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Dean [ Hey ]

Supernatural , Season 2

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18 days ago

I'm warning you Buchner, shut your mouth or I'll nail it closed with your own teeth.

Laramie

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1 month ago

Walt:
Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change.

Breaking Bad, Season 1

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1 month ago

Ian:

Everything you've believed for the last 30 years has been a lie. You've spent a lifetime hiding for no reason.

The Blacklist

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1 month ago

Liz:

She spent most of her life hiding from you so I honored her request.

The Blacklist

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1 month ago

Harold:

Whatever Reddington's hiding, it's time the truth came out.

The Blacklist

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1 month ago

Red:

You're a good friend who takes more care of me than I deserve.

The Blacklist

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1 month ago

Red:

What happened?

Jennifer:

You did.

The Blacklist

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1 month ago

Now what did i put my pannie hoes

King of the Hill, Season 9

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1 month ago

Slimer? Dean wonders if Slimmerfrom Ghostbusters sends the video camera aacross the floor ? Lol

Supernatural , Season 7

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2 months ago

"Fear is just another reason to try harder"

~ Liv

Liv & Maddie

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2 months ago

Mr. Krabs:
The temperature stays at sixty-two degrees.

Squidward:
THERE'S ICICLES HANGING FROM THE CEILING!

Mr. Krabs:
I don't care if Santy Claus and Jack Frost are havin' ice cream cones. Don't! TOUCH! THE THERMOSTAT!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Five (2007)

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2 months ago

Bazil Fawlty (John Kleese) once called an annoying customer a “prawl’.

Fawlty Towers

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2 months ago

lana

he's not there when you want him but he's always there when you need him

Smallville, Season 1

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2 months ago

D.W:
How do you get square balloons?

Sales Associate:
Blow square breaths.

Arthur

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3 months ago

Ciro:
The earthquake is God's will. It is good for the ground.

Gomorrah

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5 months ago

Donna Imma:
You divide the world into two categories: those who kill and those who don’t. You think that because I am a woman I belong to the latter. You’re wrong.

Gomorrah

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5 months ago

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell:
We are captives of our own identities. Living in prisons of our own creations.

Prison Break, Season 4

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8 months ago

Chuck Bass:
Me? I just hate the guy

Gossip Girl, Season 3

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8 months ago

Schmidt:
Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what color do you think you are?

New Girl , Season 1

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8 months ago

Joseph Conrad once said, "The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."

Criminal Minds, Season 1

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9 months ago

ح وققب. يسعشو. ثحت. زق. I pray to satan couce I need him with me and in

me if you believe in him let's pray.

Come into me as I open myself

Your essence consumes my soul

I am yours… forever and eternally

How could I love anyone more than you… it is not possible

I live for you

My body is yours to make your will manifest

My mind I have given for you to create what you desire us to know

My spirit declares your glory

My soul is my ultimate sacrifice to you, my Master

Satan, you fill my mind and transform me

Darkness overcomes me, and I bask in its infernal pleasures

Your presence surrounds me, therefore I am never alone

With bended knee before your altar

I have made eternal oaths that can never be broken

May you always be glorified in everything I do

Foundations have been shifted as you work in my life

Where there once was light… there is darkness

Where there was stagnation… now there is chaos

Where there once was love… is hatred

Satan, I am your temple

I feel your presence increasing within me

When people look at me, they see you

As they feel me, they feel you

I anoint them with my blood

And when they drink of me, they drink of you

I praise you eternally, Lord Satan

Prince of Darkness, Ancient Serpent

You are great and majestic

With a beauty that shines more than the sun

And darker than the deepest hole in the universe

I embrace your darkness, I embrace your light

With you, I have all I need

Ave Satani!

Metalocalypse, Season 1

added by anonymous
10 months ago

The game he's entering into is a brutal and unforgiving one.

Piracy?

Politics.

Black Sails

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10 months ago

Nora:
Ooh! We'll break his legs!

RWBY

added by anonymous
10 months ago

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