Found 2,044 quotes starting with IF:

If a belief can be lost, it's not worth to trust. If a belief can not be lost, it will kill you.
– Woody Haldrugold
if a builder builds a house and the house falls and kills some one in the house the owners may kill the builder.
– Hammurabi
If a business does well, the stock eventually follows.
– Warren Buffett
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.
– Ignacio Estrada
If a child is to keep alive his inborn sense of wonder, he needs the companionship of at least one adult who can share it, rediscovering with him the joy, excitement and mystery of the world we live in.
– Rachel Carson
If a child lives with approval, he learns to live with himself.
– Dorothy Law Nolte
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity marry, and perpetuate his kind.
– Don Marquis
If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be a wretch, indeed who will not give them to him. Such a disposition is like lighting another man's candle by one's own, which loses none of its brilliancy by what the other gains.
– William Penn
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does an empty desk mean?
– Author Unknown
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk
– Laurence J. Peter
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
– Laurence J. Peter
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign
– Albert Einstein
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
– Albert Einstein.
If a country has a fascist leader, this is a great horror for that country; but there is much greater horror: The existence of ignorant and unethical masses who support that primitive leader!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a country is producing guns, it becomes an immoral entity and no immorals ever have the right to talk about any kind of morality!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a cow can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.
– Dick Allen
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
– Enid Bagnold
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead
If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in face, you should go home and examine your consicence.
– Woodrow Wilson
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
– Albert Einstein
If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.
– Frank A. Clark
If a fish feels sad when a fisherman’s boat is sinking, and that fish owns a priceless treasure: The compassion! Have compassion, even for your enemies!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If a friend tells you “You can't do that” and makes you believe it, then I believe you should get a new friend.
– Vikrant Parsai
If a frog becomes a king, he will make the whole kingdom muddy!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a hermit lives in a state of ecstasy, his lack of comfort becomes the height of comfort. He must relinquish it.
– Jean Cocteau
If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
– Mark
If a house has no garden, the whole earth becomes its garden!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x y is play and z is keeping your mouth shut.
– Albert Einstein
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
– Albert Einstein, Observer, Jan. 15, 1950
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If a king’s adviser is wiser than him, let him be the king!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a large city can, after intense intellectual efforts, choose for its mayor a man who merely will not steal from it, we consider it a triumph of the suffrage.
– Frank Moore Colby
If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time.
– Marcel Proust
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger.
– Thomas Huxley
If a man aspires to the highest place, it is no dishonor to him to halt at the second, or even at the third.
– Cicero
If a man be not so happy as he desires, let this be his comfort?he is not so wretched as he deserves.
– R Chamberlain
If a man becomes too ambitious, considering material possessions,yet with a little moral elevation and understanding,he is more likely to become malicious.
– lot chakonza
If a man can say 'My life is more important than my country,' that man has succeeded in freeing himself from the chains of society!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a man can walk, he should... at least away from the junk food store. -Johnny The Walker
– Johnny Wowk
If a man cannot be a Christian in the place he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere.
– Henry Ward Beecher
If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.
– Soren Kierkegaard
If a man conquer in battle a thousand times a thousand men, and if another conquer himself, he is the greater of conquerors.*
– The Dhammapada
If a man constantly aspires is he not elevated
– Henry David Thoreau
If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does it twice, you are a fool.
– Author Unknown
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
– Hammurabi
If a man die young he hath left us at dinner; it is bed-time with a man of three score and ten; and he that lives a hundred years hath walked a mile after supper. This life is but one day of three meals, or one meal of three courses?childhood, youth, and old age. To sup well is to live well, and that?s the way to sleep well.
– Overbury
If a man die, shall he live again All the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come.
– Job 1414 Bible Hebrew
If a man does his best, what else is there
– George Smith Patton, Jr.
If a man does his best, what more is there to ask for?
– George S. Patton
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, how ever measured or far away.
– Henry David Thoreau
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
– Henry David Thoreau
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or faraway.
– Henry David Thoreau
If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
– Seneca
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair.
– Samuel Johnson
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone.
– Samuel Johnson
If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
– Benjamin Franklin
If a man gives you a harsh winter, give him back something unexpected: The warm spring!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it ... makes him landlord to a ghost.
– Lloyd Douglas
If a man has a weak arm, give him a heavy hammer to exceed himself!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is.
– Sam Rayburn
If a man has done his best, what else is there?
– George S. Patton
If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it's a murder. If 50,000 people are murdered in the east, it is a question.
– Victor Hugo
If a man has talent and can't use it, he's failed. If he uses only half of it, he has partly failed. If he uses the whole of it, he has succeeded, and won a satisfaction and triumph few men ever know.
– Thomas Wolfe
If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. If he has a talent and uses only half of it, he has partly failed. If he has a talent and learns somehow to use the whole of it, he has gloriously succeeded and has a satisfaction and a triumph few men ever know.
– Thomas Wolfe
If a man has ten good qualities and one bad one, to look at the ten and forget the one, and if a man has ten bad qualities and one good one, to look at the one and forget the ten.
– Abdul Baha, Bahai Writings
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
– Herodotus
If a man is born, he should be born either a king or a fool.
– Vikrant Parsai
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, "Here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well."
– Martin Luther King Jr.
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well.
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven played music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well.
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water.
– Yiddish Proverb
If a man is in love, he is hungry, even if he is not hungry.
– Vikrant Parsai
If a man is miser he will certainly have a prodigal son.
– Vikrant Parsai
If a man is not aware of the existence of the moon, what can the moon do for him except continue sending its lights upon him?
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a man is not peaceful and non-violent, whichever religion he belongs to, he is not a man! Violence degrades man to a low-degree creature!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence.
– Bertrand Russell
If a man is poor, and at the same time lazy,he is more likely to be malicious.
– lot chakonza
If a man knew anything, he would sit in a corner and be modest; but he is such an ignorant peacock, that he goes bustling up and down, and hits on extraordinary discoveries.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
If a man knows not what harbor he seeks, any wind is the right wind.
– Seneca
If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right wind.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
If a man knows the law, find out, though he live in a pine shanty, and resort to him. And if a man can pipe or sing, so as to wrap the imprisoned soul in an elysium; or can paint a landscape, and convey into souls and ochres all the enchantments of Spring or Autumn; or can liberate and intoxicate all people who hear him with delicious songs and verses; it is certain that the secret cannot be kept; the first witness tells it to a second, and men go by fives and tens and fifties to his doors.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
If a man like Malcolm X could change and repudiate racism, if I myself and other former Muslims can change, if young whites can change, then there is hope for America.
– Eldridge Cleaver
If a man marries a wicked woman from a wicked family, certainly he will die the day he needs life.
– Vikrant Parsai
If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profit, is ready to lay down his life in the face of danger, and does not forget sentiments he has repeated all his life when he has been in straitened circumstances for a long time, he may be said to be a complete man.
– Confucius, Analects, XIV.12
If a man says that it is right to give every one his due, and therefore thinks within his own mind that injury is due from a just man to his enemies but kindness to his friends, he was not wise who said so, for he spoke not the truth, for in no case has it appeared to be just to injure any one.*
– Plato
If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I find it could no otherwise be expressed, than by making answer because it was he, because it was I.
– W. Somerset Maugham
If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand
– Confucius
If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
– Confucius
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.
– Henry David Thoreau
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
– Erma Bombeck
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?
– Stanislaw Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.
– Francis Bacon
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.
– Sir Francis Bacon
If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life if in his intercourse with his friends, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has.
– Confucius
If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has.
– Confucius, The Confucian Analects
If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.
– Robert Green Ingersoll
If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.
– Johann von Goethe
If a man yields himself to God, He will change
– Unknown
If a man's judgement be impaired, let him study philosophy
– Lot Chakonza
If a man's mind becomes pure, his surroundings will also become pure.
– Buddha
If a man's shadow is brighter than himself, than that man becomes the shadow itself!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
– Francis Bacon
If a million people say a foolish thing, is it still a foolish thing.
– Anatole France
If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different movies.
– Quentin Tarantino, Referring to the movie Pulp Fiction
If a nation is ruled by two kings, both the kings and their subjects will perish.
– Yeghishe
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will Lose its freedom and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that, too.
– W. Somerset Maugham
If a nation's literature declines, the nation atrophies and decays.
– Ezra Pound
If a person can give you a finger he will also give you the whole hand.
– Vikrant Parsai
If a person commit a crime against you, have not the right to forgive him; but the law must punish him in order to prevent a repetition of that same crime by others, as the pain of the individual is unimportant beside the general welfare of the people.
– Abdul Baha, Paris Talks, p. 154
If a person finds the negative people in his network, then he needs to mind or mend his own nature than others for his basic grounding decides only the level of acidic or toxic surrounding.
– Anuj Somany
If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost every other area in his life.
– Billy Graham
If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very well have that opportunity.
– Donald H. Rumsfeld, on Iraqi Resistance Fighters
If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.
– Mark Twain, "Advice to Youth" Speech, 1882
If a person's words are neatly polished and the commensurate deeds deeply refined, then his leadership action is always cleanly aligned and clearly defined.
– Anuj Somany
If a person’s life objective has been endorsed by his inner call, then he is bound to repeatedly fail and fall for he is scaling up the wall which is very tall and that’s not an easy job for anyone at all.
– Anuj Somany
If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?
– Unknown
If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig.
– Charles Dickens
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
– George Carlin
If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.
– James Thurber
If a poet has any obligation toward society, it is to write well. Being in the minority, he has no other choice. Failing this duty, he sinks into oblivion. Society, on the other hand, has no obligation toward the poet. A majority by definition, society thinks of itself as having other options than reading verses, no matter how well written. Its failure to do so results in its sinking to that level of locution at which society falls easy prey to a demagogue or a tyrant. This is society's own equivalent of oblivion.
– Joseph Brodsky
If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact - not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.
– Shimon Peres
If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact- not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.
– Shimon Peres
If a quote changes your life in a good way, keep it in your mind and in your heart to give it to someone else too!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a railroad is bent, the train shall turn over; if a man’s character is bent, he shall turn over just like that train.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
– Lisa Moriyama
If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he would have great power here. But I would be the first to rise and assure him that he had no authority whatever.
– G. K. Chesterton
If a rich man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
– Socrates
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
– Sydney J. Harris
If a society is to preserve stability and a degree of continuity, it must learn how to keep its adolescents from imposing their tastes, values, and fantasies on everyday life.
– Eric Hoffer
If a street has a spirit, no matter how narrow it is, we can breathe comfortably over there.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way.
– Gurdjieff
If a supernatural power tries to make you a saint or an emperor, refuse it, because the greatest beauty of life hides in having no position whatsoever! Positionless is the best position!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a thing goes without saying -- let it.
– Jacob Braude
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
– G.K. Chesterton
If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
– Pierre Beaumarchais
If a thing which is believed by billions is against the reason and not supported by the science, it is a great honour not to be amongst those billions!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...
– Anonymous
If a truth will be accepted with a million repetitions, repeat it million times!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a way to the better there be, it lies in taking a full look at the worst.
