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Oh, that’s just my lunch … that don’t mean nothin.

This quote was made by Columbo in the movie “An Exercise in Fatality” released circa 1975.

Columbo was searching his paper bag for an old sneaker, but found his lunch in there instead, uttering the above quote to character Milo Janis, played by Robert Conrad.

Columbo (1971)

added by ralz8163
2 days ago

Oh, that’s just my lunch … that don’t mean nothin.

This quote was made by Columbo in the movie “An Exercise in Fatality” released circa 1975.

Columbo was searching his paper bag for an old sneaker, but found his lunch in there instead, uttering the above quote to character Milo Janis, played by Robert Conrad.

Columbo (1971)

added by ralz8163
2 days ago

Satan:
You said to him "You promised." [points to the sky referring to Healy] Promised. What, uh...what did he promise? I mean, 'cause it looked to me like you were trying to escape.

Gary Bunda:
Certainly not.

[Satan uses his heat finger]

Satan:
Why don't you drop trou and tell me what he promised.

Gary Bunda:
That finger's not going to heal me, is it?

Satan:
No.

Gary Bunda:
Guess what, I'm not doing this like I normally do.

Satan:
Yeah?

Gary Bunda:
I'm doing The Gary Way.

[Gary starts to do ridiculous dance moves to make Satan embarrassed of not wanting to hurt Gary because of it]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, here comes the airplane. Looking for the hangar. [to Satan] You want it less because I want it?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
2 days ago

[After Satan Building was destroyed by one of the aliens, the employees start to clean up the mess]

Gary Bunda:
Don't you have, like, a spell that can clean all this stuff up?

Satan:
Yeah, I do, but I don't want to take jobs away from people.

Gary Bunda:
[angerly tired] Yeah...

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
2 days ago

[After Healy was about get his soul shredded, Healy's brother saved him by using his spaceship from Hell]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, Healy, your little brother brought the big ship anyways! Tell him to beam me up, too! I got all my sh*t!

Healy:
See ya later, Gary. It has been real.

Gary Bunda:
THAT'S BULLSH*T!

[Gary grabs one of Healy's legs]

Satan:
HEY!

Healy:
Let go of me. You are not a good fit.

Gary Bunda:
I'm coming with you anyway!

Healy:
Also, I don't like you.

Gary Bunda:
I demand immunity by the name of the Galactic Federation of Starfleet.

Healy:
Sounds like some made-up bullsh*t.

[Healy cuts off one of his feet to keep away from Gary]

Gary Bunda:
Your feet! You're cutting off your damn feet!

Healy:
Oh, don't worry. They will grow back.

Gary Bunda:
You promised! You promised me you'd take me with you! You promised!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
2 days ago

Satan:
This is the Soul Shredder. It'll shred your soul for good. Yeah, you fall in there, you will cease to exist.

Eddie:
See ya, suckers! Ha ha ha!

[Satan uses his demon powers to stop Eddie from killing himself]

Eddie:
NO, LET ME DIE!

Satan:
Nice try, Eddie.

Eddie:
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
2 days ago

[Gary and Healy gets transported back to hell with Satan]

Gary Bunda:
Who told you? Was it Troy?

Satan:
No, Troy has a speech impediment.

[cuts to the next scene where Troy still has corns in his face]

Satan:
Shut your corn hole! Get that? Cornhole?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
2 days ago

Healy:
My brother wanted me to tell you "thank you" for helping me.

Gary Bunda:
Why can't your brother just thank me in person when we're on your home planet?

Healy:
He said he's bringing the smaller ship, and you may not fit inside.

Gary Bunda:
Well, I can just take less stuff. Won't that fix the problem?

Healy:
There are many sandstorms on my planet. You will get a lot of sand in your pad thai.

Gary Bunda:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you backing out on me? Is that what I'm hearing from you?

Healy:
A lot of the beings on my planet are racist. You may have trouble finding work with the way you look.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
2 days ago

Healy:
Here, hold my translator.

