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'this guy is not your friend, he is an anchor, dragging you down.Get rid of him' Harvey – Suits , Season 1	added by anonymous 23 hours ago
"Your mom is totally hot." - Okuyasu - Josuke's House – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable	added by anonymous 5 days ago
Mabel- (pulls salami slice from Soos’ wallet) Emergency salami, Soos my respect for you has grown! – Gravity Falls, Season 2	added by anonymous 7 days ago
Bill Cipher- ‘You’re my puppet now, kid’ – Gravity Falls, Season 2	added by anonymous 7 days ago
i fucking hate the blacks - josuke – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable	added by anonymous 8 days ago
Lilith: Money. It's been said it is the root of all evil. Well, tonight, in this seedy motel room, two men are about to find out that it's the devil's honest truth – that when the fickle finger of fate points in your direction, the most innocuous omen may be the harbinger of doom, and it may come in the most enticing package with a heart that beats of pure deceit. So tonight, I bequeath to you "The White Flower". – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 9 days ago
Lilith: We all tell little white lies. We lie about our height, our weight, where we've been and where we're going. And tonight, video game developer Kevin Freeman is about to discover that when his fantasy turns into reality, honesty, in fact, may be the best policy as his little white lies get him into a world of trouble – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 9 days ago
Kevin Freeman: I like a woman who knows herself. Confidence is beauty. There's nothing lovelier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin. An independent woman, with a spry personality and an old soul. That's the one for me. I'm Troy. When I'm in the outdoors, it's about freedom. I read. Losing myself in the pages of a good book is pure nirvana. Like an hour-long bubble bath, with bath bombs from bliss. My best friends are Charlie Parker and John Coltrane. Without them, I am lost. Simply put: their music is the soundtrack of my life. Yeah, I know I'm good-looking, but that's not worth a hill of beans unless you find the right girl to spend life's special moments with. And let me tell you: In this town, it's been tough to find that special someone. If you're confident, if you're independent, if you're open-minded, passionate, genuine, creative, funny...if you think you're her, and you think we'll click, please, contact me. DocTroy77. Thank you, Doctor Troy. Ladies, all of our lines are open. – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 9 days ago
Lilith: Poor Darla. She thought she'd planned the perfect murder, but greed makes suckers of all of us. There is no easy way to make money in this economy. Unless, of course, you're Elena Machado, a hard-working cleaning woman, who just got a very, very big severance package. I guess it's safe to say she won't be coming to work on Monday. – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 9 days ago
Lilith: Whenever you find a rich man, you are bound to find a gold-digger waiting to take him for everything he's got. Well, tonight, somewhere in these Hollywood hills, this gold-digger really was using a shovel. It's been said the taste of evil smells like honeysuckle. I wouldn't argue with that, but tonight, there is a distinct smell in the air and it smells like murder. – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 9 days ago
Lilith: (still in her nurse's uniform) It looks like Greg is in for an electrifying experience. And as for our sweet Nurse Violet, she's blossomed into quite a woman – a newly-minted femme fatale in control of her own destiny and administering her own dose of bad medicine. – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 9 days ago
Lilith: (in a nurse's uniform) All superheroes have a story of origin, from an awkward teenager that's bitten by a radioactive spider, a daring test pilot that's bestowed a very powerful ring, an alien from the planet Krypton that crash-lands on Earth. A femme fatale, you see, well, she's cut from similar cloth. Some women are born to be empowered and dangerous, and they embrace it according to their nature. Well, the essence of a femme fatale may be lying dormant, just waiting for fate to see her free. – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 9 days ago
Lilith: Watch any Lacey Rivers movie, and you will always be treated to a happy ending. Well, poor Lacey. She's about to discover that real life rarely turns out like a G-rated family film. Karma can be such a bitch. – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 9 days ago
Lilith: Prison can be a very scary place – survival of the fittest and all that. What's a spoiled young Hollywood actress to do when thrown into the tank with all those sharks? Those are just the prison guards. No, Lacey Rivers is going to have to rely on her one skill she can count on – her acting. You don't get $5 million a picture without any talent. Behind these locked doors, our little Lacey is about to give the performance of her life. – Femme Fatales	added by Jiker321 10 days ago
Bruno : Arrivederci! – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo	added by anonymous 13 days ago
[on the Hyundai Genesis Coupe] Richard Hammond: More news from Korea! Do you know a new high-end Hyundai Coupe? Jeremy Clarkson: Yes. Richard Hammond: Well, there is a new one coming. Look. That looks brilliant. Jeremy Clarkson: You know, the trouble with the Hyundai Coupe is that it always looks quite good, but it is sort of quite nice to drive and it is front-wheel drive and a bit sort of half-rse as a result. Richard Hammond:* Well, this time though they are talking about putting a V8 in the front of that. But even as it is now there is a V6, 300 BHP, it is a light engine or you can have a 4 port turbo. It is rear-wheel drive this time… Jeremy Clarkson: Rear drive? Richard Hammond: Yep. And limited-slip diff. They are looking to take on a Mustang with it. James May: Even I like that. – Top Gear, Series 10	added by anonymous 20 days ago
Oi josuke, I turned myself into a pickle, ain’t that wacky – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable	added by anonymous 23 days ago
"...you are a disgrace to this university, and humanity in general!" -Sgt. Alvin Moore, to Eric Matthews – Boy Meets World	added by anonymous 28 days ago
i have it from Ladies about the castle that that part of you which cannot be mentioned wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. – Blackadder	added by anonymous 29 days ago
DIO: You have to be faster. My stand is more powerful than any other. Even without The World's tremendous power and speed, it would still outclass your pitiful Star Platinum. Jotaro 'JoJo' Kujo: Your stand has a lot in common with my Star Platinum. We're not long range fighters, but we have incredible power and precision. DIO: If I'm being honest, I've always had the desire to see how much stronger The World is compared with Star Platinum. But, it seems pointless to compare them now. Jotaro 'JoJo' Kujo: Wait, are you serious? All you did, was give me a love tap in the leg and you ripped my ¥20,000 pants. DIO: For the life of me, I can't figure out why you Joestars are so stubborn. Fine, I shall accept your cheap provocation. Let our comparison resume. Comparing our punching speed? – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders	added by TrekReichen 1 month ago
Pam Beesly: Well, last year my performance started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds. So I'm not really sure what to expect. – The Office , Season 2	added by anonymous 1 month ago
I watch porn – Victorious, Season 1	added by anonymous 1 month ago
Sheriff Cobb: (on the phone) Are you sure you counted right? Ok I'll be right over. (To Jo) that was Ned carver he claims that aliens have abducted some of his cattle again. Jo: Tell me him to call me when they move on to anal probes.... wait that didn't come our right. – Eureka , Season 1	added by anonymous 1 month ago
Sam: Hey get off me would ya – Sam & Cat, Season 1	added by anonymous 1 month ago

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