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I told you Patri, Not to trust anybody. But what i never told you was you couldn't trust me.

Gomorrah

added by anonymous
13 days ago

Twilight:
if we don’t break the spell they’re under who knows what terrible things might happened

Spike:
spell?

Twilight:
come on Spike, there’s no time to lose

Discord:
I said, orange you’ve glad I’ve changed

Dashie:
come on discord, do you really have to spell it out for you?

Discord:
Ah yes, we’ve just finished our soup and then Apple Jack said, peanut butter hoof ? Yuck not even what is jelly

My little pony season 5

added by anonymous
22 days ago

Arya Stark:
" Winter is Coming"

Game of Thrones , Season 2

added by anonymous
22 days ago

Sandy:
Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else

Patrick:
Not untill four

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

added by anonymous
1 month ago

“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.”

Deadwood , Season One

added by anonymous
1 month ago

Pinkie Pie:
Hi Loud House! We are fans of you. Hahahaha, get it?

Luan:
Good one, I’m and expert on jokes and puns.

Twilight:
Hi, we are the Mane 6 with are Best Friend Until The End Of Time, Starlight Glimmer!

Luan:
Mane 6? Don’t ya mean Main 6?

The Loud House and MLP

added by anonymous
2 months ago

[Void Stiles] The trickster stories are all about food Lydia. The coyote, the raven, the fox, they're all hungry. I'm the same. I just crave something a little different. I eat what you feel. And i'm insatiable.

Teen Wolf , Season 3

added by anonymous
3 months ago

“You have failed this City!!”

-The Hood

Arrow, Season 1

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Shinji Ikari:
I hate myself... But maybe I can learn to love myself!

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Series

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Emma:
"You traded your ship for me?"

Hook:
"Aye."

Once Upon a Time , Season 3

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Sliver Stream:
Dark what now?

Rarity:
it’s magic that is dark.

Sliver Stream:
is it a spell?

Rarity:
of course it is a spell, darling. Or should I say the spell book.

(Class ends)

Sandbar:
Do you think our fashion professor is under the spell?

Sliver Stream:
I hope she gets out of it soon.

Twilight Sparkle:
So, Rarity has been evil?

All students:
Yes, headmeare Twilight.

Twilight:
I’ll try to free her.

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Sliver Steam:
How do we turn super evil?

Rarity:
With a dangerous spell book.

Gallas:
Where can we find it?

Rarity:
(talks 1.5 speed) at the castle of the two sisters.

Océanos:
I remember that place.

Sliver Steam:
What about those puckwiges?

Rarity:
I’ve already got it!(teleports the spell book)

Rarity:
Now, read the spell.

(Students read inspiration manifestation)

Rarity:
Does anything seems different for you?

(Students say no)

Sliver Steam:
What happened to you with this what ever it’s called.

Rarity:
It’s called Dark Magic, darling.

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
4 months ago

Sliver Steam:
Professor Pinkie Pie? How did you shoved whip cream into your mouth?

Pinkie Pie:
It was easy, (talks rapidly) all ya gotta do; is rush to a kitchen and go back and spray it into you’re mouth.

Rainbow Dash:
All right class. First off, Gallas, Smolter, Oceloses and Sliver Steam. You will be our voulinteers. Lettuce get outside and you four plus me will do a wonderbolt routine.

Yona:
What about us?

Rainbow Dash:
Just watch us.

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
4 months ago

"Hey it's Viking's day hinge a ding a deergen "

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

added by anonymous
5 months ago

Chanlsor Nighsay:
I will delete this school for the EEA!

Twilight Sparkle:
No! As the princess of friendship, I declare this school under my name.

(Yona and the other students cheered)

Rainbow Dash:
Cmon class, let’s go learn bout the History of the Wonderbolts!

Rarity:
My lesson will be much more fun, I’ll teach you how to get so evil. Until some says I’ve let you become something awful.

Pinkie Pie:
Ohhhhhh How bout blowing up confetti cannons and shoving whipped cream into your mouth.

Silver Steam:
You’ve done that?

Pinkie Pie:
Starlight cast a spell that made our eyes shirk. Ok maybe before that, I don’t remember.

Mane 6:
Or we can sing our new song!

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
5 months ago

Dr. Kutner:
"We loaded him full of prednisone to try to fix the liver..."

House:
"...Good news is, he's running out of organs to fail."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

Chase:
"I'd give her a day. Two days at the most."

House:
"Great. You be the clock. Everyone else will be the doctors."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

House:
"As I suspected, you have significant losses in the upper right quadrant of your visual field."

Patient:
"Are you serious?"

House:
"No, it's a joke. Two guys go into a bar and one has significant losses in the upper right quadrant of his visual field. And the other guy says, 'You're gonna need an MRI to confirm the type and location of the tumor.'"

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

Foreman:
"Her oxygen saturation is normal."

House:
"It's off by one percentage point."

Foreman:
"It's within range."

House:
"If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

Cameron:
"Brandon's not ready for surgery..."

House:
OK, let's leave it a couple of weeks. He should be feeling better by then. Oh wait, which way does time go?"

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

Obese Patient:
"You must be Dr. House."

House:
"And you must be full of bologna. Lot of it."

Obese Patient:
"Right! Fat joke! Always fun, the only people you can still make fun of."

House:
"And Christians. And black people."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

House:
(diagnosing an African-American patient) "You're turning white."

Patient's Mother:
"What does that mean?"

House:
"It means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

Patient:
"Are you this rude to all your patients?"

House:
"Yes. Don't think you're special."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

House:
(getting out of a conversation with Dr. Wilson): "Gotta go! Building full of sick people, if I hurry, maybe I can avoid them."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
5 months ago

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