? "Jane, you ignorant slut, you"? Uh, "Yeah, that's the ticket"? Uh, "No soup for you"?

Claude: I don't get any of those references.

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Claude: Wow, A hacky sitcom star being forced to star in a hacky sitcom in Hell for all of eternity? Pretty genius, sir.

Satan: Hacky?

Claude: I-Uh, no, it's funny, funny.

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Dustin Diamond: Um, why is it snowing inside the house?

Sitcom Mother: Honey, remember when you said, "It'll be a cold day in Hell" before you let anyone touch your prize bowling ball?

Dustin Diamond: I've never said that.

Sitcom Mother: Get in here, Levi!

Levi: Papa, it's stuck. [Levi shows Dustin that his penis is stuck in one of the bowling ball holes]

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