– Thomas Hardy
If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade.
– Thomas Peters
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
– Dave Barry
If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of a harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule.
– D. H. Lawrence
If a woman so much loves money, she will not fail to share her secret with fools.
– Vikrant Parsai
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
– Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
– Steven Wright
If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the Ode on a Grecian Urn is worth any number of old ladies.
– William Faulkner
If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away.
– Victor Hugo
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
– Nicolas Boileau
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
– Harry Shearer
If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President Ronald Reagan in defense of Palestinian terrorist)
– Muammar Qaddafi
If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul. People smoke to celebrate a happy moment, or to hide a bitter regret. Whether you're alone or with friends, it's a joy for all the senses. What lovelier sight is there than that double row of white cigarettes, lined up like soldiers on parade and wrapped in silver paper? I love to touch the pack in my pocket, open it, savor the feel of the cigarette between my fingers, the paper on my lips, the taste of tobacco on my tongue. I love to watch the flame spurt up, love to watch it come closer and closer, filling me with its warmth.
– Luis Buñuel
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
– George Bernard Shaw
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
– John Kenneth Galbraith
If all hearts were open and all desires known -- as they would be if people showed their souls -- how many gapings, sighings, clenched fists, knotted brows, broad grins, and red eyes should we see in the market-place!
– Thomas Hardy
If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
– John Stuart Mill
If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be four friends in the world.
– Blaise Pascal
If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.
– Blaise Pascal
If all men lead mechanical, unpoetical lifes, this is the real nihilism, the real undoing of the world.
– Reginald Blyth
If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
– Socrates
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
– Unknown
If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give.
– Bertrand Russell
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
– Yiddish Proverb
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
– Doug Larson
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
– Dorothy Parker
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
– Christina Stead
If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.
– Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre pg. 61
If all the world is a stage and life is just a play upon it, get me two seats in the stalls.
– Rob Brown
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
– Paul Beatty
If all the world's a stage, then where is the audience sitting
– Unknown
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work.

– William Shakespeare, "King Henry IV Part I", Act 1 scene 2
If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.
– William Shakespeare
If all this happened to you what paradigm might you develop? How might that paradigm affect you in terms of your life from that point on? What does this tell you about Abe? There are no failures, only lessons to be learned.
– Oprah Winfrey
If all your peers understand what you've done, it's not creative.
– H. Heimlich
If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. That will not happen on my watch.
– George W. Bush
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.
– Marya Mannes
If American politics does not look to you like a joke, a tragic dance; if you have enough blindness left in you, on any plea, on any excuse, to vote for the Democratic Party or the Republican Party (for at present machine and party are one), or for any candidate who does not stand for a new era, -- then you yourself pass into the slide of the magic-lantern; you are an exhibit, a quaint product, a curiosity of the American soil. You are part of the problem.
– John Jay Chapman
If an ancient man saw planes two thousand years ago, he would've thought they were birds or angels from another world.
– Dejan Stojanovic
If an angel were ever to tell us anything of his philosophy I believe many propositions would sound like 2 times 2 equals 13.
– Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.
– Sir Arthur Eddington
If an artist is not able to commit himself totally to his art, how can he expect the world to do so
– Unknown
If an educational act is to be efficacious, it will be only that one which tends to help toward the complete unfolding of life. To be thus helpful it is necessary rigorously to avoid the arrest of spontaneous movements and the imposition of arbitrary tasks.
– Maria Montessori
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
– Arthur C. Clarke
If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert.
– David Ben-Gurion
If an eye never falls asleep, All dreams will by themselves cease If the mind retains its absoluteness, The ten thousand things are of one suchness.
– Seng-T'San
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
– Tom Stoppard
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
– Horace Mann
If an illusion makes a man happy, destroy that illusion! Because happiness must come via the truth!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If an individual wants to be a leader and isn't controversial, that means he never stood for anything.
– Richard Milhous Nixon
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
– Niccolo Machiavelli
If any choose to maintain, as many do, that species were gradually brought to their maturity from humbler forms ... he is welcome to his hypothesis, but I have nothing to do with it.
– Philip Henry Gosse, 1857
If any human being earnestly desire to push on to new discoveries instead of just retaining and using the old to win victories over Nature as a worker rather than over hostile critics as a disputant to attain , in fact, clear and demonstrative knowlegde instead of attractive and probable theory we invite him as a true son of Science to join our ranks.
– Francis Bacon
If any man claims the Negro should be content ... let him say he would willingly change the color of his skin and go to live in the Negro section of a large city. Then and only then has he a right to such a claim.
– Robert Francis Kennedy
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If any man seeks for greatness, let him forget greatness and ask for truth, and he will find both.
– Horace Mann
If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts and if any would write in a noble style, let him first possess a noble soul.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts; and if any would write in a noble style, let him first possess a noble soul.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.
– Will Rogers
If any of us hopes to survive, s/he must meet the extremity of the American female condition with immediate and political response. The thoroughly destructive and indefensible subjugation of the majority of Americans cannot continue except at the peril of the entire body politic.
– June Jordan
If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient at others, so bewildered and so weak and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control We are, to be sure, a miracle every way but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.
– Jane Austen
If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient; at others, so bewildered and so weak; and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control! We are, to be sure, a miracle every way; but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.
– Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.
– Walt Whitman
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
– John A. Dix
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
– Paul William Bear Bryant
If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are planning for today will not exist in this form tomorrow.
– Philip
If anything is worth doing it is worth doing in style, and on your own terms, and nobody's Goddamned else's!
– Lucius Beebe
If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him.
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
– Charles Lauller
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
– Unknown
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
– Quentin Crisp
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
– Bill Lyon
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
– Laurence J. Peter
If at first you don't succeed, maybe you should quit while you're ahead.
– Sam Barry
If at first you don't succeed, sure, try again... but if you keep not succeeding, you should probably concentrate on something (or someone) else worthwhile & quit wasting your time.
– Ingrid Weir
If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.
– M. H. Alderson
If at first you don't succeed- suck again!
– Dave Basham
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
– Wendy Northcutt, Darwin Awards - literature
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
– Tom Stoppard
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that ... I believe in what I do, and I'll say it.
– John Lennon
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or my music, then in that respect you can call me that I believe in what I do, and I'll say it.
– John Lennon
If being stupid is the only way for an intelligent man to be happy, then let us hope that unhappiness be his choice!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If being wealthy is taken to mean having the means to satisfy one's every want, all but the very poor can become rich as thou at a single stroke of a magician's wand, simply by ceasing to want more than is really necessary for sustaining life. By being content with little and not giving a rap for what the neighbours think, one can attain a very large measure of freedom, shedding care and worry in a trice.
– John Blofeld
If birth is a manifestation of life, death is another.
– Dejan Stojanovic
If boyhood and youth are but vanity, must it not be our ambition to become men?
– Vincent van Gogh
If by believing you mean praying to an anthropomorphic deity who created the world and half controls it and half observes it, then I am probably not a believer. But if you mean that it is not all accidental, that there is a mystery to existence, a deeper meaning, that I do believe in.”
– Václav Havel
If by saying that all men are born free and equal, you mean that they are all equally born; it is true, but true in no other sense; birth, talent, labor, virtue, and providence, are forever making differences.
– Eugene Edwards
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
– Ralph Kiner
If charity begins at home -- the world is in a sad state.
– Wellington Harris
If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
– Jewish Proverb
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If Christ Jesus be the periode, the end and the lodging-home at the end of your journey, there is no fear ye go to a friend . . . ye may look death in the face with joy.
– Samual Rutherford
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
– Mark Twain
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be--a christian.
– Mark Twain
If Christianity is pessimistic as to man, it is optimistic as to human destiny. Well, I can say that, pessimistic as to human destiny, I am optimistic as to man.
– Albert Camus
If Christians would really live according to the teachings of Christ, as found in the Bible, all of India would be Christian today.
– Mahatma Gandhi
If church prelates, past or present, had even an inkling of physiology they'd realize that what they term this inner ugliness creates and nourishes the hearing ear, the seeing eye, the active mind, and energetic body of man and woman, in the same way that dirt and dung at the roots give the plant its delicate leaves and the full-blown rose.
– Seán O'Casey
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
– Arthur Goldberg
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
– Larry Leissner
If conquerors be regarded as the engine-drivers of History, then the conquerors of thought are perhaps the pointsmen who, less conspicuous to the traveler's eye, determine the direction of the journey.
– Arthur Koestler
If courage wasn't a standard result of aging, it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well.
– Lawana Blackwell
If courage will cause your death, do not hesitate a second to be coward! Existenz Über Alles!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If courtesans and strumpets were to be prosecuted with as much rigor as some silly people would have it, what locks or bars would be sufficient to preserve the honor of our wives and daughters?
– Bernard Mandeville
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be.
– Councilman John Bowman commenting on the high crime in Washington
If Cupid misses the heart, he touches the body fatally. (Si Cupidon rate le cœur, Il touche mortellement le corps)
– Charles de LEUSSE
If Cupidon your heart miss, deadly your body is. (Si cupidon rate le coeur, Il touche mortellement le corps)
– Charles de LEUSSE
If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now.
– Larry Wright
If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art of inserting them.
– Unknown
If decade after decade the truth cannot be told, each person's mind begins to roam irretrievably. One's fellow countrymen become harder to understand than Martians.
– Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
– Abraham Lincoln
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
– Betty Naomi Friedan
If doctors ever tell you that you've 'flipped out,' don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me 'the Man' is behind this.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If dogs could start talking to man, I don’t think God would send them on earth.
– Vikrant Parsai
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andrew A. Rooney
If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Diana Black
If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve.
– William Tecumseh Sherman
If each one does their duty as an individual and if each one works in their own proper vocation, it will be right with the whole.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
– John Maynard Keynes
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor.
– Nikola Tesla, New York Times, October 19, 1931
If education is always to be conceived along the same antiquated lines of a mere transmission of knowledge, there is little to be hoped from it in the bettering of man's future. For what is the use of transmitting knowledge if the individual's total development lags behind?
– Maria Montessori
If either man or woman would realize that the full power of personal beauty, it must be by cherishing noble thoughts and hopes and purposes; by having something to do and something to live for that is worthy of humanity, and which, by expanding and symmetry to the body which contains it.
– Upham
If emptiness is empty, how can something be borne or awaken from it?
– Dejan Stojanovic
If emptiness is endless, then everything rests in emptiness.
– Dejan Stojanovic
If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such, the path of error is the path of truth.
– Hans Reichenbach
If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favor of sneaking out on tiptoe without disturbing the party.
– Dag Hammarskjöld
If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was Jesus. Yet he did not stay away form the church of his day. It was his custom to go to the synagogue on the Sabbath, and he made many trips to the temple.
– R. Brokhoff
If ever an error had 'F' written on it, that grounder did.
– Jerry Coleman
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
– Anne Bradstreet
If every age has its own characteristic doctrine, there are a thousand signs which point to Fascism as the characteristic doctrine of our time.
– Benito Mussolini, The Political and Social Doctrine of Fascism, 1935
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just keep growing.
