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When you lose someone, it stays with you; always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt.

~Elena Gilbert

The Vampire Diaries , Season 1

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

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Phoebe:
Hi this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supply, I would like to talk to you about your toner need

Earl:
I do'nt need Any toner

Phoebe:
I hear what you're saying, but at our prices everybody needs toner

Earl:
Not me

Phoebe:
May I ask why?

Earl:
You wanna know why?

Phoebe:
I shurely do

Earl:
I do'nt need Any toner because I'm godnat kill myself.

Phoebe:
Is that because you're out off toner?...

Earl:
so no toner today, thanks anyway bye-bye

Phoebe:
I can't just let you hang up- please talk to me

Earl:
well I had one thing to do today, I guess I can push it back

Phoebe:
why do ypu wanna kill your self

Earl:
I've been working for 10 years at this dead end job, and no body even knows I exists!

Phoebe:
Chandler?

Friends

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Greg:
Ain't that just the way

over the garden wall

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Stiles:
No want me to say it in spanish No

Teen Wolf , Season 1

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Star Platinum:

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

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Is she a oinker or what in reference to Penny Belding from nerds

Saved by the Bell

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"But I've got style, I've got flair."

The Nanny, Season 5

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Mabel:
I wanna beat Pacifica but doesnt this feel like.. Cheating?

Dipper:
Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's Cheating at Life.

Gravity Falls, Season 1

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¨This is my design.¨ -Will Graham

Hannibal , Season 1

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We hunt those who hunt us

Teen Wolf , Season 3

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Luke- there leader markos is here

Damon- from where chant camp

The Vampire Diaries , Season 5

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Emily:
No one has seen Shana since the open mic. It's like she disappeared.

Hanna:
She can't just disappear, this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms.

Pretty Little Liars

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Lilith:
Do you believe in ghosts or demons? Do you think it's possible for them to enter our world? Maybe the next time you meet a girl that seems too good to be true, she may very well be the ultimate femme fatale. (slowly fades away into thin air)

Femme Fatales

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Lilith:
Five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms, a swimming pool, and a bonus guest house. This house would be a real steal, if it weren't haunted. But how could you prove that? Or disprove it? And would you live in a house with that kind of storied reputation? Would you even spend one night? Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Femme Fatales

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Lilith:
(giggles) Luckily, most people can't speak Greek. If Kip or Jay did, they may recognize that Theta Alpha Nu are the first three letters of the word Thanatos. That's Greek for death. Clever girls. Jay Roma. Made his first million at the age of 25. Made his first hundred million by the age of 32. But by 35, 20 million hits on his very last video. I guess these chicks are crazier than what he ever dreamed. And as the Greeks say – Kali nichta. Good night.

Femme Fatales

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Jay:
Okay. All right. I know what you're doing, you dumb bitches! You think you're gonna embarrass me?! You think you're gonna film me and make me look like an idiot and ruin my reputation?! When I get out of here, you're gonna be dead! To hell with you, and to hell with your harlot friend Caroline!

Emily:
And to think I had second thoughts about this.

Tiffany:
I told you it would be worth it.

Jay:
I'm gonna sue you! I oughta sue you for everything you've got! You wanna film me?! You wanna film me? Go ahead and film me, you stupid harlots!

Tiffany:
Come on. Let's go upstairs and clean up.

Jay:
Wait!

Tiffany:
Congrats, Jay. This will definitely be your biggest hit ever.

Jay:
Where are you going? Hey. Hey, come back here! No! Come back! Please! Hey! Come back...! (coughs and chokes) Hey! Help! Help!

Femme Fatales

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Alexis:
By the way, I'm Ashley. When you filmed me, that was my name.

Tiffany:
It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.

Alexis:
Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.

Erida:
The goddess of unresting.

Alexis:
I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.

Erida:
Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek. She's a member of Mensa, bonehead.

Alexis:
I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.

Jay:
What do you want?! What do you want?!!

Erida:
Isn't it obvious?

Tiffany:
We all appeared in your videos. Now it's your turn to be in ours.

Femme Fatales

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Kip:
I know you. Your name's not Erida, is it?

Erida:
Very good, Kip. I'm gonna give you a little lesson in Greek mythology. You see, Erida was a Greek goddess. The goddess of hate. She could only be appeased once blood was spilled.

Kip:
What are you gonna do?

Erida:
Isn't it obvious?

Femme Fatales

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Jay:
Uh, all right, look, this is getting kinda dangerous. Tiffany?

Tiffany:
I'm getting kind of used to that name. It's got a nice ring to it. My real name is Jessica. But you wouldn't remember that, would you, Jay? Tiffany, well... it's just a variation of a Greek name. Tisiphone. She was a goddess. The goddess of vengeance.

Jay:
All right, uh... Kip!!

Tiffany:
But I thought you wanted to meet Caroline.

Jay:
Screw Caroline!

Tiffany:
You already did!! You got me and Caroline drunk. Really drunk. Then you gave us some money. And then you ruined our lives! We had to drop out of school, change our names, and no matter where we moved or what we did, we could not get away from what we did for you! Of course, I handled it a lot better than she did.

Femme Fatales

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Jay:
Where the hell is Kip?

Erida:
My fault. Sorry.

Jay:
Well, where the hell is he?

Erida:
Let's just say his willpower lost this time.

Jay:
Kip, you're fired!!

Erida:
Don't blame him! He couldn't resist.

Jay:
Well, what happened? What'd you do? Jeez! He knows better! To hell with him. You know how to work this thing?

Emily:
Hell, yeah.

Jay:
Good. Come on! I wanna make this lousy bastard sorry.

Tiffany:
We have just the thing.

Femme Fatales

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1 month ago

Now that I'm looking at it closely. Good grief that watch is tacky as hell.

- Jotaro Kujo (Part 4)

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

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1 month ago

Dan:
Who even voted for her?

Chuck:
Me, about 150 times.

Gossip Girl

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1 month ago

Giorno:
"I hate having to say things twice when i shouldn't have to."

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

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