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“Tally Hall!”

-All Band Members.

– Tally Hall’s Internet Show

added by blythe.blaike
22 days ago

“Pardon me neighbor, what a lovely day! Could we perchance borrow a cup of your finest sugar?” -Tom

– Eddsworld

added by blythe.blaike
27 days ago

“Holy bug in a pizza box!” -Tom

– Eddsworld

added by blythe.blaike
27 days ago

“Eddsworld! Eddsworld!

Sorry, whose world is it?

Eddsworld!”

– Eddsworld

added by blythe.blaike
27 days ago

Roman:
I'm not a radical feminist, Dad, but I think perhaps we should not fire her for receiving pictures of my d***.

– Succession

added by acronimous
4 months ago

Tom:
You create this kind of protective shell, but underneath, we're all just little nudie turtles.

– Succession

added by acronimous
4 months ago

Karl:
Oink, oink, oink, oink!

– Succession

added by acronimous
4 months ago

Shiv:
He could say anything. He could tell everyone he's Barbra Streisand.

– Succession

added by acronimous
4 months ago

Kendall:
I thought you'd all be dressed like f***** Björk.

– Succession

added by acronimous
4 months ago

Cousin Greg:
If it is to be said, so it be, so it is.

– Succession

added by acronimous
4 months ago

Gerri:
You little slime puppy.

– Succession

added by acronimous
4 months ago

Mary:
"Apparently ripping off your own people has its upside. I wish I had people to rip off."

– In Plain Sight, Season 1

added by williamc.49241
4 months ago

Jeremy Clarkson:
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

– Top Gear

added by davidb
6 months ago

Pam:
Aw, I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd.

– Archer

added by dbzgabe
11 months ago

Breakfast Bot:
That was not a sufficient break. (He hears Adelaide and the marmosets whistling in their underground tunnel.) do I hear whistling?

Adelaide (after whistling with the marmosets):
well, I don't think I can fit past this. but you guys should be able to. go on ahead. (Uncle Monty is chittering in disappointment.) aw, here. I'll help you. (She tries to get Uncle Monty right past the sign post. but to no avail.) he just won't fit. okay. you guys keep going. (The other marmosets agree with her.) plan B, Uncle Monty.

– Zoo-mergency (The Casagrandes)

added by cartoon_m
1 year ago

Sonya:
...And you ca order take-out

Birkhoff:
Alright, but... you realize we're going to have to kill the delivery man.

– Nikita- Season 2

added by tucholske.christian44
1 year ago

Sophia:
The man is a scuzzball!

– The Golden Girls, Season 1

added by ibuddy66
1 year ago

Lilith:
(giggles) Luckily, most people can't speak Greek. If Kip or Jay did, they may recognize that Theta Alpha Nu are the first three letters of the word Thanatos. That's Greek for death. Clever girls. Jay Roma. Made his first million at the age of 25. Made his first hundred million by the age of 32. But by 35, 20 million hits on his very last video. I guess these chicks are crazier than what he ever dreamed. And as the Greeks say – Kali nichta. Good night.

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 years ago

Jay:
Okay. All right. I know what you're doing, you dumb bitches! You think you're gonna embarrass me?! You think you're gonna film me and make me look like an idiot and ruin my reputation?! When I get out of here, you're gonna be dead! To hell with you, and to hell with your harlot friend Caroline!

Emily:
And to think I had second thoughts about this.

Tiffany:
I told you it would be worth it.

Jay:
I'm gonna sue you! I oughta sue you for everything you've got! You wanna film me?! You wanna film me? Go ahead and film me, you stupid harlots!

Tiffany:
Come on. Let's go upstairs and clean up.

Jay:
Wait!

Tiffany:
Congrats, Jay. This will definitely be your biggest hit ever.

Jay:
Where are you going? Hey. Hey, come back here! No! Come back! Please! Hey! Come back...! (coughs and chokes) Hey! Help! Help!

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 years ago

Alexis:
By the way, I'm Ashley. When you filmed me, that was my name.

Tiffany:
It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.

Alexis:
Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.

Erida:
The goddess of unresting.

Alexis:
I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.

Erida:
Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek. She's a member of Mensa, bonehead.

Alexis:
I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.

Jay:
What do you want?! What do you want?!!

Erida:
Isn't it obvious?

Tiffany:
We all appeared in your videos. Now it's your turn to be in ours.

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 years ago

Kip:
I know you. Your name's not Erida, is it?

Erida:
Very good, Kip. I'm gonna give you a little lesson in Greek mythology. You see, Erida was a Greek goddess… the goddess of hate. She could only be appeased once blood was spilled.

Kip:
What are you gonna do?

Erida:
Isn't it obvious?

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 years ago

Jay:
Uh, all right, look, this is getting kinda dangerous. Tiffany?

Tiffany:
I'm getting kind of used to that name. It's got a nice ring to it. My real name is Jessica. But you wouldn't remember that, would you, Jay? Tiffany, well... it's just a variation of a Greek name. Tisiphone. She was a goddess… the goddess of vengeance.

Jay:
All right, uh... Kip!!

Tiffany:
But I thought you wanted to meet Caroline.

Jay:
Screw Caroline!

Tiffany:
You already did!! You got me and Caroline drunk. Really drunk. Then you gave us some money. And then you ruined our lives! We had to drop out of school, change our names, and no matter where we moved or what we did, we could not get away from what we did for you! Of course, I handled it a lot better than she did.

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 years ago

Jay:
Where the hell is Kip?

Erida:
My fault. Sorry.

Jay:
Well, where the hell is he?

Erida:
Let's just say his willpower lost this time.

Jay:
Kip, you're fired!!

Erida:
Don't blame him! He couldn't resist.

Jay:
Well, what happened? What'd you do? Jeez! He knows better! To hell with him. You know how to work this thing?

Emily:
Hell, yeah.

Jay:
Good. Come on! I wanna make this lousy bastard sorry.

Tiffany:
We have just the thing.

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
2 years ago

Good gave us money so we can survive in life we can live but other people is passed away from covid 19 and other people is out there surviving staying safe because god said to be safe.

– Sam & Cat, Season 1

added by kiyah_d
2 years ago

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