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NYMPH:
Stay forever and be my friend! If you talk to her again. We can bake cupcakes together.

Wrath of the Gods (1994)

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Failure is not an option.

Apollo 13 (1995)

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it's me luigi shut up mario

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

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It's a Mario

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

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Cynthia Wilkes:
You just got your ass handed to you by a goddamned retiree!

RED (2010)

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Carl Johnson:
[when he hit a car] asshole, my shit

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)

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[After Kevin is taken by Muntz and his pack]

Russell:
You just give Kevin. You just give her away.

Carl:
This is none of my concern. I didn't ask for any of this!

Dug:
[sadly] Master? It's alright.

Carl:
[angrily, yet viciously and loudly] I am NOT your master! If YOU hadn't had shown up, none of this would've happened! Bad dog! BAD DOG!

Dug:
Oh..... [sadly walks away]

Carl:
[to Russell glaring at him] From now on.... Wherever if you assist me or not. I am going to the Falls if it KILLS me!.

Up (2009)

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Carl Fredricksen:
[After fantasizing about a way to get Russell out of his house] Well, that's not going to work.

Up (2009)

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Cat:
They're magical time traveling elves!.. Okay, they're my lawyers.

Cat in the Hat (2003)

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Vinny:
I got no more use for this guy.

My Cousin Vinny (1992)

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Moon:
Send the news to my brother George Garret. He is a Methodist circuit rider in south Texas.

Rooster:
Shall i tell him you was outlawed up?

Moon:
It don'matter. He knows i am on the scout.

I will meet him later walking the streets of Glory.

Rooster:
Well don't be looking for Quincy.

True Grit (1969)

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Yes! That is all you need to know.

Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

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The Joker:
Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?

Suicide Squad (2016)

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kissing astrid

Dragons: Race to the Edge (2015)

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Sometimes I just sit back, open the window & let Benny do the driving.

Deadhead Miles (1973)

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Just one, I can't take but one. I hate hitchhikers. They a waste of time.

Deadhead Miles (1973)

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Boss don't know spit, I mean he once took a packed lunch on a airplane.

Deadhead Miles (1973)

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Dr. Mel Karmofsky:

I'm crazy about him...the way he laughs...the way he gets that little glint in his eye when he's about to say something clever. But you know what I love the most? It's like, there's all these things that he could be if he could just trust someone enough to help him unlock it all, and... If I could be that person -- you know, that safe person in his life? Well, the more I know him, the more I know that's all I want to be.

Frasier (1993)

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Clay Kaczmarek:
What is a man but the sum of his memories? We are the stories we live! The tales we tell ourselves!

Assassin's Creed: Revelations (2011)

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Calvin Gabriel:

You can’t cure somebody who has nothing wrong with them.

Zero Day (2003)

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Andre Kriegman:
Who needs prozac when I got you?

Zero Day (2003)

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Mattie:
You have not traded poorley.

Col. Stonehill:
Oh! Certainly not! I am paying you for a horse I do not possess, and have bought back a useless string of ponies which I cannot sell again.

True Grit (1969)

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Col. Townsend:
I just received word a young girl fell head first into a 50 foot well on the Townsend road. I thought perhaps it was you.

Mattie Ross:
No, it was not I

True Grit (1969)

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Timon:
One more run and we'll change our lives!

Both:
Yaah! [they charge at buzzards as Timon pauses the movie]

Timon:
[narrating] Who knows why fate led us to little Simba that day. [freeze-frame showing Pumbaa carrying Simba] Maybe it was just my love of adventure... [freeze-frame showing Simba roaring scaring Timon] or my innate courage. [freeze-frames showing Simba licking Timon, and Simba looking down at Timon] My valiant and fearless way of... [mad] Okay, who's in charge of the freeze-frames?!? [stops at a freeze-frame with Timon screaming]

Pumbaa:
Sorry.

Timon:
Anywho, rescuing Simba was a cinch. Then came the *REALLY* scary part... [drama music] Parenthood.

The Lion King 1½ (2004)

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