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Gary Bunda: Am I in slut circle? Farmer Demon: You plum overshot that, son. This here is Chicken Hell. Gary Bunda: Chicken Hell? Bertha: Daddy, can we strip him down and hose off all his chicken sht? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted finally got out of Seth's body by going inside the nasal passage with Gary] Ted: Oh, Gary, you were right. Living inside Seth was no kind of life! [chuckles] Life's too short! Gary Bunda: Yeah, I mean, in hell, life is forever, but I get what you're saying, yeah, yeah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: Plan B -- We all cut our penises off. Russ the Software Demon: We put them in a vat of franks and beans. Lance the Software Demon: Penises look like what? Russ the Software Demon: Franks! Very good. Then we pretend to be chefs while Eddie hacks into the mainframe. Eddie: I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Come with me, Ted. I know in here, it's easy and simple for you, but out there is a whole, wide world of butts! Come with me...to slut circle. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Look, nothing personal, Ted, but I got to get the hell out of here. Ted: Why? There's refreshing to saliva to drink...there's soft bowels to bed on. Gary Bunda: I know. Ted: Satan doesn't even know you're in here, man! We beat the system! Gary Bunda: Look, Ted, up over that wall some where outside of this monster, there's a lady's butt and it's got my name on it. I'm one of the names on it. Gary Bunda: Alright, now please just show me the way to the anus, bud. Ted: Don't go the anus. Just go to the nasal passage, it's right up there. He'll sneeze you out. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Eddie: I'm at the door. [Eddie hears a bunch of women giggling] Eddie: I hear giggling! Lance the Software Demon: Now, there should be a switch. Pull that switch and it will turn off the penis lasers. Eddie: I just see a keypad. Lance the Software Demon: Oh, um, boy...I guess they changed it. Eddie: YOU GUESS THEY CHANGED IT?! Lance the Software Demon: Calm down, Eddie. I've got this. Russ the Software Demon: Tell him to try 666. Lance the Software Demon: It's not going to be 666. Russ the Software Demon: Try, 666, Eddie! Lance the Software Demon: Try 666, Eddie! Eddie: I'm coming back down. Lance the Software Demon: Why don't you come on back down, Eddie! Eddie: THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Eddie get his penis cut off to get to the women's entrance] Lance the Software Demon: Doing good, Eddie, you're almost there, buddy. Eddie: I'm feeling really dizzy. Lance the Software Demon: That's just the blood loss talking. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[After what Lance said about cutting someone's penis off to get to the women's maintenance] Claude: Alright guys, I, um...don't want to be here. Lance the Software Demon: Cool, bro. Lance the Software Demon: Eddie, I thought I saw your hand up? [Eddie shakes his head meaning no, while Benji shook his head meaning yes] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: I need one volunteer to deactivate the penis detector laser on the main gate, but you cannot bring your penis. It would get detected and subsequently lasered. Lance the Software Demon: So someone's gonna have to slice their penis off. [Everyone starts to raise their hands up at first, but raise their hands down immediately after the last part of what Lance said] Russ the Software Demon: Peanut butter doesn't sound so bad now, does it? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted plays ring toss by using his belt while Gary is not amused] Ted: I get -- I get one more toss 'cause home team. Plus I cleaned you off, so... [Ted throws the ring but misses] Ted: Oh, um, that's a gumdrop. I get one more. Not like the candy. But when it hits the gum like that and drops on it, you get a free turn. Gary Bunda: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen those. [Ted throws the ring again but still misses] Ted: Oh, home team gets two. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: There she is, guys. It's the only thing standing between us and -- [William runs toward the women's gate after getting instantly killed from the penis lasers] Lance the Software Demon: I warned him about the penis lasers. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted licks the peanut butter off of Gary's skin] Gary Bunda: You're a stranger to me. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: You want to see those women? There's a maintenance door halfway up. Eddie: Guys, I can see the door from here! Russ the Software Demon: Those hills have thousands of lasers trained on your junk! Lance the Software Demon: There's one. One! And I have a workaround. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Claude: Tell them what you told me. Lance the Software Demon: Russ doesn't know what he's talking about. He's riddled with malware. Russ the Software Demon: La-Lance, this does not concern you at all. Lance the Software Demon: Did he tell you to rub yourself in peanut butter? I bet he did. That creature loves peanut butter. Russ the Software Demon: You're just jealous, Lance. Once he spits Gary over the ridge -- Lance the Software Demon: Gary will be dead within the hour. [cuts to next scene where Gary tries to tell Lance that the Seth monster does not have a nut allergy while being eaten inside of Seth's mouth] Gary Bunda: He's not allergic to the nuts! Tell Russ he's not allergic to the nuts. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Russ the Software Demon: Eddie, did you hack into the mainframe to disable the penis lasers? Eddie: I thought I was doing the rope. Russ the Software Demon: Well, then who is going to hack into the mainframe, Eddie? Eddie: You're a computer! You do it! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Russ the Software Demon: Dizzay, point that puppy up high so the creature will spit Gary at the proper angle. Dizzay: Look, he's not even -- He's not even paying attention to it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Why can't Dizzay be spit over the ridge? Dizzay: Sorry, Gary, I'm doing the laser pointer. Eddie: And I'm doing the rope! Benji: And, uh, William and I are helping Dizzay with the laser pointer. Russ the Software Demon: We all have a role here, Gary. Did you even listen to my presentation? Gary Bunda: You know what? I'm not doing it. How about them apples you stupid jerk? Gary Bunda: Hey, quit playing with the rope. [cuts to next scene where it shows Seth the Monster is slurping the rope by eating Gary] Russ the Software Demon: Eddie, I said don't let the monster get the rope! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: So I cover myself in peanut butter and the women -- They smell the peanut butter, and then they come running? Russ the Software Demon: No, no. See that stupid monster over there? That's Seth. Gary Bunda: Okay. Russ the Software Demon: And Seth has a nut allergy. When Seth swallows you, the nuts hit his system, and he'll spit you over that ridge. Gary Bunda: He's gonna spit me over the ridge in chunks! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Boss Hoss: Heartshe siblings, I asked you to rack your noodles to come up some long-term strategums to see it to that our Holler remains feared, revered, and supremacy. – The Heart, She Holler (2011)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Hurlan: Can't get that dang ol' nut meat. – The Heart, She Holler (2011)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Russ the Software Demon: Sounds like you guys found slut circle. Gary Bunda: I can't believe -- I didn't think that there was women in hell. Russ the Software Demon: Satan keeps all the nymphos and adulterers and fornicators over there. They crave the "D," but they can never have it. That's their eternal torment. Gary Bunda: Guys, we got to get over there! All: Yeah! Claude: You're idiots if you think Satan's gonna let us over there. Russ the Software Demon: You said it, four eyes. [shows an animation of why the demons couldn't get over there] It's a sheer rock wall 10,00 feet up, guarded by a battery of penar-equipped lasers. Russ the Software Demon: Penar is radar but for penises. Anyway, they shoot dick and ask questions later. Gary Bunda: Oh, he shot that penis right off the top of his balls. Russ the Software Demon: It's game over, dudes. Game over! U-Unless you were to-- Gary Bunda: What? Dizzay: What? Russ the Software Demon: Nah. No, you guys don't have the stones. Benji: Come one! Dizzay: Man, tell us something! Gary Bunda: I got a whole bag of stones, buddy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Eddie sees a secret hole in the tunnel that's filled with sexy girls taking a shower] Eddie: Guys! They got showers in here! [laughs] Dizzay: Move, move, move, move, move, let me take a look. Showers? Fool, there's naked ladies up in there! I see a butt! Oh, my god, it's a woman's butt! Eddie: This is my hole! Benji: Excuse me gentlemen, I need to put my dck in that hole. Gary Bunda:* Boys, boys, there's no butts in there. Alright, there's just a rock in there that looks like a butt. And I know that rock because that rock is my wife. Eddie: Take a look for yourself. Gary Bunda: Watch out, Dizzay, let me look at this myself. [Gary sees the naked girls taking a shower] Gary Bunda: Get the shovels. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Why is there even a chicken hell? Claude: Satan agreed to take all the chickens to pad his soul tally. Gary Bunda: So you mean to say that every chicken finger I ever ate's down here? Claude: Yep. Gary Bunda: And every chicken nugget? Claude: Yes. Gary Bunda: And every chicken patty? Claude: Yes. Gary Bunda: And every chicken pot pie? Claude: Yes! Gary Bunda: Every chicken got hit by a train? Claude: YES! Dizzay: [to Gary] Pick up a damn shovel. Gary Bunda: What I'm really afraid of is that chickens are gonna all remember who eat them, and then there's gonna be a bunch of chicken revenge like in that movie "Oldboy". – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[The BYLE Group gets sent down to hell playing the Velvet Lurker that trigger Satan for eternity] Gary Bunda: Hey, Satan! You busy? I don't mean to interrupt! The Giant Spider Monkey -- It came down, and it bit off Rudy's fingers, so he's trying to play the guitar with the nubs, but you can hear it in his solo! Gary Bunda: These guys are tired! Frankly, we all need a break from hearing the song! [Satan pulls his earplugs out for what Gary just said] Satan: I'm sorry. What? Gary Bunda: I think that BYLE should take a break! Satan: Keep it going. One more. Gary Bunda: Alright! [to the BYLE Group] We're doing it again. [to Satan] Oh, Dean is just a skeleton now. Is that alright? We'll make his bones -- [to the BYLE Group] Make his bones rattle at the microphone! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago

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