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Chanlsor Nighsay:
I will delete this school for the EEA!

Twilight Sparkle:
No! As the princess of friendship, I declare this school under my name.

(Yona and the other students cheered)

Rainbow Dash:
Cmon class, let’s go learn bout the History of the Wonderbolts!

Rarity:
My lesson will be much more fun, I’ll teach you how to get so evil. Until some says I’ve let you become something awful.

Pinkie Pie:
Ohhhhhh How bout blowing up confetti cannons and shoving whipped cream into your mouth.

Silver Steam:
You’ve done that?

Pinkie Pie:
Starlight cast a spell that made our eyes shirk. Ok maybe before that, I don’t remember.

Mane 6:
Or we can sing our new song!

My little pony season 8

added by anonymous
3 days ago

Dr. Kutner:
"We loaded him full of prednisone to try to fix the liver..."

House:
"...Good news is, he's running out of organs to fail."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

Chase:
"I'd give her a day. Two days at the most."

House:
"Great. You be the clock. Everyone else will be the doctors."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

House:
"As I suspected, you have significant losses in the upper right quadrant of your visual field."

Patient:
"Are you serious?"

House:
"No, it's a joke. Two guys go into a bar and one has significant losses in the upper right quadrant of his visual field. And the other guy says, 'You're gonna need an MRI to confirm the type and location of the tumor.'"

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

Foreman:
"Her oxygen saturation is normal."

House:
"It's off by one percentage point."

Foreman:
"It's within range."

House:
"If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

Cameron:
"Brandon's not ready for surgery..."

House:
OK, let's leave it a couple of weeks. He should be feeling better by then. Oh wait, which way does time go?"

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

Obese Patient:
"You must be Dr. House."

House:
"And you must be full of bologna. Lot of it."

Obese Patient:
"Right! Fat joke! Always fun, the only people you can still make fun of."

House:
"And Christians. And black people."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

House:
(diagnosing an African-American patient) "You're turning white."

Patient's Mother:
"What does that mean?"

House:
"It means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

Patient:
"Are you this rude to all your patients?"

House:
"Yes. Don't think you're special."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

House:
(getting out of a conversation with Dr. Wilson): "Gotta go! Building full of sick people, if I hurry, maybe I can avoid them."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

Patient:
"Oh wow. Oh thank God. Wow, I'm gonna be a mom. Whoa. Thank you so much, I gotta get you a gift or something."

House:
"Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again."

House , Seasons

added by davidb
15 days ago

Rockhoof:
Hello class!

Yona:
Why pony not here?

Rockhoof:
They had to go save ponies. They hired me and my friends as the substitutes.

Smolder:
Letme guess, since twilight and her friends arnt here, we don’t have Homework!

Rockhoof:
But she did say that I can tell you one of my favorite story legends that actually happened to me.

Yona:
Yona the yak loves stories

Ash Ketum:
I know this story.

Rockhoof:
it was back in the day, some evil villains was hypnotiizing some ponies. Then Stygian called us.

Serena:
I remember when Twilight told me and Slyveon.

Rockhoof:
Flash Magius and the Flying ponies distracted the villains. Then Starswirl manege to banish them to another world.

My little pony season 8

added by Rainbow Dash
18 days ago

Twilight Sparkle:
what is a unique food? Cupcakes, nah. Cookies nope. Pies, pastries, pudding “(beat) WAIT PUDDING!

Rainbow Dash:
Winter...Chilla

Discord! Small, adorable, fuzzy and fast.

Twilight Sparkle:
Ha! Ha! Book have ya met me? (Loud knock)

Shining Armor and Princess Cadence:
Happy heart’s warming!

Rarity lightly:
Sorry Apple Jack

Pinkie Pie:
Horonry yak friend listening

Twilight Sparkle:
I wasn’t Twiliy nanas

(Her brother stars at her)

Twilight Sparkle:
ok fine, a little twiliy nanas

My little pony: The best gift ever

added by Rainbow Dash
22 days ago

Twilight Sparkle:
friendship used to make me so queasy, queasy but you made it all so easy, easy. Now I don’t have to say what I’m thinking, you already now without even blinking!

Apple Jack:
You girls are the apple of my eye.

Rainbow Dash:
the race that doesn’t end in a tie.

Pinkie Pie. You are the funnel cake at my fair.

Fluttershy:
The warm hug of a fuzzy bear!

Mane 6:
Best friends, until the end of time. We’ll have each other’s backs, and let our true selves shine. And that’s because everything we need, is alright here when we’re with our team!

( breakout scene with Trixie and Starlight Glimmer)

Twilight Sparkle:
I simply can’t imange there’d be a day, where I wouldn’t want to be walking your way. Whatever new problems there may be, maybe. Our friendship is always the door with the key!

Rarity:
you are the jewels in my friendship crown.

