Editorial »

Recently Added TV shows Quotes

Our vibrant community of passionate editors is making sure Quotes.net is up to date with the latest and greatest TV shows quotes of all time.

Patsy:
One snap of my fingers and skirts will be so short the whole world will be your gynocologist!!

Absolutely Fabulous, Series 2 (1994)

added by anonymous
20 hours ago

Eddy"Bubble, what is it you do?

Bubble " I dunno....get paid?"

Absolutely Fabulous, Series 1 (1992)

added by anonymous
20 hours ago

Phoebe get a vision from Prue before we get that demon.

Charmed , Season 1

added by anonymous
5 days ago

Dear Karen,

If you’re reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it, so good for me.

You don’t know me very well, but if you get me started I have a tendency to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. But this, this is the hardest thing I ever had to write.

There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just say it, I met someone. It was an accident, I wasn’t looking for it, I wasn’t on the make it was a perfect storm, she said one thing, I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. Now there’s this feeling in my gut that she might be the one. She’s completely nuts in a way that makes me smile, highly neurotic, a great deal of maintenance required. She is you Karen.

That’s the good news. The bad news is that I don’t know how to be with you right now, and that scares the shit out of me. Because if I am not with you right now I have this feeling we’ll get lost out there. It’s a big bad world full or twist and turns and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment. The moment that could've changed everything.

I don’t know what’s going on with us and I can’t tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me. But damn you smell good, like home and you make excellent coffee. That’s got to count for something, right? Call me!

Unfaithfully yours,

Hank Moody

Californication , Season Two

added by anonymous
17 days ago

Yes, I am.

-Muhammad Avdol

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:

added by anonymous
29 days ago

Zack:
Did anyone notice anything strange or weird about Kelly at "The Max"?

Screech:
Well yeah she's a waitress now.."

Zack:
I knew that noodlehead...It's just weird. I feel like I am getting the cold shoulder.

Screech:
Sounds like the flu to me I'd wear a turtleneck tomorrow.

Slater:
*throws towel over shoulder* You are a strange and weird person.

Screech:
*Flattered* Well thanks for noticing

Saved by the Bell

added by anonymous
1 month ago

A gentleman must be brave enough to go into fight he know i will lose

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood

added by anonymous
1 month ago

Kip:
Nobody lives here.

Erida:
Of course we live here; it's our sorority house.

Kip:
This is no sorority. Nobody lives here... and that's water!

Erida:
Water is the source of all life.

Kip:
Why are all the vodka bottles filled with water?!

Erida:
We don't want to be drunk for this.

Kip:
Who are you?

Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
1 month ago

Jay Roma:
I have a strict policy; I don't... participate.

Alexis:
Why not?

Jay Roma:
I built my brand on Crazy Chixx, not on some dirtbag trying to get with them.

Tiffany:
You've never been in one of your videos?

Jay Roma:
No. Never. It would ruin my reputation.

Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
1 month ago

Jay Roma:
I guarantee there is not a hotter party in the world and no place I'd rather be than right here with the girls of Theta Alpha Nu! Ten smoking hot coeds and yours truly! I got a feeling we're gonna see some truly Crazy Chixx! Let's find out just how crazy!

Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
1 month ago

Lilith:
(in a school uniform) Psychologists believe that the brain doesn't stop maturing until we're well into our twenties. So what does that mean for a girl who's turned 18? Legally, she's an adult, yet she still has a brain that's... well, let's just say a brain that's not fully cooked. (giggles) I guess that's why you can say we go away to college. It's like an incubator. A place to keep our bodies safe and our brains baking. Until we're able to make informed intelligent choices. But what happens when our bodies are ready, willing and able, yet our minds are not mature enough to make these right decisions, especially when faced with a friendly smile and irresistible temptations like... a T-shirt, or worse, plastic beads? You can't expect a girl, whose body that's trying to catch up to its brain, to understand concepts like consequences, particularly with a little booze involved, and some soft light, and a charming man with a camera.

Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
1 month ago

This is what... Requiem is.

What you see is indeed the truth.

Your ability indeed sees the actions that we shall perform.

However, you will never reach the truth that will occur.

Nobody who stands before me shall ever do so, regardless of their abilities!

This is...

Golden Experience Requiem!

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars , Season 1

added by anonymous
2 months ago

When describing someone she knew to Minnie and Martha “er with dewdrop on end of ‘er nose.”

Coronation Street, 1960

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Doppio

Tururururururururu~

Moshi moshi. soy, Doppio desu.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Korewa Requiem...da.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Hello brother

The Vampire Diaries , Season 1

added by anonymous
2 months ago

George O’Malley:
I would have stayed if I could have.

- Grey’s Anatomy, Season 17-

Grey's Anatomy, Seasons

added by GHJohn6
2 months ago

Mr.brown:
I love me some browns!

meet the browns

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Noriaki Kakyoine

Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

added by HotMicYT
3 months ago

Hello? Yes, this is Doppio.

Dololololololo

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

added by HotMicYT
3 months ago

This is just GREAT ! / Gureto desu yo !

- Josuke

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Life together....die alone

Jack

Lost , Season One

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Rerorerorerorerorero

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

added by anonymous
3 months ago

Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

Please enter your email address:


Discuss these recent quotations with the community:

0 Comments

    We need you!

    Help build the largest human-edited show quotes collection on the web!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    In which movie does this quote appear: "May the Force be with you."?
    • A. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
    • B. Rocky
    • C. Star Wars
    • D. Toy Story