Gary Bunda:
No, but wait, wait. Listen, hey, hey. [Gary talks on Healy's translator] I'm really excited to meet you guys. I think this going to be fun. I'm Healy brother, I can't wait to meet you. It's fun, it's cool. Alright. Alright.

[after Healy got his phone, Gary heard some unexpected stuff while holding his translator]

Healy:
[talking on phone with Roy] Yes, I'm still alive. No thanks to you, dumbass. That was just some stupid earthling. I do not give a sh*t if you have to ask of work, Roy! This place is horrible. I'm gonna push that we have this entire planet destroyed.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
4 days ago

Healy:
There are my space shorts. I can call my brother.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Mention me, you know? Mention that I'm coming with you guys. Tell him that we can have some pad thai on me. All my tree -- The tree that grows all my favorite foods? And then I can have some alone time with that robot that's just gonna give me handjobs all night.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
4 days ago

[Gary and Healy sees Healy's old body being torned up]

Gary Bunda:
It's you! [disgust] It's you! Oh, my god. They're playing with your guts.

Healy:
They split me wide open. Why, you animals? Why? That is too much to heal.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
4 days ago

[Gary puts Healy inside a fax machine to stealthy get out to hell]

Gary Bunda:
[acting] Hey, I just got to take the old machine topside. Getting standard maintenance done to her.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] For some reason these photocopy repair places aren't down here. They're always up there.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] You know how it is with photocopiers 'cause you're always using them and they, like, need maintenance pretty much standardly all the time. So I'm just taking her topside with it.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] Taking her topside.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
4 days ago

Healy:
Help me get my body, and I will take you to my home planet. We have a tree that grow your favorite food.

Gary Bunda:
You mean to tell me you've got a tree that just grows pad thai?

Healy:
Yeah, and we have horny sex robots that exist only to please you. All nude. Triple X.

Dizzay:
I -- I wanna go. I wanna go.

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no, shut your mouth.

Eddie:
I'll do it. I'll go. I'll go.

Gary Bunda:
Let me ask him. Shut up! [to Healy] They do handjobs?

Healy:
Well, they'll do anything. You can get more than handjobs.

Gary Bunda:
But tell me, they got, like, real hands, right? And not, like, just claws -- They're not gonna rip off my dick and balls?

Healy:
Handjob, pad thai, done. Are we good to go?

Troy:
Uh, you know what. You're gonna take me, too, because, otherwise, I'm gonna tell Satan.

Healy:
That's blackmail.

Gary Bunda:
Please don't do this.

Troy:
You're also fixing my eyesight 'cause you know what? I'm sick of wearing these glasses.

Healy:
Okay, bend down here.

[Healy magically heals Troy's face into corn]

Gary Bunda:
What did you do that to him?

Healy:
He was a liability. So I turned his face into corn.

Gary Bunda:
Alright, well I'm gonna go pack my stapler, and then we can get out of here.

Healy:
Leave the stapler. My planet has plenty of staplers.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
4 days ago

Healy:
[synthesized voice] Hello, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, look at that, he made a little translator!

Healy:
I'm not sure what part of your planet this is, but I want to go home.

Troy:
Well, guess what, I want to go home. [to Gary] This guy wants to go home. Everybody here wants to go home!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
4 days ago

[Healy rips out Troy's demon software]

Troy:
He's destroying my computer!

Gary Bunda:
You said that it was running slow, and so he's fixing it.

Troy:
He's ripping his intestines out.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
9 days ago

[Healy disguises as William by using William's skin]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, shh! Healy, you're in disguise. Stop drawing attention to yourself!

[Troy comes in]

Troy:
What the hell are you guys doing?

Gary Bunda:
Nothing, just hanging out with our friend William. You know, just -- Just chilling down.

Troy:
That ain't William.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
9 days ago

[All the employees eating organic vegetables that Healy made]

Eddie:
I feel like my whole body is filling with energy.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, I guess that's what happens when you eat something besides chalk for a change.

