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Saul: Who's that old guy? Kortoz: That's Luas, the wise one. Luas is the reason why we spin. We spin to commune with Luas. Saul: Well, I got a few questions I'd like to ask someone like that. Can I talk to him? Kortoz: No. [laughter] It takes years of spinning to make that level, bro. None of us have even met him, much less a newbie like you. Saul: But I -- Kortoz: [normal voice] No, dude. No, it's not gonna happen. [Saul spins with all his might, which actually made him to move upwards more than ever] Blaze Child #2: No way! He's ascending. Kortoz: Grab his ankle. Grab his ankle! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 12 hours ago
Saul: What would John Henry do? John Henry Thought Bubble: Free your ass, and your mind will follow. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 12 hours ago
Kortoz: Welcome, my brother. Saul: What the hell are you? Kortoz: Well, they call me Kortoz, but we don't need to get into all those labels and names, man. It's so ego-y? Saul: Ego-y? Kortoz: Crass notions like ego, they'll be left in the digital dust as we spin towards pure energy. Won't you join us? Saul: What are you, nuts? Denise: He's resisting. Blaze Child: He's too uptight. Kortoz: Perhaps you're right. This dude is too immature. Denise: But we can't give up on him. Kortoz: [normal voice] I said he's not ready. Denise? [Denise feels sorry for herself] – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 12 hours ago
STRATA Operator #2: [gasping] Air thin. Pressure...crushing. STRATA Operator #1: Would you stop saying that already? You're wasting oxygen. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 13 hours ago
Hallucination John Henry: You've go to look your weakness in the eye and stare it down. Saul: [gasps] Oh, my god! [Saul sees his weakness as a disgusted face made of green mush] Saul: No, I can't look at it. It's too painful. Hallucination John Henry: But you must. Saul: No, I'm afraid. Hallucination John Henry: That's just it, Saul. You've always been afraid. Afraid of people. You try to preempt their condemnation by judging them first. Thusly, you've become another victim of A.N.S. -- Arrogant Nerd Syndrome! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 13 hours ago
STRATA Operator #2: You saved our life, and the drillship floats. How did you know? STRATA Operator #1: I-I didn't know. I was in a euphoric state because I'd taken the life of a man with my bare hands. But now that you mention it, I don't think it does float. [the drillship shakes rapidly while drowning] – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 13 hours ago
John Henry: Saul, I want you to have something to remember me by. [John unbutton his overalls] John Henry: Now reach over here and grab it. Get over here! This ain't no sex thing! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 13 hours ago
Captain: Ship is sinking. We have to Jettison Cargo. STRATA Operator #1: [finds a Johnny Tambourine box doll] What about this crap? Captain: Ah, that's not crap. That Johnny Tambourine merchandise. This giant drillship -- That crap. STRATA Operator #1: Over my dead -- [Captain tries to shoot STRATA Operator #1] Captain: Damn! Moved like cat. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 13 hours ago
John Henry: Saul Malone, I'd make a wish and blow out the candle, but it's the only flame, and there ain't any more matches. Saul: Now, don't tell me I can't buy you things. I make my own damn money -- – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 13 hours ago
[STRATA Operator #1 and 2, and the Captain went into the storm] Captain: You say you want to go to hell?! Here you are! STRATA Operator #1: Nobody said we wanted to go to hell! STRATA Operator #2: Aaaah! Why do they call it "Remains Of the Day"? – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 13 hours ago
Saul: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?! John Henry: What am I? Not sure I even know anymore. But I think they used to call me Henry -- John Henry. Saul: The steel-driving man? But wait. John Henry died battling a mighty steam engine...in a digging contest...with a hammer in his hand! John Henry: That's a damn lie! I ain't never died. And that old iron bitch has never quit. John Henry: Man versus Machine. Piston vs Muscle. We done fought so long, we done forgot what we're fighting for. We done fought so long, we don't know where one ended and the other begun! [John Henry reveals to himself that has a steel armed tool in one of his arms] Saul: AAAAAAAH! John Henry: Yell like you never yelled before! But one thing is for sure, boy! You with me now! And you always will be! [Saul still continues to scream like a maniac] – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 15 hours ago
STRATA Operator #2: Captain, we must get this drillship to Indochina now. Captain: We sail directly into storm. Make better time. And from there, to hell, boys. To hell. [laughs evilly] Captain: So, anybody want to watch a video? – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 15 hours ago
Saul: If I have one regret, it's the solitary, friendless, lonely life I've led...and the choices I've made. I guess that's two things. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 15 hours ago
Saul: All your drunken digging has made the entire wall unstable. We need to rope off this entire -- [Saul gets stuck inside the hole due to an random earthquake] Bertrum: BLAH! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 15 hours ago
