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The Hunt is a childish game! I did not mean childish let me explain.

Freaky Friday 2018

added by anonymous
4 days ago

Mom I need to ask you a question Shut it

Freaky Friday 2018

added by anonymous
23 days ago

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! CAN

Megas XLR, Season 2

added by anonymous
1 month ago

"You are the biggest gay"

Arrow, Season 2

added by anonymous
1 month ago

So, are we ready to fuck or what?

Succession

added by anonymous
1 month ago

"Oh, this is- this is nice, I, uh- This is the end, okay... Where exactly am I?! Uhm... Oh, grea- here's the song, oh good. Uhmmm, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How- How do I get home? Ah- whaddo I eat?? Was... Rei my- my mom, or... a clone, or... hell- was this all in my mind? What- What's an EVA? Is that- sort of a Freudian... thing, er... um... am I real? Oh, hell- does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, uhm... oh, God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that—where the fuck would I go?! I'm on a big blue ball!! Ahh, is this how you end a series? I mean, is this- where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm tellin' ya right now, cuz I'm stuck in nowhere-land... You ran out of Ink too, didn't you, you bastards?"

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Series

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Thanks blokes I'll do that mark wallow.

Peep Show, Series 5

added by acronimous
3 months ago

Dean [ Hey ]

Supernatural , Season 2

added by anonymous
3 months ago

I'm warning you Buchner, shut your mouth or I'll nail it closed with your own teeth.

Laramie

added by anonymous
4 months ago

Walt:
Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change.

Breaking Bad, Season 1

added by davidb
4 months ago

Ian:

Everything you've believed for the last 30 years has been a lie. You've spent a lifetime hiding for no reason.

The Blacklist

added by anonymous
4 months ago

Liz:

She spent most of her life hiding from you so I honored her request.

The Blacklist

added by anonymous
4 months ago

Harold:

Whatever Reddington's hiding, it's time the truth came out.

The Blacklist

added by anonymous
4 months ago

Red:

You're a good friend who takes more care of me than I deserve.

The Blacklist

added by anonymous
4 months ago

Red:

What happened?

Jennifer:

You did.

The Blacklist

added by anonymous
4 months ago

Now what did i put my pannie hoes

King of the Hill, Season 9

added by anonymous
5 months ago

Slimer? Dean wonders if Slimmerfrom Ghostbusters sends the video camera aacross the floor ? Lol

Supernatural , Season 7

added by anonymous
5 months ago

"Fear is just another reason to try harder"

~ Liv

Liv & Maddie

added by anonymous
5 months ago

Mr. Krabs:
The temperature stays at sixty-two degrees.

Squidward:
THERE'S ICICLES HANGING FROM THE CEILING!

Mr. Krabs:
I don't care if Santy Claus and Jack Frost are havin' ice cream cones. Don't! TOUCH! THE THERMOSTAT!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Five (2007)

added by anonymous
5 months ago

Bazil Fawlty (John Kleese) once called an annoying customer a “prawl’.

Fawlty Towers

added by anonymous
5 months ago

lana

he's not there when you want him but he's always there when you need him

Smallville, Season 1

added by anonymous
6 months ago

D.W:
How do you get square balloons?

Sales Associate:
Blow square breaths.

Arthur

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Ciro:
The earthquake is God's will. It is good for the ground.

Gomorrah

added by anonymous
8 months ago

Donna Imma:
You divide the world into two categories: those who kill and those who don’t. You think that because I am a woman I belong to the latter. You’re wrong.

Gomorrah

added by anonymous
8 months ago

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