– Gail Sheehy
If everybody is looking for it, then nobody is finding it. If we were cultured, we would not be conscious of lacking culture. We would regard it as something natural and would not make so much fuss about it. And if we knew the real value of this word we would be cultured enough not to give it so much importance.
– Pablo Picasso
If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.
– George S. Patton
If everything belongs to everybody, then nothing belongs to nobody.
– Vikrant Parsai
If everything is going very well in your life, don't change any parameters; don't even think about it!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If everything is perfect, language is useless. This is true for animals. If animals don't speak, it's because everything's perfect for them. If one day they start to speak, it will be because the world has lost a certain sort of perfection.
– Jean Baudrillard
If everything isn't black and white, I say, “Why the hell not?
– John Wayne
If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
– Dostoyevsky
If everything's under control, you're going too slow.
– Mario Andretti
If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.
– Epictetus
If experience has established any one thing in this world, it has established this: that it is well for any great class and description of men in society to be able to say for itself what it wants, and not to have other classes, the so-called educated and intelligent classes, acting for it as its proctors, and supposed to understand its wants and to provide for them. A class of men may often itself not either fully understand its wants, or adequately express them; but it has a nearer interest and a more sure diligence in the matter than any of its proctors, and therefore a better chance of success.
– Matthew Arnold
If eyes were made for seeing,
Then Beauty is its own excuse for being.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson
If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The Rhodora"
If faith cannot be reconciled with rational thinking, it has to be eliminated as an anachronistic remnant of earlier stages of culture and replaced by science dealing with facts and theories which are intelligible and can be validated.
– Erich Fromm
If faith produce no works, I see That faith is not a living tree. Thus faith and works together grow, No separate life they never can know. They're soul and body, hand and heart, What God hath joined, let no man part.
– Hannah More
If faith without works is dead, then deeds can live without faith ...
– Eugene Botkin
If fame came near to you to get you, you must run away from it very fast! Because this is a matter of freedom and captivity!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.
– William McFee
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
– Anatole France
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
– Anonymous
If for a tranquil mind you seek,
These things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,
And how, and when and where.

– Anonymous
if four Gaza kids playing soccer were killed Wednesday, as Hamas claims, the terror group is at fault.
– Naftali Bennett
If frugality were established in the state, and if our expenses were laid out to meet needs rather than superfluities of life, there might be fewer wants, and even fewer pleasures, but infinitely more happiness.
– Oliver Goldsmith
If Germany is to become a colonizing power, all I say is, God speed her! She becomes our ally and partner in the execution of the great purposes of Providence for the advantage of mankind.
– William Ewart Gladstone
If Gillette put a One after it's name it would be Gillette One.
– Tom Zegan
If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.
– St. Francis of Assisi
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
– Voltaire
If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does exist that there is a supreme intelligence, an immense power, an admirable order, and everything teaches us our own dependence on it.
– Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
– Voltaire
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
– Steven Wright
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If God ever chooses a house to live on earth, it will be the House of Science, not the House of Religion!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If God gave the soul his whole creation she would not be filled thereby but only with himself.
– Meister Eckhart
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
– George Winters
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?
– Claire Boothe Luce
If God is playing hide and seek with us, I must confess that I am quite bored with this childish game!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If God is the master of the universe, then what are we? The slaves of the universe? If so, let each man become proud Spartacus!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that's Okay, he's God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.
– Dennis McKinsey
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
– Jewish Proverb
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
– Mel Brooks
If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself.
– Alexandre Dumas, fils
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
– George Gilder
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
– Cher
If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again.
– Mary Beth Danielson
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws.
– Edward Abbey
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
– Author Unknown
If happiness truly consisted of physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.
– William Lyon Phelps
If he have faith, the believer cannot be restrained. He betrays himself. He breaks out. He confesses and teaches this gospel to the people at the risk of life itself.
– Martin Luther
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
– Lou Holtz
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty can have them to himself.
– Sir Winston Churchill
If heaven is within you, everywhere you go you will find heaven!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
– Chinese Proverb
If hell uses highly refined uranium and completely pure hydrogen to stoke its fires, the roaring furnaces there will still be too cold for these depraved beings. (Speaking about the leaders of North Korea...) read about it here: http://standfortheright.com/archives/540
– Dan Flikweert
If help and salvation are to come, they can only come from the children, for the children are the makers of men.
– Maria Montessori
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
– Sue Grafton
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
– George Bernard Shaw
If honesty was like water that people couldn’t live without it, the world which became heavier due to the endless lies would be just light like a feather!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If human beings are perceived as potentials rather than problems, as possessing strengths instead of weaknesses, as unlimited rather that dull and unresponsive, then they thrive and grow to their capabilities.
– Bob Conklin
If human life were long enough to find the ultimate theory, everything would have been solved by previous generations. Nothing would be left to be discovered.
– Stephen Hawking, Interview with The Guardian (UK) September 27, 2005
If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is absolutely touch and go. Each one of us could make the difference.
– Buckminster Fuller
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
– Sefer Hasidim
If I am anything, which I highly doubt, I have made myself so by hard work.
– Isaac Newton
If I am not for myself, who is for me But if I am for my own self only, what am I, and if not now, when
– Rabbi Hillel
If I am not for myself, who will be for me?
If I am not for others, what am I?
And if not now, when?

– Rabbi Hillel
If I am not making music, I have no reason for existing.
– Claude Debussy
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
If I am to die, this is the week for it. -- John F. Kennedy (to aide John McClone in response to a CIA report about rumours of an assassination plot), June 1962.
– John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
– Confucius
If I am what I have and if I lose what I have who then am I?
– Erich Fromm
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
– Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman, I shall feel that I have worked with God.
– Gilbert Keith Chesterton
If I can spare just one gifted child unnecessary trauma, or inspire just one adult to come out of the 'clair closet', the bewilderment I had to endure would all be worth it.
– Anthon St Maarten
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.
– Emily Dickinson
If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain, Then my life will not have been in vain.
– Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
If I can stop one Heart from breaking
I shall not live in vain
If I can ease one Life the Aching,
or cool one Pain,
Or help one fainting Robin
into his Nest again,
I shall not live in Vain.

– Emily Dickinson
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
– Groucho Marx
If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more blessed.
– Marianne Williamson
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip. Even if they smash you, ick, you're all over their lip
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I could be a bird, I think I'd be a penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of other guys like me.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
– Samuel Goldwyn
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.
– Will Rogers
If I could master the art of appearing confident, if I could convincingly pretend to know what I'm talking about when I don't, I'd be rich by now. Very important skill, bullshitting.
– Tami Cohen
If I could take all your words away and give you but a sparse few, they would be: 'I now know, I am absolute, I am complete, I am God, I am.' If there were no other words but these, you would no longer be limited to this plane.
– Ramtha
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying.
– Indira Gandhi
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying. (Handwritten statement found in her residence)
– Indira Nehru Gandhi
If I die, I forgive you If I live, we shall see.
– Danish proverb
If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
– H. L. Mencken
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to meet some I had not thought to see there second, to miss some I had expected to see there and third, the greatest wonder of all, to find myself there.
– John Newton
If I feel depressed I will sing. If I feel sad I will laugh. If I feel ill I will double my labor. If I feel fear I will plunge ahead. If I feel inferior I will wear new garments. If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice. If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come. If I feel incompetent I will think of past success. If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals. Today I will be the master of my emotions.
– Og Mandino
If I feel depressed I will sing. If I feel sad I will laugh. If I feel ill I will double my labor. If I feel fear I will plunge ahead. If I feel inferior I will wear new garments. If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice. If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come. If I feel incompetent I will think of past success. If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals. Today I will be the master of my emotions.
– Og Mandino
If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!..
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If I get an order to evacuate a Jew from his home, to expel him, me, personally, my conscience would not let me do it. I’ll ask my commander to excuse me, but I won’t publicly call on others to refuse an order. I personally can’t …
– Naftali Bennett
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I'd have looked younger, too.
– Ronald Reagan
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
– Margaret "Stevie" Smith
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
– Abraham Lincoln
If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
– Tallulah Bankhead
If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
– Nadine Stair
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
– H. L. Mencken
If I had my way, I would remove January from the calender altogether and have an extra July instead.
– Roald Dahl
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
– Albert Einstein
If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see any way in which I would ever have made progress.
– Calvin Coolidge
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.
– Spencer Silver
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
– E. M. Forster
If I had to choose between life in the Soviet Union and life in the U. S. A. , I would certainly choose the Soviet Union.
– Graham Greene
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on a corner, I'd choose the saloon every time. People who drink up the pay check in the saloon are less likely to become Pharisees, thinking that they don't need the Great Physician, than those who weekly swill the soporific doctrine of man's goodness.
– Jay Edward Adams
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
– Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers talking about writing or themselves.
– Lillian Hellman
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
– Tallulah Bankhead
If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion.
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, "Here comes number seventy-one!"
– Richard M. DeVos
If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, Here comes number seventy-one
– Richard M. Devos
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied.
– Alfred Bernhard Nobel
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
– James Grover Thurber
If I have done the public any service, it is due to my patient thought.
– Isaac Newton
If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent.
– Isaac Newton
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return
– Margot Fonteyn
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
– Margot Fonteyn
If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
If I have made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention than to any other talent.
– Isaac Newton
If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago.
– William Hazlitt
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
– Rose Elizabeth Bird
If I have said something to hurt a man once, I shall not get the better of this by saying many things to please him.
– Samuel Johnson
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants
– Isaac Newton, Paraphrase of 12th century quote by Bernard of Chartres
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.
– Isaac Newton
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.
– Isaac Newton
If I have seen further... it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
– Isaac Newton
If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.
– Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
If I haven’t fought for my country at least I’ll paint for her.
– Eugène Delacroix
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
– Mickey Mantle
If I knew in 1986 how much it was going to cost to keep Pixar going, I doubt if I would have bought the company.
– Steve Jobs
If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn't be so anxious.
– Mignon McLaughlin
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
– Hermann Hesse
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
– Samuel Goldwyn
If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday -- so much is true.
– Edna St. Vincent Millay
If I love you, what business is it of yours
– Johann von Goethe
If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not everybody, but that won't matter.
– Norah Jones
If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness.
– Theodore Roosevelt
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
– Ted Turner
If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend the first 45 minutes sharpening my axe.
– Abraham Lincoln
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.
– Philip Sheridan
If I see any politician or a priest or an imam or a rabbi in the Paradise, I will give up believing in God!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If I see so much as a sampan, I'll sink it.
– William F. Halsey
If I should die, I have left no immortal work behind me - nothing to make my friends proud of my memory - but I have loved the principle of beauty in all things, and if I had had time I would have made myself remembered.
– John Keats, Letter to Fanny Brawne, Feb 1820 - died 1 year later
If I should die, think only this of me: that there's some corner of a foreign field that is for ever England.
– Rupert Brooke
If I should die, think only this of me:That theres some corner of a foreign fieldThat is for ever England.