Bertrum: This is no time for taking a load off. You are the supervising geologist on Project Thunder Hole. You signed a contract. Did you think that was the extent of your duties? Saul: You said once you had my signature, you'd have no further use for me! Bertrum: Eh, colorful expression. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 15 hours ago
Saul: You know, Lil, I have real feelings for Fallopia. But ever since I caught her and Johnny Tambourine in Flagrante Delicto, I -- Lil: [grunting] Saul: I'm sorry -- Too much adult talk? Good idea -- Walk it off. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 15 hours ago
Satan: So, tricking a devout Christian girl into touching a goat's dick is not a sin, but "You shall not print or tattoo any marks upon you," [makes a moustache taunt] "guvna." [laughs] Gary Bunda: Coming up Gary! I'm gonna go see about a girl. Jenny? Jenny? Jenny? [the girl who actually met Gary revealed to be Hammerman instead when he came to Hammer's workplace] Hammerman: 'Ello, governer. Gary Bunda: ROBOTS DON'T HAVE SOULS! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 days ago
Gary Bunda: I was up there working, Claude. I wasn't trying to break off a piece inside Dr. Nickgibbion. Claude: At least I don't get off on watching my girlfriend jerk off a goat. Gary Bunda: I was trying to get her to commit sodomy so that she could be down here with me. Claude: Why didn't you just have her give you a blow job? Gary Bunda: "Blow job"? Since when is blow jobs a sin? [Claude gives him the pocket worthy of sins to show Gary that blowjobs count] Gary Bunda: Even if you're married? Claude: Big time. Gary Bunda: That sucks! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 days ago
[Hammerman murders Jenny] Gary Bunda: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Hammerman: My boyfriend was cheating on me, so I am trying to lose myself in my work. Gary Bunda: Jenny, don't you die on me! You touch this goat penis first! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 days ago
Jenny: I didn't think anyone would ever love me looking like this. Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man): I didn't think anyone could love me looking like this. [Gary accidentally took off his disguise revealing his true self to what Jenny said] Jenny: [screams] OH, NO! DEMON! [while making religious cross hand signals] Gary Bunda: No, no, no, no, no! Jenny: OH, GOOD LORD! OHH! Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man): [puts back his disguise] I'm still hot. I'm still hot, see? It's just a hallucination brought on by your brain cancer or some dumb sht. Jenny:* Actually, it's ovarian. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 days ago
Jenny: You brought a goat all the way up here? Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man): Uh, yeah. I love fresh goat's milk straight from the teat. And I love milking it. You should try it. I'm a guide your hand so you can milk him. Jenny: Oh, "Him"? Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man): I'm sorry. It's a her. Jenny: Oh. Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man): It's just big for a lady. [Gary teaches Jenny to learn how to milk a goat] Jenny: Ooh, uh, this feels weird. Why hasn't any milk come out yet? Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man): It sometimes takes up to 45 minutes or so. Jenny: Oh. Oh. [Gary teaches Jenny to learn how to milk a goat] Jenny: Ooh, uh, this feels weird. Why hasn't any milk come out yet? Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man): You just got to -- You can switch hands. Jenny: Okay, yeah, my hand is gonna get pretty tired. Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man): Kiss me while you're milking the goat. [Gary and Jenny kisses each other] Oh yeah, just keep milking it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 days ago
Hambrosia: If I'm gonna go on a compassion spree, I'll need to use time wisely! [Hambrosia breaks the hourglass snorting the sand into one of her nostrils to slow time to kill people before Meemaw dies] – The Heart, She Holler (2011)	added by timothyj.29104 4 days ago
[Hammerman heard giggling in the other room and thought Dr. Paul Nickgibbion is cheating from him] Hammerman: I cooked the cutlets just how you like, but I suppose you two are more interested in suckling each others' fleshy genitalia. Dr. Paul Nickgibbion: Hammerman, it's not like that. It's not what you think. Claude: We wanted to bring you in on this. Who's up for a threesome? Show of hands. [Hammerman raise his hands for excitement] Claude: Raise your hands high if you want to have sex with me and the doctor. Dr. Paul Nickgibbion: [to Claude] You... [chuckles] Claude: [to Hammerman] Do I... [seducing the robot] turn you on, Hammerman? Or do I turn you...off! [Hammerman grabs Claude's arm by force] Claude: Owww! NO, ST-O-OP! Hammerman: You home-wrecking bitch. Dr. Paul Nickgibbion: No! You stop that now. [Hammerman lets go of Claude's arm] Hammerman: I hope you have a great life together. [Hammerman leaves] Dr. Paul Nickgibbion: Where are you going? No, no, not the wall! Not the wall! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Claude: We need to figure out how to stop your robot from murdering. Dr. Paul Nickgibbion: That's his whole identity. Okay, listen -- I'm already planning to break up with him. Claude: I -- Dr. Paul Nickgibbion: If he loses his job, too, he's gonna have nothing left. Claude: Just tell me how to shut him off. Dr. Paul Nickgibbion: His off-switch is under his left armpit. Yeah, just, uh, there. [Dr. Nickgibbion touches Claude's armpit] Whoo! Tickle! Tickle! Claude: What are you -- Stop it! Dr. Paul Nickgibbion: Tickle, tickle, tickle! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago

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