Dizzay:
Where you get chalk from?

Gary Bunda:
I get it from the conference room. That's why there ain't no chalk, baby.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
9 days ago

[As Gary and Dizzay were about to saw Healy, Healy heals plants onto the surface]

Dizzay:
Gary, look!

Gary Bunda:
What is it?

Dizzay:
I don't know, man -- Looks like plants or something.

Gary Bunda:
It's weed!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
9 days ago

[Gary share his moments with Healy before they cut Healy in half]

Gary Bunda:
[voice breaking] I don't want to do this. I know you're special, and you're my little peanut that I want to keep in a little basket. But they don't care that you're special or that you're cute or that you're my little peanut.

Gary Bunda:
[voice breaking] Dizzay? Hold his big-ass weird feet.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
9 days ago

Satan:
Hey! What's going on? Eddie's been down here for 45 minutes. He's completely unblemished.

Gary Bunda:
Well, that's because Healy's been healing him with his healing powers, ya knucklehead!

Satan:
Healy?

Gary Bunda:
Healy is short for Healifer, and I am his Earth father. And it's amazing! It's proof that there's life in outer space!

Satan:
Yeah, I'm not really into sci-fi.

Gary Bunda:
It's not sci-fi. It's just sci!

Satan:
Will you do me a favor? Will you cut his head off and stick it on a spike and then slice his body up into pieces and make him eat the pieces?

Gary Bunda:
He's proof that there's life-force out in the universe! He made my whip into a licorice whip with a peppermint handle.

Satan:
Healy, huh?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

Satan:
Yeah, come here, Healy. Heal this, huh.

[Healy heals Satan's hair]

Gary Bunda:
Whoa! That's awesome!

Satan:
[surpised] He gave me hair.

Gary Bunda:
You look like Willy Wonka's coke dealer.

[Satan eats his new hair]

Satan:
Gave me licorice hair.

Gary Bunda:
He gave you licorice hair!

Satan:
Cut his head off.

Gary Bunda:
No, he's from Zeta Reticulum!

Satan:
Cut his finger off, too, and make him eat it.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
9 days ago

[Healy uses his finger to heal Eddie's wounds after being whipped by Gary]

Gary Bunda:
[to Healy] Oh, my god. You healed all of Eddie's wounds! Alright, do it again.

[Gary wents back to whipping Eddie, while Healy heals Eddie's wounds for fun]

Gary Bunda:
Because you healed Eddie's wounds, I'm gonna call you... Healy.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
9 days ago

[Dizzay sees a alien]

Dizzay:
Damn, you ugly, son! Now you're in hell?! Some people can't catch a break.

[as Dizzay was about to rip the alien's guts out]

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no, Dizzay, no! This guy's an alien from outer space! He's a Gray! He's here to promote peace. He's here to save the universe! And he doesn't belong here.

Troy:
Hey, X-Files! If you die on earth, you don't believe in Jesus, you get the hook. Now hook him!

Dizzay:
See, that's what I'm talking about.

[Gary stops Dizzay from ripping the alien's guts again]

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no! I will not face the wrath of the Intergalactic Committee. And I refuse to gut any more molesters until you bring him down.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
11 days ago

Healy:
Greeting Earthlings. We bring a message of --

[Healy gets shot from a kid]

Kid #1:
Where'd did you get that gun?

Kid #2:
My dad's nightstand.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
11 days ago

Gary Bunda:
A mother's job is never done.

[Gary pulled his shirt to squirt blood from his nipples for Chron to feed]

Gary Bunda:
Luckily, the restaurant's always open.

Troy:
Oh, my god. You feed it just blood? That's gross.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, I bet you would want to put Chron on formula from those corporate overloads. Well, the milk from my breast is filled with iron, and it's going to make my son strong. 'Cause when you're a mother, you're a mother 24/7...

[Gary passes out]

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

added by timothyj.29104
15 days ago

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