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“Human constantly feel pain in their hearts. Because the heart is so sensitive to pain, humans also feel that to live is to suffer. You’re so delicate, like glass, especially your heart. Yes, that earns my sympathy.” “Sympathy?” “In other words, I love you” —kaworu to shinji – Neon Genesis Evangelion, Series	added by anonymous 11 days ago
Man: Hey, (Yokvish still taking selfies) Hey Dude. Yokvish: Shhh!!!!! I'm taking selfies! Man: But I want pay this jerkey. Yokvish: This is not my problem. (Selfie x3) Sam: So where is this ATM? Cat: Follow my body! (Wiggles) Yokvish: Hey girls. Heeeeey girls. Heeeeeeeeeey girls. Cat // Sam: What's up? // Y-eah? Yokvish: Which one of these pictures make me look hot? This? (Shows the picture) Sam: No Cat: Gross Yokvish: This? ( 2nd picture) Cat: No Sam: Gross Yokvish: This? (3rd) Cat: Eew Sam: Ech Yokvish: This? (4) Sam: Ew Cat: Ech Yokvish: I take more selfies. Sam: So this is your ATM? Cat: Yerp. Sam: But you don't have a don't have a bank account? Cat: Norp Sam: How do get an ATM Card? Cat: I don't have an ATM Card. Sam: Well, then how are you getting money out of an ATM machine? Cat: The tones! Sam: The tones? Cat: The tones!! Sam: Okay. You keep saying "The tones!", but I still have no idea what "The tones!" means. Cat: [squeals] Push the buttons! [Sam does so] See? Everytime you press one of those number buttons, you can hear a beep. Sam: And this is Big News there in your bunny brain? Cat: Well yeah, 'cause you know I started thinking of that old song, you know. [sings] Take me down to the basement / Fill the buckets with cheese. Sam: Wait wait. No no no no no no no no no Cat: What? Sam: That's take me out to the ball game. Cat: (Confused) Huh? Sam: [sings] Take me out to the ball game / Take me out with the crowd. Cat: Those lyrics make no sense. Anyway, I started wondering if I could play that song with these number buttons. See? [sings, as she pushes the number buttons] Take me down to the basement / Fill the buckets with cheese. [cash dispenses out] Sam: What?! Cat: See? 400 bucks! Sam: HOLY BUCKETS WITH CHESSE! Yokvish: What did she say? Sam: Nothing.. Take more selfies! Yokvish: Yes! I love to selfies! Sam: How many times have you done this? Cat: I don't know like 2 or 3 times.... a day. Sam: What? Shh!! Listen! You Cannot tell anyone about this. Cat: Why? It's not stealing, I just play a song and then the machine thanks me with cash. Sam: I know, but i'm not sure it's legal. , Cat: Oh, should I give this back Sam: Well, I didn't say that. Cat: Then what should we do? Sam: I say we think about it while we buy stuff at the MALL! Sam // Cat Whooo!!!! (Squeals) – Sam & Cat, Season 1	added by anonymous 16 days ago
Gilbert: Hey (Jade closes her locker) Gilbert: Oh My name is Gilbert. Jade: So?! Gilbert: Oh my god. Tori: Stay with it Gilbert! Gilbert: Erm, I really like your shoes. Jade: I hate these shoes, the're ugly and they hurt my feet. Gilbert: Well, why do you wear em'? Jade: Cause I like to punish myself. Gilbert: Well.. I think you look really nice today. Jade: Oh!! So yesterday, I look gross?! Gilbert: No. Not at all. I just meant that.. Jade: Then I usually look disgusting but today I got lucky? (Get's closer to Gilbert creepily) Gilbert: No, not at all, I just... (turns to Tori and André hiding around the corner) Oh forget it, keep your money! Tori: No! Don't run like a coward. André: Coward! Jade: (angrily) You... paid a guy to ask me out?! Tori: RUN AWAY!!!!!! (Runs away with André) – Victorious, Season 4	added by anonymous 17 days ago
Jade: Robbie, answer me. Answer me! I'm so hungry, ROBBIE!! Tori: He likes it when he say "base to Shapiro". Jade: Oh, i care what he likes. (Smacking the Walkie Talkie) Why won't he answer us? Andre: Oh, you turn it off! You've been talkin' into a offie talkie. Jade: Somebody just get me A SANDIWCH!!! – Victorious, Season 4	added by anonymous 19 days ago