– Rupert Brooke
If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
– Robert Francis Kennedy
If I smile through the pain will it hurt you as much as it hurts me?
– Amanda Madden
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
– D. L. Moody
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I assure you that it's quite conscious.
– Kingman Brewster, Jr.
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I can assure you that it's quite conscious.
– Frank Boyden
If I tell you the truth, you won't be happy. If I make you happy, it won't be the truth.
– Agathon
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
– Angelina Jolie
If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn't be sleeping in this house tonight. (When asked about continued presence of Soviet nuclear submarines along US coastlines)
– Ronald Reagan
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
– Samuel Goldwyn
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into disbanding, I could sort of slip off to the side and pretend I was window-shopping or something.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, 'Injection I thought you said inspection'.' They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. 'Wait a minute I thought WE won'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else.
– Tom Zegan
If I were a toy, I would be a Rubik's Cube since I am from the 80's and have a very colorful personality. I am complex, challenging, complicated, sometimes frustrating but oh so pleasurable when u figure me out!
– Jay Abiona
If I were a toy, I would be a Rubin's Cube since I am from the 80's and have a very colorful personality. I am complex, challenging, complicated, sometimes frustrating but oh so pleasurable when u figure me out!
– Jay Abiona
If I were a writer, how I would enjoy being told the novel is dead. How liberating to work in the margins, outside a central perception. You are the ghoul of literature. Lovely.
– Don DeLillo
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.
– Ann Landers
If I were dying, my last words would be, Have faith and pursue the unknown end.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom, but nobody beats me.'
– Leo Durocher
If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth -- and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago.
– Steve Jobs
If I were to be taken hostage, I would not plead for release nor would I want my government to be blackmailed. I think certain government officials, industrialists and celebrated persons should make it clear they are prepared to be sacrificed if taken hostage. If that were done, what gain would there be for terrorists in taking hostages?
– Margaret Mead
If I were to begin life again, I should want it as it was. I would only open my eyes a little bit more.
– Jules Renard
If I were to live my life over again, I would be an American. I would steep myself in America, I would know no other land.
– Henry James
If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on many different subjects, the confidentiality of the office of the president would always be suspect.
– Richard Milhous Nixon
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF.
– John Dingell
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self ... so the hell with it ... I will continue to be unconcerned about it, which surely has the advantage that I'm left in peace by many a fop who would otherwise come to see me.
– Albert Einstein
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business.
– Abraham Lincoln
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of potential -- for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints; possibility never.
– Søren Kierkegaard
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of the potential, for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints, possibility never. And what wine is so sparkling, what so fragrant, what so intoxicating, as possibility
– Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
– Abraham Lincoln
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
– Abraham Lincoln
If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers.
– Frederick II of Prussia
If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere
– Marilyn Monroe
If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people -- including me -- would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.
– Hunter S. Thompson
If I'm a star, then the people made me a star.
– Marilyn Monroe
If I've got correct goals, and if I keep pursuing them the best way I know how, everything else falls into line. If I do the right thing right, I'm going to succeed.
– Dan Dierdorf
If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
– Charles Barkley
If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they don't know about economics.
– Luther H. Hodges
If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse, you may be dead.
– Frank Gelett Burgess
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
– Kahlil Gibran
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
– George MacDonald
If it bleeds, you can kill it
– Predator
If it can be dreamed, it can be done.
– Walt Disney, Inauguration day of Disney World
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than truth itself.
– John Milton
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. (on his daughter, Princess Anne)
– Prince Phillip
If it doesn't kill you or someone else its not a problem, just one of lifes hiccups
– Paul Dean
If it had got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies, but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. (commenting on Chinese eating habits at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund coference)
– Prince Phillip
If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had not been satisfied with their conditions, you would still be living in caves. Intelligent discontent is the mainspring of civilization. Progress is born of agitation. It is agitation or stagnation.
– Eugene V. Debs
If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform.
– Barbara Adams
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
– Marcus Aurelius
If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak it not.
– Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.
– Marquis de Sade
If it is to be, it is up to me.
– Unknown
If it is too good to be true....it is probably a fraud.
– Ron Weber
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
– Lynda Barry
If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)
– Ingrid Weir
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
– John Barrymore
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
– Frank Lloyd Wright
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
– Douglas Noel Adams
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.
– Frederick Buechner
If it sounds good, you'll hear it If it looks good, you'll see it If it's marketed right, you'll buy it but if it's real, you'll feel it.
– Kid Rock
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
– Dennis Roch
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
– Woody Allen
If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.
– Dicky Barrett
If it was easy. Every one would be doing it.
– Janet clark
If it was not absolutely necessary, it was the foolishest thing ever done.
– William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
– Brendan Behan
If it wasn't for Lucy, I wouldn't be alive.
– Henry the Octopus
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly.
– William Shakespeare
If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so.
– Phyllis Chesler
If it were not for hope, the heart would break.
– Thomas Fuller
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
– Erich Fromm
If it were not for injustice, men would not know justice.
– Heraclitus
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
– La Rochefoucauld
If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
– Nicolas Chamfort
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
– George Ade
If it were not somewhat fanciful to suppose that every human excellence is presented, as it were, in one kind of being, we might believe that the whole treasure of morality and order is enshrined in the female character.
– Wilhelm von Humboldt
If it were possible to have a life absolutely free from every feeling of sin, what a terrifying vacuum it would be!
– Cesare Pavese
If it were possible to talk to the unborn, one could never explain to them how it feels to be alive, for life is washed in the speechless real.
– Jacques Martin Barzun
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
– Phyllis Diller
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
– Joe Martin
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
– Johnny Carson
If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.
– Unknown
If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
– Grace Murray Hopper
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
– George Burns
If it's meant to be it's up to me.
– Terri Gulick
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
– Robert A. Heinlein
If its individual citizens, to a man, are to be believed, it always is depressed, and always is stagnated, and always is at an alarming crisis, and never was otherwise; though as a body, they are ready to make oath upon the Evangelists, at any hour of the day or night, that it is the most thriving and prosperous of all countries on the habitable globe.
– Charles Dickens
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
– Henry Elliot
If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
– Todd Akin
If it’s not Johnny Wowk, It’s not Johnny The Walker.
– Johnny Wowk
If it’s not organic, it’s not good.
– Johnny Wowk
If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.
– Benjamin Franklin
If Jerry Brown is the answer, it must be a very peculiar question.
– Sen Lloyd Bentsen, D-Texas
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
– Thomas Carlyle
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
– Thomas Carlyle
If kids come to our school from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes my job easier. If they do not come to our school from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes my job more important.
– Paul. F. Meekin
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
– Barbara Colorose
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
– Isaac Asimov
If knowledge is my God, doubt would be my religion.
– Kedar Joshi
If knowledge is power, informatics is politics. Rearranging our systems of knowledge will by necessity rearrange our systems of politics.
– Brian Karlak
If knowledge is power, then people knowledge is the ultimate power.
– Med Jones
If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant; if what is said is not what is meant, then what must be done remains undone; if this remains undone, morals and art will deteriorate; if justice goes astray, the people will stand about in helpless confusion. Hence there must be no arbitrariness in what is said. This matters above everything.
– Confucius
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
– Calvin Trillin
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.
– Aristotle
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
– George Orwell
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.
– Anthony J. D'Angelo
If life indeed is a stage, then how can we act our parts if we can't read our script
– Vu Quyen
If life is an evolving process, then consistent change is the only resolving mechanism to problematic cases.
– Anuj Somany
If life is merely an illusion what can her truth be?
– Sorin Cerin
If life isn't about humanity, then tell me what it's about, because I'd love to know".
– Orlando Bloom
If life was all about preparing for the worst.... We won't be prepared for anything
– Siddharth Astir
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
– Johnny Carson
If life was perfect...... There would be nothing worth living for!!!
– Siddharth Astir
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'
– John Cleese
If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.
– A. P. Gouthey
If literature isn't everything, it's not worth a single hour of someone's trouble.
– Jean-Paul Sartre
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
– Tom Robbins
If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
– Russell P. Askue
If love and death did not exist, tears would not exist as well!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If Love be rough with you, be rough with Love, prick Love for pricking, and you beat Love down.
– William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 2
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question
– Edith Ann
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
– Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
– Lily Tomlin
If luck was a chick, seducing it towards me would have been a piece of cake! Yet who knows… it would have just been a one night stand and that would have just been it!!!
– Kevork Altounian
If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."
– Shelly Roberts
If man can fly, it won’t be something extraordinary! But if man can become immortal, now that will be extraordinary!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
– Ben Franklin
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
– George C. Marshall
If man does his best what else is there?
– George S. Patton
If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, though it be in the woods.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
If man is able to live healthily as a vegetarian but chooses not to be one, then man is guilty of eating meat!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If mankind had wished for what is right, they might have had it long ago.
– William Hazlitt
If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.
– John Stuart Mill
If men as individuals surrender to the call of their elementary instincts, avoiding pain and seeking satisfaction only for their own selves, the result for them all taken together must be a state of insecurity, of fear, and of promiscuous misery.
– Albert Einstein
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
– Florynce Kennedy
If men could regard the events of their own lives with more open minds, they would frequently discover that they did not really desire the things they failed to obtain.
– Andr Maurois
If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and earning money.
– John Updike
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
– Gloria Steinem
If men use their liberty in such a way as to surrender their liberty, are they thereafter any the less slaves If people by a plebiscite elect a man despot over them, do they remain free because the despotism was of their own making
– Herbert Spencer
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
– James Madison
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary.
– James Madison
If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
– Baruch Spinoza
If men were equally at risk from this condition -- if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains -- then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.
– Barbara Ehrenreich
If men will not be governed by God, they will be ruled by tyrants.
– William Penn
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree, there would be far less of uncharitableness and angry feeling.
– Joseph Addison
If moderation is a fault, then indifference is a crime.
– Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
– Francis Bacon
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
– Henry Ford
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
– J. R. R. Tolkien
If more than ten percent of the population likes a painting it should be burned, for it must be bad.
– George Bernard Shaw
If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies.
– Albert Einstein
If Mrs. Anderson had indeed been Anastasia, Queen Marie would have recognized her on the spot. ... Marie would never have been shocked at anything, and a niece of mine would have known it. ... There is not one tittle of genuine evidence in the story. The woman keeps away from the one relative who would have been the first to recognize her, understand her desperate plight, and symphathize with her.
– Grand Duchess Olga Alexandrovna of Russia
If music in general is an imitation of history, opera in particular is an imitation of human willfulness; it is rooted in the fact that we not only have feelings but insist upon having them at whatever cost to ourselves. The quality common to all the great operatic roles, e.g., Don Giovanni, Norma, Lucia, Tristan, Isolde, Br?nnhilde, is that each of them is a passionate and willful state of being. In real life they would all be bores, even Don Giovanni.
– W. H. Auden
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
– Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
– Isaac Asimov
If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive.
– Dorothee Solle
If my heart can become pure and simple like that of a child, I think there probably can be no greater happiness than this.
