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This is just GREAT ! / Gureto desu yo !

- Josuke

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

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4 hours ago

Life together....die alone

Jack

Lost , Season One

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1 day ago

Rerorerorerorerorero

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

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12 days ago

Robbie:
Oh shit yeah beck that feels so good

Beck:
OMG im boutta bust omg omg ugh ugh ugh

Robbie:
Cum in my mouth

Beck:
*cums*

Robbie:
Oh yeah that feels good baby

Victorious, Season 1

added by anonymous
16 days ago

Ross:
”I just wanna be married again”.

[Rachel walks in with wedding dress]

Chandler:
”And I just want a million dollars”

Friends , Season 1

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23 days ago

Nick:
Shut up. She was not.

Warrick:
I saw her in action.

Nick:
Really?

Warrick:
Yeah, she was.

Nick:
Catherine?

Catherine:
(walks in and smiles) I was what?

Warrick:
I was just telling Nick how you were a big bully in high school.

Catherine:
A bully? All right, I guess I was. But, I mean, not the kind that people want to take a gun out and shoot.

Warrick:
No.

Nick:
No, no. You were the kind that guys fall all over themselves trying to impress.

Catherine:
(smiling) Like you, Nick, huh? (Cath puts a hand on his shoulder for emphasis, he gets it. And sits down) Oh, Nick...what were you in high school?

Nick:
Me? I was, uh...I was "dependable".

Catherine:
Dependable.

Nick:
Mmhmm.

Catherine:
Dependable jock, dependable stoner?

Nick:
No. Never a strap, never a smoker. Just all-around "dependable" guy, I guess.

Warrick:
What Nick's trying to say he was unpopular. (Cath laughs. Sara walks into the break room)

Sara:
Nick, Ronny's got something on Liquid Man, says it's hot.

Nick:
Great. (gathers things and gets up)

Warrick:
Hey Sara, what were you in high school?

Sara':
Science nerd. (Nick walks past her and sniffs)

Nick:
You changed? (whispers) But you still smell. Let's go. (they leave)

Catherine:
So that leaves you, Warrick. What were you?

Warrick:
Oh, I was short, I had big feet, thick glasses.

Catherine:
You?

Warrick:
Yeah. I got pushed around by all the guys and never got any play from the girls.

Catherine:
The girls didn't even notice your eyes?

Warrick:
No, they used to tease me about my eyes. Called me names.

Catherine:
Aww, well, what do they know? They're your best feature.

(Sara is working on the decomp and Hank finds her in the lab, and she excuses herself for a minute)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 1

added by anonymous
26 days ago

"go ahead keep mocking me you're incapable of anything else"

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency

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1 month ago

Diavolo:

Fascinating how the past can wriggle its way back, no matter how many pieces I might cut it up into.

You amaze me. I never thought I'd deal with the same vermin more than once.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

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1 month ago

Diavolo:

I'm being tested.

In a moment we will find out if I'm prepared to vanquish my past.

We really only grow once we've conquered our phantoms, wouldn't you say?

How lovely to see you again, Jean Pierre Polnareff.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

added by kacper_m
1 month ago

Milk and Pepsi hit yet spot

Laverne & Shirley, Season 2

added by anonymous
1 month ago

Hank Hill:
I tell you h'what that boy ain't right...

King of the Hill, Season 1

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1 month ago

Jessie - Zack, I’m sorry, but I just do not approve of that behavior.

Slater - Well then send me to my room, mama!

Saved by the Bell

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1 month ago

fuck you :
ur mom

loser:
ima punk

Victorious, Season 3

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1 month ago

That’s rough buddy - zuko

Avatar: The Last Airbender, Book 3: Fire

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1 month ago

Tori:
Uh,I do look tired and awful *sniffs* and now my hands smell like sing water.(grabs paper tower)

Ponnie:
(sobbing)

Tori:
Hello???

Ponnie:
This stall is taken...

Tori:
Are you okay?

Ponnie:
Why?

Tori:
Well your sitting there,on a toilet,eating a sandwich and crying

Ponnie:
I know... (sobbing) (splash)

Bye sandwich..I wish I could go with you..

(Flushing)

Victorious, Season 3

added by anonymous
2 months ago

"Yare Yare Daze" -Jotaro Kujo

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:

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2 months ago

Connor:
Right, if I don't come back, you can have my Star Trek Next Generation Top Trumps.

Abby:
I'll treasure them.

Connor:
(hesitates for a moment) You know what, on second thought I'm thinking that you should bury them with me.

Primeval , Series 1

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2 months ago

Giorno Giovanna:
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

added by anonymous
2 months ago

The moment that anyone sees King Crimson...they no longer exist in this world.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Fleabag:
I met someone.

Claire:
What? really?

Fleabag:
Yeah.

Claire:
Oh my God, that's amazing. What does he do?

Fleabag:
He's a Priest.

Fleabag

added by Christian_Waits
3 months ago

Claire:
Tell the truth.

Fleabag:
It's horrendous.

Claire:
It's horrendous.

Fleabag:
It's modern.

Claire:
Don't lie.

Fleabag:
I'm not.

Claire:
I look like a pencil.

Fleabag:
You...(laughing)...don't look...

Claire:
Don't laugh!

Fleabag:
It's OK.

Claire:
It's not OK. I'm gonna lose my job.

Fleabag:
You're not gonna lose your job. It's cool.

Claire:
it's not cool.

Fleabag:
It's edgy.

Claire:
Oh, fuck off!

Fleabag:
No, it's chic.

Claire:
It's unsalvageable!

Fleabag:
Claire, it's french.

Claire:
Really?

Fleabag:
Yes.

Fleabag

added by Christian_Waits
3 months ago

OKAY MASTA LETS KILL DA HO

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Im not dead.Lets have dinner.

Sherlock , Series 2

added by anonymous
3 months ago

I hate dumbasses who quote me saying "I fucking hate the blacks" knowing that it is them who are being racist not the fictional character. -Josuke Higashikiata

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

added by my_n
3 months ago

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