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Tori:
Uh,I do look tired and awful *sniffs* and now my hands smell like sing water.(grabs paper tower)

Ponnie:
(sobbing)

Tori:
Hello???

Ponnie:
This stall is taken...

Tori:
Are you okay?

Ponnie:
Why?

Tori:
Well your sitting there,on a toilet,eating a sandwich and crying

Ponnie:
I know... (sobbing) (splash)

Bye sandwich..I wish I could go with you..

(Flushing)

– Victorious, Season 3

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2 days ago

"Yare Yare Daze" -Jotaro Kujo

– Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:

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8 days ago

Connor:
Right, if I don't come back, you can have my Star Trek Next Generation Top Trumps.

Abby:
I'll treasure them.

Connor:
(hesitates for a moment) You know what, on second thought I'm thinking that you should bury them with me.

– Primeval , Series 1

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10 days ago

Giorno Giovanna:
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

– JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

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12 days ago

The moment that anyone sees King Crimson...they no longer exist in this world.

– JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

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27 days ago

Fleabag:
I met someone.

Claire:
What? really?

Fleabag:
Yeah.

Claire:
Oh my God, that's amazing. What does he do?

Fleabag:
He's a Priest.

– Fleabag

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29 days ago

Claire:
Tell the truth.

Fleabag:
It's horrendous.

Claire:
It's horrendous.

Fleabag:
It's modern.

Claire:
Don't lie.

Fleabag:
I'm not.

Claire:
I look like a pencil.

Fleabag:
You...(laughing)...don't look...

Claire:
Don't laugh!

Fleabag:
It's OK.

Claire:
It's not OK. I'm gonna lose my job.

Fleabag:
You're not gonna lose your job. It's cool.

Claire:
it's not cool.

Fleabag:
It's edgy.

Claire:
Oh, fuck off!

Fleabag:
No, it's chic.

Claire:
It's unsalvageable!

Fleabag:
Claire, it's french.

Claire:
Really?

Fleabag:
Yes.

– Fleabag

added by Christian_Waits
29 days ago

OKAY MASTA LETS KILL DA HO

– JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

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1 month ago

Im not dead.Lets have dinner.

– Sherlock , Series 2

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1 month ago

I hate dumbasses who quote me saying "I fucking hate the blacks" knowing that it is them who are being racist not the fictional character. -Josuke Higashikiata

– JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

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1 month ago

"NO GOD NO. NO. NOO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!"

– The Office , Season 5

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1 month ago

You see death doesn't happen to you Lydia it happens to everyone around you ,okay. To all the people left standing at your funeral trying to figure out how they're gonna live the rest of their life without you in it.

– Teen Wolf , Season 2

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2 months ago

You see death doesn't happen to you Lydia it happens to everyone around you ,okay. To all the people left standing at your funeral trying to figure out how they're gonna live the rest of their life without you in it.

– Teen Wolf , Season 2

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2 months ago

Rouge:
"You look nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

– X-Men , Night of the Sentinels (Part 1)

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2 months ago

Blanche:
Who knows my body better than I do?

Sophia:
Any man in Miami not attached to a women or a respirator.

– The Golden Girls, Season 3

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2 months ago

'this guy is not your friend, he is an anchor, dragging you down.Get rid of him'

Harvey

– Suits , Season 1

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2 months ago

"Your mom is totally hot."

- Okuyasu

- Josuke's House

– JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

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2 months ago

Mabel- (pulls salami slice from Soos’ wallet) Emergency salami, Soos my respect for you has grown!

– Gravity Falls, Season 2

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2 months ago

Bill Cipher- ‘You’re my puppet now, kid’

– Gravity Falls, Season 2

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2 months ago

i fucking hate the blacks - josuke

– JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Lilith:
Money. It's been said it is the root of all evil. Well, tonight, in this seedy motel room, two men are about to find out that it's the devil's honest truth – that when the fickle finger of fate points in your direction, the most innocuous omen may be the harbinger of doom, and it may come in the most enticing package with a heart that beats of pure deceit. So tonight, I bequeath to you "The White Flower".

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 months ago

Lilith:
We all tell little white lies. We lie about our height, our weight, where we've been and where we're going. And tonight, video game developer Kevin Freeman is about to discover that when his fantasy turns into reality, honesty, in fact, may be the best policy as his little white lies get him into a world of trouble

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 months ago

Kevin Freeman:
I like a woman who knows herself. Confidence is beauty. There's nothing lovelier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin. An independent woman, with a spry personality and an old soul. That's the one for me. I'm Troy. When I'm in the outdoors, it's about freedom. I read. Losing myself in the pages of a good book is pure nirvana. Like an hour-long bubble bath, with bath bombs from bliss. My best friends are Charlie Parker and John Coltrane. Without them, I am lost. Simply put: their music is the soundtrack of my life. Yeah, I know I'm good-looking, but that's not worth a hill of beans unless you find the right girl to spend life's special moments with. And let me tell you: In this town, it's been tough to find that special someone. If you're confident, if you're independent, if you're open-minded, passionate, genuine, creative, funny...if you think you're her, and you think we'll click, please, contact me. DocTroy77. Thank you, Doctor Troy. Ladies, all of our lines are open.

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 months ago

Lilith:
Poor Darla. She thought she'd planned the perfect murder, but greed makes suckers of all of us. There is no easy way to make money in this economy. Unless, of course, you're Elena Machado, a hard-working cleaning woman, who just got a very, very big severance package. I guess it's safe to say she won't be coming to work on Monday.

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 months ago

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