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Coupling , Series One

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4 days ago

Michael:
I color code all my info. I wrote "gay son" in green. Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it. Orange means "orange you glad you didn't bring it up?" Most colors mean "don't say it."

The Office , Season 5

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4 days ago

Michael:
And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

The Office , Season 5

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8 days ago

The rules don't allow it, but as they always say, rules are meant to be broken

Winx Club (S1 E1)

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26 days ago

S1E7

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

WKRP in Cincinnati, Season 1

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1 month ago

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Arnold

Sex and the City, Season 2 (1999)

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1 month ago

You don't know what it's like to be human

Supernatural , Season 6

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1 month ago

I told you Patri, Not to trust anybody. But what i never told you was you couldn't trust me.

Gomorrah

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2 months ago

Twilight:
if we don’t break the spell they’re under who knows what terrible things might happened

Spike:
spell?

Twilight:
come on Spike, there’s no time to lose

Discord:
I said, orange you’ve glad I’ve changed

Dashie:
come on discord, do you really have to spell it out for you?

Discord:
Ah yes, we’ve just finished our soup and then Apple Jack said, peanut butter hoof ? Yuck not even what is jelly

My little pony season 5

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2 months ago

Arya Stark:
" Winter is Coming"

Game of Thrones , Season 2

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2 months ago

Sandy:
Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else

Patrick:
Not untill four

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

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3 months ago

“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.”

Deadwood , Season One

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3 months ago

Pinkie Pie:
Hi Loud House! We are fans of you. Hahahaha, get it?

Luan:
Good one, I’m and expert on jokes and puns.

Twilight:
Hi, we are the Mane 6 with are Best Friend Until The End Of Time, Starlight Glimmer!

Luan:
Mane 6? Don’t ya mean Main 6?

The Loud House and MLP

added by anonymous
4 months ago

[Void Stiles] The trickster stories are all about food Lydia. The coyote, the raven, the fox, they're all hungry. I'm the same. I just crave something a little different. I eat what you feel. And i'm insatiable.

Teen Wolf , Season 3

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5 months ago

“You have failed this City!!”

-The Hood

Arrow, Season 1

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5 months ago

Shinji Ikari:
I hate myself... But maybe I can learn to love myself!

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Series

added by anonymous
5 months ago

Emma:
"You traded your ship for me?"

Hook:
"Aye."

Once Upon a Time , Season 3

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5 months ago

Sliver Stream:
Dark what now?

Rarity:
it’s magic that is dark.

Sliver Stream:
is it a spell?

Rarity:
of course it is a spell, darling. Or should I say the spell book.

(Class ends)

Sandbar:
Do you think our fashion professor is under the spell?

Sliver Stream:
I hope she gets out of it soon.

Twilight Sparkle:
So, Rarity has been evil?

All students:
Yes, headmeare Twilight.

Twilight:
I’ll try to free her.

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
5 months ago

Sliver Steam:
How do we turn super evil?

Rarity:
With a dangerous spell book.

Gallas:
Where can we find it?

Rarity:
(talks 1.5 speed) at the castle of the two sisters.

Océanos:
I remember that place.

Sliver Steam:
What about those puckwiges?

Rarity:
I’ve already got it!(teleports the spell book)

Rarity:
Now, read the spell.

(Students read inspiration manifestation)

Rarity:
Does anything seems different for you?

(Students say no)

Sliver Steam:
What happened to you with this what ever it’s called.

Rarity:
It’s called Dark Magic, darling.

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Sliver Steam:
Professor Pinkie Pie? How did you shoved whip cream into your mouth?

Pinkie Pie:
It was easy, (talks rapidly) all ya gotta do; is rush to a kitchen and go back and spray it into you’re mouth.

Rainbow Dash:
All right class. First off, Gallas, Smolter, Oceloses and Sliver Steam. You will be our voulinteers. Lettuce get outside and you four plus me will do a wonderbolt routine.

Yona:
What about us?

Rainbow Dash:
Just watch us.

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
6 months ago

"Hey it's Viking's day hinge a ding a deergen "

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

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7 months ago

Chanlsor Nighsay:
I will delete this school for the EEA!

Twilight Sparkle:
No! As the princess of friendship, I declare this school under my name.

(Yona and the other students cheered)

Rainbow Dash:
Cmon class, let’s go learn bout the History of the Wonderbolts!

Rarity:
My lesson will be much more fun, I’ll teach you how to get so evil. Until some says I’ve let you become something awful.

Pinkie Pie:
Ohhhhhh How bout blowing up confetti cannons and shoving whipped cream into your mouth.

Silver Steam:
You’ve done that?

Pinkie Pie:
Starlight cast a spell that made our eyes shirk. Ok maybe before that, I don’t remember.

Mane 6:
Or we can sing our new song!

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
7 months ago

Dr. Kutner:
"We loaded him full of prednisone to try to fix the liver..."

House:
"...Good news is, he's running out of organs to fail."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
7 months ago

Chase:
"I'd give her a day. Two days at the most."

House:
"Great. You be the clock. Everyone else will be the doctors."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
7 months ago

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