– Kitaro Nishida
If my own son, who is now 10 months, came to me and said, 'You promised to pay for my tuition at Harvard how about giving me 50,000 instead to start a little business' I might think that was a good idea.
– William John Bennett
If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.
– Frederick The Great
If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved.
– Kahlil Gibran
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
– Albert Einstein
If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a German, and France will claim me a citizen of the world. However, if it proves wrong, France will say I'm a German, and Germany will say that I'm a jew.
– Albert Einstein
If nations could overcome the mutual fear and distrust whose somber shadow is now thrown over the world, and could meet with confidence and good will to settle their possible differences, they would easily be able to establish a lasting peace.
– Fridjof Nansen
If nature made you a giver, your hands are born open, and so is your heart. And though there may be times when your hands are empty, your heart is always full, and you can give things out of that.
– Frances Burnett
If need is the mother of all inventions, then curiosity is its genetic father undoubtedly.
– Anuj Somany
If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
– Gen. William Sherman
If none of us ever read a book that was 'dangerous,' had a friend who was 'different' or joined an organization that advocated 'change,' we would all be just the kind of people Joe McCarthy wants. Whose fault is that Not really McCarthy's. He didn't create this situation of fear. He merely exploited it, and rather successfully.
– Edward R. Murrow
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
– P. G. Wodehouse
If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
– Jewish Proverb
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
– Thomas De Quincey, Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts - 1827
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
– Henry David Thoreau
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he imaged, he will meet with success unexpected in common hours.
– Henry David Thoreau
If one asks for success and prepares for failure, he will get the situation he has prepared for.
– Florence Scovel Shinn
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
– Seneca
If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.
– Carl Jung
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.
– Vincent Van Gogh
If one had to worry about one's actions in respect of other people's ideas, one might as well be buried alive in an antheap or married to an ambitious violinist. Whether that man is the prime minister, modifying his opinions to catch votes, or a bourgeois in terror lest some harmless act should be misunderstood and outrage some petty convention, that man is an inferior man and I do not want to have anything to do with him any more than I want to eat canned salmon.
– Aleister Crowley
If one has made a mistake, and fails to correct it, one has made a greater mistake.
– Plato
If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient reason for living.
– Leo Tolstoy
If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.
– Georges Guynemer
If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
– Alexander Solzhenitsyn
If one is in harmony with his family, he has found the secret of success.
– Vikrant Parsai
If one is master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things.
– Vincent van Gogh
If one is not at peace with nature, then they have ultimately signed a waiver in which they are forced to give up the peace within themselves as well.
– Ahmed Korayem
If one is the master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time insight into and understanding of many things.
– Vincent Van Gogh
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
– A.A. Milne
If one looks with a cold eye at the mess man has made of history, it is difficult to avoid the conclusion that he has been afflicted by some built-in mental disorder which drives him towards self-destruction.
– Arthur Koestler
If one man can be allowed to determine for himself what is law, every man can. That means first chaos, then tyranny. Legal process is an essential part of the democratic process.
– Felix Frankfurter
If one more blog or statement is made people will know the entire truth. I will release emails, texts, depositions and audio tapes that will prove everything I have been saying all along. If Sam wants to play, I am ready. But she better be ready too!"PerezHilton.com: Poppa Lohan vs. saMAN: It's Gonna Get Uglier! (December 27, 2008)8
– Michael Lohan
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read President Can't Swim.
– Lyndon B. Johnson
If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier that other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.
– Montesquieu
If one puts a rope around his neck, many will be happy to drag him by it.
– Vikrant Parsai
If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart follows the horse... If one speaks or acts with a pure mind, happiness follows, as a shadow follows its source.
– The Dhammapada
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
– Agatha Christie
if one's only desires is to do harm to someone after they have done just about the same or maybe more to one another. karma shall strike in the oddest way & total truth will arise with proof for the one that desires the harm for that would mean they are the one who has caused more harm.
– Meylin D. Bojorge
if one's only desires is to do harm to someone after they have done just about the same or maybe more to one another. karma shall strike in the oddest way & total truth will arise with proof for the one that desires the harm for that would mean they are the one who has caused more harm.
– a student
If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
– Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
– Woody Allen
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
– Diogenes the Cynic (412 to 323 B.C.)
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
– Alexander Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insiduously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to seperate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
– Aleksander Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
– Katherine Mansfield
If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes.
– Pablo Picasso
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
– Edith Newbold Jones Wharton
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time.
– Edith Wharton
If our actions stem from honesty, kindness, caring, and vision, then no matter what the result of our efforts, we have added something of value to our souls and to the world.
– Joan Boysenko, Pocketful of Miracles
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is to function it must have dissent.
– Henry Commager
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.
– Henry Commager
If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.
– Peter McWilliams
If our great corporations would more scrupulously observe their legal limitations and duties, they would have less cause to complain of the unlawful limitations of their rights or of violent interference with their operations.
– Benjamin Harrison
If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If our greatest need had been technology, God would have sent us a scientist. If our greatest need had been money, God would have sent us an economist. But since our greatest need was forgiveness, God sent us a Savior.
– Max Lucado
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it.
– Thomas Jefferson
If our inward griefs were written on our brows, how many who are envied now would be pitied. It would seem that they had their deadliest foe in their own breast, and their whole happiness would be reduced to mere seeming.
– Metastasio
If our religion only proclaims a high standard of ethics, then our religion is a burden heavier than we can bear.
– Rolland W. Schloerb
If our soldiers are not overburdened with money, it is not because they have a distaste for riches; if their lives are not unduly long, it is not because they are disinclined to longevity.
– Sun Tzu
If passion gaineth the mastery over reason, the wise will not count thee amongst men.
– Firdausi
If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.
– John Russell
If peace is equated simply with the absence of war, it can become abject pacifism that turns the world over to the most ruthless.
– Henry Kissinger
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
– Albert Einstein
If people become ecstatic the whole society will have to change, because this society is based on misery. If people are blissful you cannot lead them to war -- to Vietnam, or to Egypt, or to Israel. No. Someone who is blissful will just laugh and say: This is nonsense!
– Osho, My Way: The Way of The White Clouds
If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.
– Ernest Hemingway
If people can be educated to see the lowly side of their own natures, it may be hoped that they will also learn to understand and to love their fellow men better. A little less hypocrisy and a little more tolerance towards oneself can only have good results in respect for our neighbor; for we are all too prone to transfer to our fellows the injustice and violence we inflict upon our own natures.
– Carl Jung
If people cannot write well, they cannot think well, and if they cannot think well, others will do their thinking for them.
– George Orwell
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
– Doug Larson
If people did not prefer reaping to sowing, there would not be a hungry person in the land.
– Author Unknown
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
– Wittgenstein
If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop 'em
– Lawrence Peter Berra
If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny.
– Thomas Jefferson
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
– Ludwig Wittgenstein
If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.
– Michelangelo Buonarroti
If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs.
– William Faulkner
If people really want to go, and really try all their lives, I think they will get in; for I don't believe there are any locks on that door, or any guards at the gate. I always imagine it is as it is in the picture, where the shining ones stretch out their hands to welcome poor Christian as he comes up from the river.
– Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
If people say Jeet Kune Do is different from "this" or from "that," then let the name of Jeet Kune Do be wiped out, for that is what it is, just a name. Please don't fuss over it.
– Bruce Lee
If people should ever start to do only what is necessary millions would die of hunger.
– Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
If people want to know who I am, it is all in the work.
– Alan Rickman
If people were magnets: I'd be the repelling pole.
– Amanda Madden
If people would forget about utopia! When rationalism destroyed heaven and decided to set it up here on earth, that most terrible of all goals entered human ambition. It was clear there'd be no end to what people would be made to suffer for it.
– Nadine Gordimer
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
– Jerry Coleman
If photography is allowed to stand in for art in some of its functions it will soon supplant or corrupt it completely thanks to the natural support it will find in the stupidity of the multitude. It must return to its real task, which is to be the servant of the sciences and the arts, but the very humble servant, like printing and shorthand which have neither created nor supplanted literature.
– Charles Baudelaire
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
– Elbert Hubbard
If possible, avoid being a bubble; for a bubble, even the gentlest touch is fatal.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If power was an illusion, wasn't weakness necessarily one also
– Lois McMaster Bujold
If practice makes a man perfect then what perfect practice makes a man?
– Vikrant Parsai
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
– Nora Ephron
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
– Nora Ephron
If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.
– Philip R. Zimmermann
If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.
– Yiddish Proverb
If rising makes you famous, don’t give up rising, but find a safe port where you can be unreachable!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If Rosa Parks had not refused to move to the back of the bus, you and I might never have heard of Dr Martin Luther King.
– Ramsey Clark
If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing.
– Billy
If rough be love with you, be rough with love.
– William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
If science can eliminate sleep, we will have more time to live and no time for the dreams. But living is superior to the dream because it is real!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.
– Vannevar Bush
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
– Bette Midler
If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote
Romeo and Juliet
, he never would have written
Macbeth
.

– Dr. Joyce Brothers
If she’s amazing, she won't be easy. If she’s easy, she won't be amazing. If she worths it, you won't give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy
– Unknown
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
– Paul McCartney
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
– Paul McCartney
If Socialism can only be realized when the intellectual development of all the people permits it, then we shall not see Socialism for at least five hundred years.
– Vladimir Lenin
If some books are deemed most baneful and their sale forbid, how, then, with deadlier facts, not dreams of doting men? Those whom books will hurt will not be proof against events. Events, not books, should be forbid.
– Herman Melville
If some things aren’t going well, do something; never wait for the things to be ok by themselves! Do something; change the direction, change the parameters, change the criteria, change anything you wish to change! To change is to create a new destiny! Remember, you have thousands of different destinies; change is your instrument to switch from one destiny to another! Remember, you have thousands of different destinies!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If somebody insists to be your enemy, you insist more to be his friend!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If somebody praises you; change the topic!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If somebody says, I love you, to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? I love you, too.
– Kurt Vonnegut
If somebody tells you ‘History will never forgive you,’ just laugh at him! Because when the history comes, you won’t be here! The threat of history never forgives you is a useless threat!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If somebody would stop you, you could show the papers and a big smile, with the makeup still on, and it worked. I know I was scared and worried about it, but it never stopped me.
– Barbara Ledermann
If someone betrays you once, it's his fault If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.
– Unknown
If someone betrays you once, it's their fault; if they betray you twice, it's your fault.
– Eleanor Roosevelt
If someone breaks your heart, forgive them. For they have helped you leard an important lesson on who you open your heart to.
– Unknown
If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him to account. If someone makes a promise, see that it is kept If you have to be a pest, then be one, and be proud of it.
– Donald G. Smith
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
– Pope John Paul I
If someone hates you, don’t let them find you hateful.
– Vikrant Parsai
If someone is blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?
– Ross Perot
If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. -- John F. Kennedy (to Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr.), 1962.
– John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which made the sure test sure.
– Author Unknown
If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks.
– Steve Pavlina, How to Win an Argument, 08-31-05
If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell, you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable to assume that professional soldiers would go on wearing armor that kept them from fighting and second, if this theory is in line with what you know of the heavily armored men of your personal acquaintance.
