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This is just GREAT ! / Gureto desu yo ! - Josuke – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable	added by anonymous 4 hours ago
Life together....die alone Jack – Lost , Season One	added by anonymous 1 day ago
Rerorerorerorerorero – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders	added by anonymous 12 days ago
Robbie: Oh shit yeah beck that feels so good Beck: OMG im boutta bust omg omg ugh ugh ugh Robbie: Cum in my mouth Beck: cums Robbie: Oh yeah that feels good baby – Victorious, Season 1	added by anonymous 16 days ago
Ross: ”I just wanna be married again”. [Rachel walks in with wedding dress] Chandler: ”And I just want a million dollars” – Friends , Season 1	added by anonymous 23 days ago
Nick: Shut up. She was not. Warrick: I saw her in action. Nick: Really? Warrick: Yeah, she was. Nick: Catherine? Catherine: (walks in and smiles) I was what? Warrick: I was just telling Nick how you were a big bully in high school. Catherine: A bully? All right, I guess I was. But, I mean, not the kind that people want to take a gun out and shoot. Warrick: No. Nick: No, no. You were the kind that guys fall all over themselves trying to impress. Catherine: (smiling) Like you, Nick, huh? (Cath puts a hand on his shoulder for emphasis, he gets it. And sits down) Oh, Nick...what were you in high school? Nick: Me? I was, uh...I was "dependable". Catherine: Dependable. Nick: Mmhmm. Catherine: Dependable jock, dependable stoner? Nick: No. Never a strap, never a smoker. Just all-around "dependable" guy, I guess. Warrick: What Nick's trying to say he was unpopular. (Cath laughs. Sara walks into the break room) Sara: Nick, Ronny's got something on Liquid Man, says it's hot. Nick: Great. (gathers things and gets up) Warrick: Hey Sara, what were you in high school? Sara': Science nerd. (Nick walks past her and sniffs) Nick: You changed? (whispers) But you still smell. Let's go. (they leave) Catherine: So that leaves you, Warrick. What were you? Warrick: Oh, I was short, I had big feet, thick glasses. Catherine: You? Warrick: Yeah. I got pushed around by all the guys and never got any play from the girls. Catherine: The girls didn't even notice your eyes? Warrick: No, they used to tease me about my eyes. Called me names. Catherine: Aww, well, what do they know? They're your best feature. (Sara is working on the decomp and Hank finds her in the lab, and she excuses herself for a minute) – CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 1	added by anonymous 26 days ago
"go ahead keep mocking me you're incapable of anything else" – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency	added by anonymous 1 month ago
Diavolo: Fascinating how the past can wriggle its way back, no matter how many pieces I might cut it up into. You amaze me. I never thought I'd deal with the same vermin more than once. – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo	added by kacper_m 1 month ago
Diavolo: I'm being tested. In a moment we will find out if I'm prepared to vanquish my past. We really only grow once we've conquered our phantoms, wouldn't you say? How lovely to see you again, Jean Pierre Polnareff. – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo	added by kacper_m 1 month ago
Milk and Pepsi hit yet spot – Laverne & Shirley, Season 2	added by anonymous 1 month ago
Hank Hill: I tell you h'what that boy ain't right... – King of the Hill, Season 1	added by anonymous 1 month ago
Jessie - Zack, I’m sorry, but I just do not approve of that behavior. Slater - Well then send me to my room, mama! – Saved by the Bell	added by anonymous 1 month ago
fuck you : ur mom loser: ima punk – Victorious, Season 3	added by anonymous 1 month ago
That’s rough buddy - zuko – Avatar: The Last Airbender, Book 3: Fire	added by anonymous 1 month ago
Tori: Uh,I do look tired and awful sniffs and now my hands smell like sing water.(grabs paper tower) Ponnie: (sobbing) Tori: Hello??? Ponnie: This stall is taken... Tori: Are you okay? Ponnie: Why? Tori: Well your sitting there,on a toilet,eating a sandwich and crying Ponnie: I know... (sobbing) (splash) Bye sandwich..I wish I could go with you.. (Flushing) – Victorious, Season 3	added by anonymous 2 months ago
"Yare Yare Daze" -Jotaro Kujo – Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:	added by anonymous 2 months ago
Connor: Right, if I don't come back, you can have my Star Trek Next Generation Top Trumps. Abby: I'll treasure them. Connor: (hesitates for a moment) You know what, on second thought I'm thinking that you should bury them with me. – Primeval , Series 1	added by anonymous 2 months ago
Giorno Giovanna: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo	added by anonymous 2 months ago
The moment that anyone sees King Crimson...they no longer exist in this world. – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo	added by anonymous 3 months ago
Fleabag: I met someone. Claire: What? really? Fleabag: Yeah. Claire: Oh my God, that's amazing. What does he do? Fleabag: He's a Priest. – Fleabag	added by Christian_Waits 3 months ago
Claire: Tell the truth. Fleabag: It's horrendous. Claire: It's horrendous. Fleabag: It's modern. Claire: Don't lie. Fleabag: I'm not. Claire: I look like a pencil. Fleabag: You...(laughing)...don't look... Claire: Don't laugh! Fleabag: It's OK. Claire: It's not OK. I'm gonna lose my job. Fleabag: You're not gonna lose your job. It's cool. Claire: it's not cool. Fleabag: It's edgy. Claire: Oh, fuck off! Fleabag: No, it's chic. Claire: It's unsalvageable! Fleabag: Claire, it's french. Claire: Really? Fleabag: Yes. – Fleabag	added by Christian_Waits 3 months ago
OKAY MASTA LETS KILL DA HO – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable	added by anonymous 3 months ago
Im not dead.Lets have dinner. – Sherlock , Series 2	added by anonymous 3 months ago
I hate dumbasses who quote me saying "I fucking hate the blacks" knowing that it is them who are being racist not the fictional character. -Josuke Higashikiata – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable	added by my_n 3 months ago

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