We don’t have to raise our voice, IF empathy is the conduit. Marcia Kernahan – Criminal Minds, Season 6	added by anonymous 19 days ago
Andre: Now I told you, the answer is no. Jade: But Dad! All my friends got cars for their 16th birthdays. Andre: This conversation is over! Jade: Dad! Don't walk away from! Daddy! – Victorious, Season 4	added by anonymous 20 days ago
Caroline: You know what...no. I am not going to engage. You Are Not Even Worth The Calories I Burn Talking To You. Klaus: (Stabs her with the lamp nearby) Caroline: (Grunts) Tyler: (screams) NOOO Klaus: (uses the lamp to bring her on his side of the border and bites her) Now that was definitely worth the calories – The vampire diaries	added by anonymous 1 month ago
Stefan- Damon Damon- Hello brother – The Vampire Diaries , Season 1	added by anonymous 1 month ago
"Remember my name." – Breaking Bad, Season 1	added by anonymous 1 month ago
“When we compare the present life of man on Earth of that time of which we have no knowledge it seems to me like the swift flight of a single Sparrow through a banquet hall on a Winters day. After a few moments of comfort he vanishes from sight into the wintry world from which he came. Even so, man appears on Earth for a little while, for what went before this life or what will follow we know nothing.” – The Tudors, Season 4	added by anonymous 1 month ago
When you lose someone, it stays with you; always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt. ~Elena Gilbert – The Vampire Diaries , Season 1	added by anonymous 2 months ago
robux – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable	added by anonymous 3 months ago
Phoebe: Hi this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supply, I would like to talk to you about your toner need Earl: I do'nt need Any toner Phoebe: I hear what you're saying, but at our prices everybody needs toner Earl: Not me Phoebe: May I ask why? Earl: You wanna know why? Phoebe: I shurely do Earl: I do'nt need Any toner because I'm godnat kill myself. Phoebe: Is that because you're out off toner?... Earl: so no toner today, thanks anyway bye-bye Phoebe: I can't just let you hang up- please talk to me Earl: well I had one thing to do today, I guess I can push it back Phoebe: why do ypu wanna kill your self Earl: I've been working for 10 years at this dead end job, and no body even knows I exists! Phoebe: Chandler? – Friends	added by anonymous 3 months ago
Greg: Ain't that just the way – over the garden wall	added by anonymous 3 months ago
Stiles: No want me to say it in spanish No – Teen Wolf , Season 1	added by anonymous 3 months ago
Star Platinum: "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA" – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders	added by anonymous 3 months ago
Is she a oinker or what in reference to Penny Belding from nerds – Saved by the Bell	added by anonymous 3 months ago
"But I've got style, I've got flair." – The Nanny, Season 5	added by anonymous 3 months ago
Mabel: I wanna beat Pacifica but doesnt this feel like.. Cheating? Dipper: Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's Cheating at Life. – Gravity Falls, Season 1	added by anonymous 4 months ago
¨This is my design.¨ -Will Graham – Hannibal , Season 1	added by anonymous 4 months ago
We hunt those who hunt us – Teen Wolf , Season 3	added by anonymous 4 months ago
Luke- there leader markos is here Damon- from where chant camp – The Vampire Diaries , Season 5	added by anonymous 4 months ago
Emily: No one has seen Shana since the open mic. It's like she disappeared. Hanna: She can't just disappear, this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms. – Pretty Little Liars	added by anonymous 4 months ago
Lilith: Do you believe in ghosts or demons? Do you think it's possible for them to enter our world? Maybe the next time you meet a girl that seems too good to be true, she may very well be the ultimate femme fatale. (slowly fades away into thin air) – Femme Fatales	added by Xyloguy 4 months ago

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