– Niccola Sebastiani
If someone tells you who they are, believe them.
– Maya Angelou
If someone told me it wasn't 'fashionable' to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, 'Okay, YOU TELL ME what's fashionable'.' But he won't. And you know why Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that. You have to be friendly and say, 'By the way, what's fashionable'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
– Antoine De Saint-Exupery
If someone wants to give you something, you shouldn't take that away from them.
– Leslie Miklosy
If someone whom you lent money and won’t pay you back will always hate you.
– Vikrant Parsai
If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.
– Dorothy Gilman
If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.
– Robert Joseph Bob Dole
If something is not broke, don't fix it
– Michael (Mikey-D) Discenza
If something looks difficult, it is more fantastic to do it! Stay away from the easy things!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
– Norman Augustine
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out
– Will Rogers
If suffer we must, let's suffer on the heights.
– Victor Hugo
If that vital spark that we find in a grain of wheat can pass unchanged through countless deaths and resurrections, will the spirit of man be unable to pass from this body to another?
– William Jennings Bryan
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
– Stanley Garn
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
– Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost 100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
– Robert X Cringely
If the automobile had followed the same development cyclee as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
– Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld
If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!
– Friedrich Nietzsche, "Human, All Too Human" page 87, #120.
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
– Matthew 1514 Bible
If the book we are reading does not wake us, as with a fist hammering on our skulls, then why do we read it Good God, we also would be happy if we had no books and such books that make us happy we could, if need be, write ourselves. What we must have are those books that come on us like ill fortune, like the death of one we love better than ourselves, like suicide. A book must be an ice axe to break the sea frozen inside us.
– Franz Kafka
If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon follow.
– Saudi Proverb
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but I'd try to find some excuse to leave early.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If the children already born each have only two children themselves ... in twenty-seven to thirty-five years the population of the world will double.
– Robert H Bork
If the clock didn’t have the hands, it would be useless.
– Vikrant Parsai
If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
– Arthur Koestler
If the day and the night are such that you greet them with with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, more elastic, more starry, more immortal--that is your success.
– Henry David Thoreau
If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic.
– Thomas Szasz
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?
– Mark Twain
If the Devil is an evil computer, who the hell programmed it? Who is the Dr. Frankestein of this abominable character?
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.
– Isaac Asimov
If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.
– William Blake
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
– Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
– Doug Larson
If the estimate of the House Committee on Foreign Affairs is correct, then Russia has lost the cold war in western Europe.
– Walter Lippmann
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
– Albert Einstein
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
– Yogi Berra
If the friendship of the good be interrupted, their minds admit of no long change; as when the stalks of a lotus are broken the filaments within them are more visibly cemented.
– The Hitopadesa
If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within him, he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul.
– Kahlil Gibran
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it.
– Fred Allen
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
– Samuel Butler
If the heart wanders or is distracted, bring it back to the point quite gently and replace it tenderly in its Master's presence. And even if you did nothing during the whole of your hour but bring your heart back and place it again in Our Lord's presence, though it went away every time you brought it back, your hour would be very well employed.
– Francis de Sales
If the heart wanders or is distracted, bring it back to the point quite gently and replace it tenderly in its Master's presence. And even if you did nothing during the whole of your hour but bring your heart back and place it again in Our Lord's presence, though it went away every time you brought it back, your hour would be very well employed.
– Francis de Sales
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
– Emerson Pugh
If the individual, or heretic, gets hold of some essential truth, or sees some error in the system being practiced, he commits so many marginal errors himself that he is worn out before he can establish his point.
– Ezra Pound
If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me
– Marilyn Ferguson
If the knocking at the door is loud and long, it is not opportunity, it is your relatives.
– Vikrant Parsai
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the length of your life is much shorter than the story of your life, this means that you have lived your life so fully!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved.
– George Bernard Shaw
If the lions would start telling stories to their children, the hunter can’t beat them.
– Vikrant Parsai
If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen.
– Sam James Ervin, Jr.
If the misery of our poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
– Charles Darwin, Voyage of the Beagle
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
– Charles Robert Darwin
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
– Bill Cosby
If the objects who serve us feel ecstacy, they are much more often concerned with themselves than with us, and our own enjoyment is consequently impaired. The idea of seeing another person experience the same pleasure reduces one to a kind of equality which spoils the unutterable charms that come from despotism.
– Marquis de Sade
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
– Meister Eckhart
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
– Meister Eckhart
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is thank you, that would suffice.
– Meister Eckhart
If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you,' that would suffice.
– Johannes Meister Eckhart
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
– Abraham Maslow
If the painter works directly from nature, he ultimately looks for nothing but momentary effects he does not try to compose, and soon he gets monotonous.
– Auguste Renoir
If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son, then history need not have bothered to go on, and the world has wasted a great deal of time.
– Russell Hoban
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
– Jimmy Buffett
If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through the dust no matter how thick.
– Bob Dylan
If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought.
– Dante Alighieri
If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place.
– Aldous Huxley
If the programmer can simulate a construct faster then the compiler can implement the construct itself, then the compiler writer has blown it badly.
– Guy L. Steele Jr., Tartan Laboratories
If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One... I am become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds.
– J. Robert Oppenheimer, Quoting "The Bhagavad Gita",Alamogordo, New Mexico, 1945
If the radiance of a thousand sunsWere to burst at once into the skyThat would be like the splendor of the Mighty one --I am become Death,The shatterer of Worlds.
– Hindu Spiritual
If the reality is not ideal, resist and refuse the reality and change it no matter how strong it is!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.
– James Baldwin
If the Revolution has the right to destroy bridges and art monuments whenever necessary, it will stop still less from laying its hand on any tendency in art which, no matter how great its achievement in form, threatens to disintegrate the revolutionary environment or to arouse the internal forces of the Revolution, that is, the proletariat, the peasantry and the intelligentsia, to a hostile opposition to one another. Our standard is, clearly, political, imperative and intolerant.
– Leon Trotsky
If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living.
– Jewish Proverb
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.
– Jewish Proverb
If the riches of the Indies, or the crowns of all the kingdom of Europe, were laid at my feet in exchange for my love of reading, I would spurn them all.
– Francois Fenelon
If the road is beautiful, walk the road slowly; be a turtle, be a snail and even better than this: Stop walking; live the road fully!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin they would never have found time to conquer the world.
– Heinrich Heine
If the rose is beautiful flower, it is also because it opens itself. (Si la rose est belle fleur, C'est aussi parce qu'elle s'ouvre)
– Charles de LEUSSE
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be long before the beard is, by its luxuriant growth, pretending to be the head.
– Hakim Jami
If the sea turned to honey, the poor would lose their spoon.
– Vikrant Parsai
If the secret of being a bore is to tell all, the secret of pleasing is to say just enough to be --not understood, but divined.
– Remy de Gourmont
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
– Assyrian Proverb
If the truth be known, most successes are built on a multitude of failures.
– Author Unknown
If the truth doesn't save us, what does that say about us
– Lois McMaster Bujold
If the truth is with you, let anything else be against you! You will win! If the truth is not with you but everything else is on your side, it doesn’t matter, you will lose!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the truth is with you, no power can knock you down!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the truth will come out only in the darkness, then let the lights go off!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the universe has an end, it means we are captive fishes in an aquarium! If it has no end, we are lost sheep in the eternal darkness!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the view is very beautiful, do not sit and watch; go to the view, be in the view!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If The Way is made clear, it is no longer The Way.
– Chuang Tzu
If the weather is sunny, it is good; if the weather is rainy, it is good; if it is foggy, it is good; if it is stormy, it is good; if it is damn cold, it is good; if it is damn hot, it is good! With a positive attitude of mind, all becomes good!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: "It seemed a good idea at the time."
– Dame Rebecca West
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
– Latin Proverb
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
– Peter Ustinov
If the world stops spinning we will all fall off
– JellyBean
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
– Rita Mae Brown
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
– Rita Mae Brown
If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world, and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
– E. B. White
If the world were perfect, then I would not exist.
– Gavriil Stiharul
If the young only knew; if the old only could.
– French Proverb
If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
– Ezra Bowen
If there are no limitations to effort.... capability is unlimited.
– Siddharth Astir
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions
– Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
– Scott Adams
If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart.
– Jesse Louis Jackson
If there are only you and the music in the room, it means that there are two persons in the room! Music is a live being!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
– Robert South
If there be any truer message of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
– Robert South
If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt.
– William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 1 scene 1
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here and there a patch of snow, Dirtier than the ground below, Dribbles down a marshy flood Ankle-deep you stick in mud In the meadows while you sing, This is Spring.
– Christopher Pearce Cranch
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here and there a patch of snow, Dirtier than the ground below, Dribbles down a marshy flood; Ankle-deep you stick in mud In the meadows while you sing, "This is Spring."
– Christopher Pearce Cranch, A Spring Growl
If there has been any crime, it must be prosecuted. If there has been any property of the United States illegally transferred or leased, it must be recovered. I propose to employ special counsel of high rank drawn from both political parties to bring such actions for the enforcement of the law. Counsel will be instructed to prosecute these cases in the courts so that if there is any guilt it will be punished; if there is any civil liability it will be enforced; if there is any fraud it will be revealed; and if there are any contracts which are illegal they will be canceled. Every law will be enforced. And every right of the people and the Government will be protected.
– Calvin Coolidge
If there is a rotten government in a democracy, the main reason for this is that there is a rotten majority over there!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there is a sin against life, it consist perhaps not so much in despairing of life as hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. Albert Camus
– Albert Camus
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.
– Albert Camus
If there is a strong will, there will always be a path even in the middle of precipices!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there is another world, he lives in bliss. If there is none, he made the best of this.
– Robert Burns
If there is any country on earth where the course of true love may be expected to run smooth, it is America.
– Harriet Martineau
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machine, does not choose to know how the machine got there or what makes his job possible, and proclaims that the management of the undertaking is parasitical and unneccessary.
– Ayn Rand
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it not the age of Revolution when the old and the new stand side by side...when the glories of the old can be compensated by the rich possibilities of the new era This time...is a very good one...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
If there is anything more dangerous to the life of the mind than having no independent commitment to ideas, it is having an excess of commitment to some special and constricting idea.
– Richard Hofstadter
If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance.
– Abraham Lincoln
If there is anything that keeps the mind open to angel visits, and repels the ministry of evil, it is pure human love.
– N. P. Willis
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
– Bill Vaughan
If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
– Carl Gustav Jung
If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world.
– Chinese Proverb
If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
– Loren
If there is moonlight outside, don’t stay inside! If there is candle inside, don’t stay outside! Moments of romanticism are too valuable to be missed!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there is no adventure in your life, it is as if you live no life! Adventure is the real soul of man; without it, He is a stub!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there is no crisis in your country, don't worry, the government will create one.
– Vikrant Parsai
If there is no gardener there is no garden.
– Stephen R. Covey, First things First
If there is no God, everything is permitted.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
– Art Hoppe
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
– Art Hoppe
If there is no sovereignty - There is no Zionism!