Twilight Sparkle:
The sparks that make my world go round!

Mane 6:
we bring the best-out that’s our goal, there’s no telling how far we’ll go!

Best friends, until the end of time. We’ll have each other’s backs. And let our true selves shine. And that’s because everything we need, is alright when we’re with our team!

My little pony season 7

added by Rainbow Dash
29 days ago

Spitfire:
Rainbow Dash, I’ve seen that you been a very good and awesome teacher!

Rainbow Dash:
Yes ma’am, Fluttershy knows every good loop de loop trick I taught her.

Spitfire:
Great!(places her badge on the desk) Now you are the principle of the academy!

Rainbow Dash:
SWEET!(Dashes of while pinning the badge to show her friends)

Apple Jack:
Your the what of cloudsdale?

Rainbow Dash:
the principle! Cmon Fluttershy, we’ve got some training to do.

Mane 4 and Spike:
Can we come too?

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy:
Sure!

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 1

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

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Mr. Bean

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1 month ago

Rainbow Dash:
Take that! And that! And that! (Kicks clouds while laughing)

Magic Zap!

Rainbow Dash:
What in the- Get it off of me!

Rarity:
Now look at Rainbow Dash, cloudbusting with style!

Rarity reading in flash back:
only when true words are spoken you’ll be finally be set free.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 4

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

Princess Celestia:
You spent your evenings ‘filltering around giving every pony lovely dreams’ Oh that sounds just awfaull?

DayBreaker:
i have all the magic, and you have

NOTHING.(line later in show) Who needs balance when you can have it all

Starlight Glimmer:
Both of you STOP!

Twilight Sparkle:
WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU SWITCHED THEIR CUTIE MARKS! THE ACTUAL PRINCESS’S CUTIE MARKS!

Spike:
You know, maybe the royal sisters aren’t seeing on eye to eye or something?

Twilight the Ballerina:
I’m not. I’m still home it’s a easy spell, I’ll show you later. Anyway, it’s not about me it’s about you. I had to check on you in a friendly way. Or a friendly how’s it going way, ‘so how’s it going’?

Princess Luna:
Oh what exhaust you? Smiling and being adored by every pony! Oh that sounds just awful

My little pony season 7

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

Detective Rarity:
I found the culprit!

Rainbow Dash:
Rarity? How do now if Wind Wider accused me?

Detective Rarity:
All the evidence points to him.

Rainbow Dash complaining:
What evidence could you possibly have? All you did is asked about cake, admired decore an change outfits a gazillion times

My little pony season 5

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

Rarity:
hello there, friend or family?

Stormy Flaire:
Family. My daughter is a wonderbolt, Do you know Spitfire?

Rarity confused:
Your Spitfire’s mom, but I thought you were sick.

Stormy Flaire:
What?

Rarity:
Spitfire got a note from you that you’re sick and went to take care of you.

Sorin:
Stormy Flaire? Aren’t you supposed to be sick. Okay, what’s happening?

Rainbow Dash:
Me? But I didn’t sent Spitfire away!

My little pony season 5

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

Detective Rarity:
With Me! Detective Rarity on the case, we are going to get to the bottom of this with my costume change.

Sorin:
Whitch reminds me, where is Spitfire?

Detective Rarity:
Perhaps I should take it from here.

Castle Guard:
Yours and Spitfire’s. So the only one who had access to that wing was you.

Detective Rarity narriating:
Rainbow Dash was getting antsy, but I can make her feel better.

My little pony season 5

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

Trixie screaming:
STARLIGHT! A SPARK OF MAGIC WILL BE HELPFUL RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

Starlight weak:
I-I can’t

Rainbow Dash singing:
The race that doesn’t end in a tie.

Pinkie Pie singing:
You are †he funnel cake at my fair.

Fluttershy singing:
Warm huggs Fromm fuzzy bear

Mane 6 singing the last line of best friends until the end of time:
And that’s because every where we go there with our team

Apple Jack singing:
You girls are the apples of my eye.

My little pony season 7

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

Twilight Sparkle:
so you see every pony, None of us claimed to be perfect, its because our flaws make us special.

LOUD ARGUING!

Mane 6 singing the last part of flawless:
Cuz I still liked whats flawed about you

Apple Jack:
Recon we still have to deal with them?

Twilight Sparkle:
Stay in the friendship moment Apple Jack, they can wait a little longer.

My little pony season 7

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

Pinkie Pie singing:
it’s a peice of cake to bake a pretty cake

Rarity Melotic:
Yes darling, bigger it is.

Pinkie Pie Melotic:
Fallowing all the instructions in the cookbook in order, Starlight Glimmer!

Starlight Glimmer screaming:
I meant just the one cake, i was only gone a few minutes. How in Equestria did you this fast?

My little pony season 6

added by Rainbow Dash
1 month ago

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