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If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're Scalia, what's the first thing you do? Lecture the other members of the Court.
– Ira Carmen
If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make Corn on the cob is good, isn't it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it
– Michael Jordan
If you're trying to remember a happy memory, don't think back to a time when you were ALSO thinking of a happy memory, because man, how long does this go on
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
– Lois McMaster Bujold
If you're ugly, then vail not your eyes, but your veil.
– Volodymyr Knyr
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress.
– Barack Obama
If you've been counting on humans all these while. Desist from doing that. I mean, never count wholly on any human. Rather, count wholly/only on God almighty. Because humans can fail/dissappoint you even when you least expect it from them. But on the other hand, God cannot fail you. For, he's too faithful to fail/disappoint anyone (Hebrews 11 : 11). As a matter of fact, he (God) has never failed those who were before you like Abraham, Moses, Joshua among others. And so, likewise he (God) can't fail you. Moreover, God is always ready to go extra mile just to prove his faithfulness unlike humans.
– Emeasoba George
If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don’t expect people to come knocking on your door to run their hands over the choice parts—either for your pleasure or theirs.
– Perry Brass
If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
– Sir Robert Anthony Eden
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow
– John Wayne
If you've got to resist, you're chances of being hurt are less the more lethal your weapon. If that were my wife, would I want her to have a .38 Special in her hand Yeah.
– Dr. Arthur Kellerman
If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
– Bette Davis
If you've not been dreaming and thinking big all these while. You've got to start dreaming and thinking big in order to become big eventually. For, high perception, imagination, anticipation and expectation precedes high success, achievement and attainment. I mean, you can and will achieve whatever you can perceive, imagine, anticipate and expect. Besides that, anybody who longs or aspires to emerge or become a millionaier or billionaier someday must think, speak and act like a millionaier or billionaier.
– Emeasoba George
If you've not been dreaming/thinking big all these while. You've got to start dreaming/thinking big in order to become big eventually. For, high perception/imagination/anticipation/expectation precedes high success/achievement/attainment. I mean, you can/will achieve whatever you can perceive/imagine/anticipate/expect. Besides that, anybody who longs/aspires to emerge/become a millionaier/billionaier someday must/have to think/speak/act like a millionaier/billionaier.
– Emeasoba George
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
– John Quincy Adams
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
– Patricia Hitchcock
If your culture is not peaceful, throw it from your life! If your religion is not peaceful, throw it from your life! Anything which is not peaceful is worthless! Throw it from your life!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
– Rainer Maria Rilke
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent place.
– Rainer Maria Rilke
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
– Rainer Maria Rilke
If your descent is from heroic sires, show in your life a remnant of their fires.
– Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
If your determination is fixed, I do not counsel you to despair. Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.
– Samuel Johnson
If your don't want to see the baboons, don't come to the bushes
– Anonymous

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