– Naftali Bennett
If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, and it may be both moral and physical, but it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will.
– Frederick Douglass
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.
– Frederick Douglas
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet renounce controversy are people who want crops without ploughing the ground.
– Frederick Douglass 1817-1895
If there is no wind, row.
– Latin Proverb
If there is one basic element in our Constitution, it is civilian control of the military.
– Harry S. Truman
If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always a dozen good reasons for doing nothing.
– John le Carre
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
– Teena Booth
If there is something to gain and nothing to lose by asking, by all means ask!
– W. Clement Stone
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
– Michel de Montaigne
If there is to be any peace it will come through being, not having.
– Henry Miller
If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for sure is that Hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix...
– Hunter S. Thompson, Generation of Swine
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage. They're just not ready.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If there was a bridge between the Sun and the Earth, that would be a wonderful road to hell!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.
– Lance Armstrong
If there was a little shine of gold on the moon, the mankind would have been to the moon even in the 19th century!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it.
– Lawana Blackwell
If there were 'intelligence flu', there would be so many people walking around in the damn cold weather, hoping to be contaminated by that flu!..
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there were a verb meaning "to believe falsely," it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.
– Ludwig Wittgenstein
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
– Bertrand Russell
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
– Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
If there were no God, the Government wouldn’t take too much time to take the position.
– Vikrant Parsai
If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
– G. K. Chesterton
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
– George Moore
If there were no mirrors .... we would always look down on ourselves
– Siddharth Astir
If there were no mountains, humanity would be much lazier! Challenges make people hardworking!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
– Marlon Brando
If there's delight in love, 'Tis when I see that heart, which others bleed for, bleed for me.
– William Congreve
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'bag.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
– Hugh Elliott
If they are ignorant, they are despised, if learned, mocked. In love they are reduced to the status of courtesans. As wives they are treated more as servants than as companions. Men do not love them: they make use of them, they exploit them, and expect, in that way, to make them subject to the law of fidelity.
– George Sand
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
– Muhammad Ali
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
– William Carlos Williams
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
– Juan Ramon Jiminez
If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
– Vance Havner
If they offer giving you a willpower or a thousand ways, choose the willpower, because with it, you can create a million ways!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.
– Book of Proverbs
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
– Abraham Lincoln
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
– Abraham Lincoln
If this is dying, then I don't think much of it.
– Lytton Strachey
If this universe is the House of God, then I must say it is quite a dark house despite several hundred billion suns!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.
– William Shakespeare, "Twelfth Night", Act 3 scene 4
If this world affords true happiness, it is to be found in a home where love and confidence increase with the years, where the necessities of life come without severe strain, where luxuries enter only after their cost has been carefully considered.
– A. Edward Newton
If this world were what it seems it should be, it is clear that it would be impossible for one man to enslave another.
– Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as candle making industry threatened.
– Newt Gingrich
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
– Rush Limbaugh
If those gentlemen would let me alone I should be much obliged to them. I would say, as Shakespeare would say... Sweet Friend, for Jesus sake forbear.
– Thomas Carlyle
If those who are the enemies of innocent amusements had the direction of the world, they would take away the spring, and youth, the former from the year, the latter from human life.
– Honoré de Balzac
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
– Thomas Fuller
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
– Thomas Fuller
If thou art a man, speak not much about thine own manliness, for not every champion driveth the ball to the goal.
– Sa?di
If thou be rich, strive to command thy money, lest it command thee.
– Francis Quarles
If thou desire not to be poor, desire not to be too rich. He is rich, not that possesses much, but he that covets no more; and he is poor, not that enjoys little, but he that wants too much. The contented mind wants nothing which it hath not; the covetous mind wants, not only what it hath not, but likewise what it hath.
– Francis Quarles
If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud heart, as it loves none but itself, is beloved of none but itself. Humility enforces where neither virtue, nor strength, nor reason can prevail.
– Francis Quarles
If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy honor be safer, better and cheaper.
– Francis Quarles
If thou desirest ease in this life, keep thy secrets undisclosed, like the modest rosebud. Take warning from that lovely flower, which, by expanding its hitherto hidden beauties when in full bloom, gives its leaves and its happiness to the winds.
– Persian
If thou desirest that the pure in heart should praise thee, lay aside anger; be not a man of many words; and parade not thy virtues in the face of others.
– Firdausi
If thou intendest to do a good act, do it quickly, and then thou wilt excite gratitude; a favour if it be slow in being conferred causes ingratitude.
– Ausonius
If thou lackest knowledge, what hast thou then acquired? Hast thou acquired knowledge, what else dost thou want?
– The Talmud
If thou live according to nature, thou wilt never be poor if according to the opinions of the world, thou wilt never be rich.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
If thou shouldst find thy friend in the wrong reprove him secretly, but in the presence of company praise him.
– Arabic Proverb
If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do this often, soon would even this become great.
– Hesiod
If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are wrought by prayerThan this world dreams of.
– Alfred Lord Tennyson
If thou wilt make a man happy, add not unto his riches but take away from his desires.
– Epicurus
If thou wouldn't conquer thy weakness thou must not gratify it.
– William Penn
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
– Danish proverb
If thy garments be clean and thy heart be foul, thou needest no key to the door of hell.
– Sa?di
If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that thinks he can never speak enough, may easily speak too much. A full tongue and an empty brain are seldom parted.
– Francis Quarles
If time and energy can be put into a relationship, it can surely be wrecked in the same way.
– Caleb Steele
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
– Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it
– Steven Wright
If Today If you planted hope today In any hopeless heart If someone's burden was lighter Because you did your part, If you caused a laugh That chased some tears away If tonight your name is named When someone kneels to pray Then your day has been well spent.
– Unknown
If tomorrow will be the end of the world, I will spend my today by looking at the pictures of my past!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
– Lily Tomlin
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
– Lyndon B. Johnson
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
– Ernest Hemingway
If unjustified, ambition kills value, eats its own life, kills someone else's desire to fly, cuts their wings, sucks their air.
– Dejan Stojanovic
If vanilla is so widely accepted then why do they have 31 flavors? Normal is not the norm.
– Terpsichore Lindeman
If virtue precede us every step will be safe.
– Seneca
If warring is human, then why not declare a new kind of war: A waged War of education, love and friendship to win universal human well-being? I propose a brutal conflict against poverty, disease, ignorance, limitations. Imagine the troops, the regimens, the commanders, the soldiers, the discoveries, the heroes, the life! humanity and our planet, victors.
– Vanna Bonta
If we abide by the principles taught by the Bible, our country will go on prospering.
– Daniel Webster
If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to tell them that they loved them.
– Christopher Darlington Morley
If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.
– Orville Wright
If we are bound to forgive an enemy, we are not bound to trust him.
– Thomas Fuller
If we are given a chance to go back to our youth, we won’t go back, because we cannot give up our accumulated wisdom and we cannot give up things that belong to our time!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that I ever had anything to do with quantum theory.
– Erwin Schrodinger
If we are immortal it is a fact in nature, and we are not indebted to priests for it, nor to bibles for it, and it cannot be destroyed by unbelief.
– Robert Ingersoll, “What Must We Do To Be Saved?” (1880)
If we are in trouble we crave for freedom, and when we become free, we crave for trouble.
– Lakshmi Narasimman
If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We can stop doing and concentrate on being.
– Kathleen Norris
If we are on the outside, we assume a conspiracy is the perfect working of a scheme. Silent nameless men with unadorned hearts. A conspiracy is everything that ordinary life is not. It's the inside game, cold, sure, undistracted, forever closed off to us. We are the flawed ones, the innocents, trying to make some rough sense of the daily jostle. Conspirators have a logic and a daring beyond our reach. All conspiracies are the same taut story of men who find coherence in some criminal act.
– Don DeLillo
If we are strong, our strength will speak for itself. If we are weak, words will be of no help.
– John F. Kennedy
If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by my friends the murderers.
– Alphonse Karr
If we are to go forward, we must go back and rediscover those precious values -- that all reality hinges on moral foundations and that all reality has spiritual control.
– Martin Luther King Jr.
If we are to have magical bodies, we must have magical minds.
– Wayne Dyer
If we are to hope to correct our abuses of each other and of other races and of our land, and if our effort to correct these abuses is to be more than a political fad that will in the long run be only another form of abuse, then we are going to have to go far beyond public protest and political action. We are going to have to rebuild the substance and the integrity of private life in this country. We are going to have to gather up the fragments of knowledge and responsibility that we have parceled out to the bureaus and the corporations and the specialists, and we are going to have to put those fragments back together again in our own minds and in our families and households and neighborhoods...We need persons and households that do not have to wait upon organizations but can make necessary changes in themselves, on their own.
– Wendell Berry
If we are to judge of love by the consequences, it more nearly resembles hatred than friendship.
– La Rochefoucauld
If we are to teach real peace in this world, and if we are to carry on a real war against war, we shall have to begin with the children.
– Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.
– Samuel Butler
If we begin with certainties, we shall end in doubts but if we begin with doubts, and we are patient in them, we shall end in certainties.
– Francis Bacon
If we can ... get them to understand that saying 'no' to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success.
– John Van de Kamp
If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of fiddling with array indexes and worrying whether X is an integer or a real number, we can begin to focus on programming as a source of ideas.
– Harold Abelson
If we can not trust a freeman with his right to keep and bear arms, then how can we trust him with the right to vote. Surely the right of a freeman to vote has a much greater effect on our collective lives than does any individual's firearm. If one argues that the effect of any one freeman's vote is minimal, then why allow it in the first place To be armed is to secure one's right to representation.
– Thomas Mincher
If we can recognize that change and uncertainty are basic principles, we can greet the future and the transformation we are undergoing with the understanding that we do not know enough to be pessimistic.
– Hazel Henderson
If we can't stamp out literature in the country, we can at least stop its being brought in from outside.
– Evelyn Waugh
If we can, when we have established individual discipline, arrange the children, sending each one to his own place, in order, trying to make them understand the idea that thus placed they look well, and that it is a good thing to be thus placed in order, that it is a good and pleasing arrangement in the room, this ordered and tranquil adjustment of theirs -- then their remaining in their places, quiet and silent, is the result of a species of lesson, not an imposition. To make them understand the idea, without calling their attention too forcibly to the practice, to have them assimilate a principle of collective order -- that is the important thing.
– Maria Montessori
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it.
– Immanuel Hermass von Fichte
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
– Immanuel Hermann Fichte
If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If we could but paint with the hand what we see with the eye.
– Honoré de Balzac
If we could only share our hopes, our dreams, our disappointments, our fears, our achievements, and our discoveries.... the world would be a little kinder and a lot more forgiving.
– Robert Anthony, Great American Poets 2002
If we could predict the future, we would sit beside the God.
– Vikrant Parsai
If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility.
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
If we could see ourselves as others see us, we would never wish a second look.
– Vikrant Parsai
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
– Jimmy Buffett
If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater.
– Unknown
If we deny the thirst of love, we stand to lose the last known address of the stranger whithin us.
– Sorin Cerin
If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War.
– George Washington
If we did all the things we were capable of doing, We would literally astound ourselves.
– Thomas Alva Edison
If we did but know how little some enjoy of the great things that they possess, there would not be much envy in the world.
– Young
If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.
– Ross Perot
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged.
– Virginia
If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.
– William Feather
If we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?
– Wachowski Brothers, The Matrix Reloaded
If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something new.
– Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
If we do not learn and evolve from past events who will the public trust in the future?
– Mark V Cerney
If we do not learn from history, we shall be compelled to relive it. True. But if we do not change the future, we shall be compelled to endure it. And that could be worse.
– Alvin Toffler
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
– Francis Bacon
If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
– Dan Quayle
If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor.
– Henry Kissinger
If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.
– Virginia
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
– Professor Irwin Corey
If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living.
– Gail Sheehy
If we don't come apart; we will come apart.
– Vance Havner
If we don't know life, how can we know death
– Confucius
If we don't learn from the mistakes of others...we ought to make them ourselves
– Siddharth Astir
If we don't play God, who will?
– James D. Watson
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
– J Danforth Quayle
If we don't want to see the map of Central America covered in a sea of red, eventually lapping at our own borders, we must act now.
– Ronald Reagan
If we don’t fight we remain equals, if we do fight then one of us wins.
– Vikrant Parsai
If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
If we examine our thoughts, we shall find them always occupied with the past and the future.
– Blaise Pascal
If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.
– Sharon Salzberg
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember is not the ideals we were fighting for but the methods we used to accomplish them. These methods will be compared to the warfare of Genghis Khan who ruthlessly killed every last inhabitant of Persia.
– Hans Albrecht Bethe
If we get our information from the biblical material there is no doubt that the Christian life is a dancing, leaping, daring life.
– Eugene Peterson
If we glance at the most important revolutions in history, we see at once that the greatest number of these originated in the periodical revolutions of the human mind.
– Wilhelm von Humboldt
If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow or the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of that roar which is the other side of silence.
– George Eliot
If we had known everything in this universe, we would have had to find another universe to feed our curiosity, because what keeps alive man is the curiosity!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.
– Mark Twain
If we had more time for discussion, we should probably have made a great many more mistakes.
– Leon Trotsky
If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others.
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
– Anne Bradstreet
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
– Anne Bradstreet
If we had options in life..... there would never have been anything knows as destiny!!!
– Siddharth Astir
If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master.
– Michelangelo Buonarroti
If we have ethics, we will not need a code. The code is to regulate those who have no ethics.
– Lavinia Lloyd Dock
If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
– Arthur C. Clarke, The Exploration of Space, 1951
If we have need of a strong will in order to do good, it is still more necessary for us in order not to do evil.
– Mole
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
– Mother Theresa
If we have not quiet in our minds, outward comfort will do no more for us than a golden slipper on a gouty foot.
– John Bunyan
If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.
– Margaret Cho
If we have to tell Hollywood good-by, it may be with one of those tender, old-fashioned, seven-second kisses exchanged between two people of the opposite sex, with all their clothes on.
– Anita Loos
If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is.
– Joseph Addison
If we insist that public life be reserved for those whose personal history is pristine, we are not going to get paragons of virtue running our affairs. We will get the very rich, who contract out the messy things in life the very dull, who have nothing to hide and nothing to show and the very devious, expert at covering their tracks and ambitious enough to risk their discovery.
– Charles Krauthammer
If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.
– La Rochefoucauld
If we keep an open mind, too much is likely to fall into it.
– Natalie Clifford Barney
If we keep doing what we're doing, we're going to keep getting what we're getting.
– Stephen Covey
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it
– Albert Einstein
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
– Albert Einstein
If we let ourselves believe that man began with divine grace, that he forfeited this by sin, and that he can be redeemed only by divine grace through the crucified Christ, then we shall find peace of mind never granted to philosophers. He who cannot believe is cursed, for he reveals by his unbelief that God has not chosen to give him grace.
– Blaise Pascal
If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.
– Seneca, Epistles
If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such are the times.
– Saint Augustine
If we live, we live if we die, we die if we suffer, we suffer if we are terrified, we are terrified. There is no problem about it.
– Alan B. Watts
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits
– Carl Sagan
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?
– Carl Sagan
If we lose all our sweet memories, it means we are dead even if we are alive!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves.
– Author Unknown
If we never experience the chill of a dark winter, it is very unlikely that we will ever cherish the warmth of a bright summer’s day. Nothing stimulates our appetite for the simple joys of life more than the starvation caused by sadness or desperation.
– Anthon St Maarten
If we put the emphasis upon the right things, if we live the life that is worth while and then fail, we will survive all disasters, we will out-live all misfortune. We should be so well balanced and symmetrical, that nothing which could ever happen could throw us off our center, so that no matter what misfortune should overtake us, there would still be a whole magnificent man or woman left after being stripped of everything else.
– Orison Swett Marden
If we resist our passions, it is more from their weakness than from our strength.
– La Rochefoucauld
If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too much it is hard to withdraw and never can it be done so quickly as to hinder the harm of our success.
– Saint Francis de Sales
If we slide into one of those rare moments of military honesty, we realize that the technical demands of modern warfare are so complex a considerable percentage of our material is bound to malfunction even before it is deployed against a foe. We no longer waste manpower by carrying the flag into battle. Instead we need battalions of electronic engineers to keep the terrible machinery grinding.
– Ernest K. Gann, The Black Watch
If we stand by the eagle, fish will die; if we stand by the fish, eagle will die! This dilemma has been created by the random evolutionary process. There is no goodness, there is no justice and there is no intelligence in here. We are living in a primitive and flawed order.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If we survive danger it steels our courage more than anything else.
– Reinhold Niebuhr
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
– Maria Edgeworth
If we take in our hand any volume; of divinity or school metaphysics, for instance; let us ask, "Does it contain any abstract reasoning concerning quantity or number?" No. "Does it contain any experimental reasoning concerning matter of fact and existence?" No. Commit it then to the flames: for it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion.
– David Hume
If we take the route of the permanent handout, the American character will itself be impoverished. (Proposal to reform welfare programs)
– Richard Milhous Nixon
If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectfy manners, we must regulate all regulations and pastimes, all that is delightful to man.
– John Milton
If we value independence, if we are disturbed by the growing conformity of knowledge, of values, of attitudes, which our present system induces, then we may wish to set up conditions of learning which make for uniqueness, for self-direction, and for self-initiated learning.
– Carl R. Rogers
If we value so highly the dignity of life, how can we not also value the dignity of death No death may be called futile.
– Yukio Mishima
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a 1-foot chain.
– Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.
– Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being -- we can do it.
– Roosevelt, Eleanor
If we want a love message to be heard, it has to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.
– Mother Theresa
If we were faultless we should not be so much annoyed by the defects of those with whom we associate.
– Francois Fenelon
If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more than logical. We are human beings, and we have faith, and we have hope.
– Jacques Cousteau
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.
– Arthur Schopenhauer
If we were talking to you on your first day of physical experience, we could be of great advantage to you because we would say, “Welcome to planet Earth. There is nothing you cannot be or do or have. And your work here—your lifetime career—is to seek joy.
– Esther Hicks
If we were to be asked suddenly to give a definition of humility we would doubtless be greatly embarrassed.
– Edwin Holt Hughes
If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.
– George Aiken
If we wish to free ourselves from enslavement, we must choose freedom and the responsibility this entails.
– Leo Buscaglia
If we wish to know the force of human genius we should read Shakespeare. If we wish to see the insignificance of human learning we may study his commentators.
– William Hazlitt
If we work upon marble, it will perish if we work upon brass, time will efface it if we rear temples, they will crumble into dust but if we work upon immortal minds and instill into them just principles, we are then engraving that upon tablets which no time will efface, but will brighten and brighten to all eternity.
– Daniel Webster
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own.
– Charlotte Bronte
If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then I will never know happiness. For I am possessed by a fever for knowledge, experience, and creation.
– Anais Nin
If what we said cannot go beyond the century we live in, it means that we have said nothing. Let us say something for all the centuries!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If what we think of ourselves were true, the planet would overflow with geniuses. They blossomed; they did not talk about blossoming. They grew; they did not talk about growing.
– Dejan Stojanovic
If what you have done is unjust, you have not succeeded.
– Thomas Carlyle
If what you seek is Truth, there is one thing you must have above all else..an unremitting readiness to admit you may be wrong.
– Anthony de Mello
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score
– Vince Lombardi
If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn rounds out to be reflection. It's a time of year when the leaves are down and the harvest is in and the perennials are gone. Mother Earth just closed up the drapes on another year and it's time to reflect on what's come before.
– Mitchell Burgess
If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close and not communicate it, I would refuse the gift.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even ask the price.
– Author Unknown
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
– James Halliwell
If with a stranger thou discourse, first learn, By strictest observation, to discern If he be wiser than thyself, if so, Be dumb, and rather choose by him to know; But if thyself perchance the wiser be, Then do thou speak, that he may learn by thee.
– Randolph
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
– Plato
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
– Aristotle Onassis
If women understood and exercised their power they could remake the world.
– Emily Taft Douglas
If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.
– Haitian Proverb
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
– Nancy Drew
If worse comes to worst, I say clearly — a soldier must follow military orders.
– Naftali Bennett
If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should not grow old.
– James Abram Garfield
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
– Irvin S. Cobb
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

– John McCrae, "In Flanders Fields"
If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
– John McCrae
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you and may posterity forget that ye were once our countrymen.
– Samuel Adams
If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you will hear it. My advice to you concerning applause is this enjoy it but never quite believe it.
– Robert Montgomery
If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you will hear it. My advice to you concerning applause is this; enjoy it but never quite believe it.
– Robert Montgomery
If you add a little to a little and do this often, soon the little will become great.
– Hesiod
If you ain't never pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
– Meldrick Lewis
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
– Katharine Hepburn
If you always give You will always have.
– Chinese Proverb
If you apply the "Trial and Error" method to most of your work, the gorillas can do it better. The human mind must be more than that.
– Woody Haldrugold
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
– Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog, you have to bark! Know who you are and really be that person in every word and action.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are a fish, stay away from the fishhook; if you are a lover, stay away from the suspicion.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are a good student of life, wisdom becomes your rain, falling heavily on your mind!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are a guillotine producer, watch out your head; because wickedness is a boomerang.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
– Assyrian Proverb
If you are a lighthouse, you cannot hide yourself; if you hide yourself, you cannot be a lighthouse!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are a member of a religion which has violence, killings and invading other countries in its history, it is a great shame! Leave it! If a religion is peaceful and innocent, you can never find violence in its history! No good faith carries sword!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are a real perfectionist, you can’t finish any job! We, the mortals, we don’t have enough time to be perfectionist! Perfectionism is the art of immortals!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are a sparrow, don't attack the eagle; be wise! If you are an eagle, don't attack the sparrow; be just!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are a student, try to be a teacher; if you are a teacher, try to be a student!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.
– Ausonius
If you are a very intelligent person, you will see this: All the realities in the universe can be changed!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are afraid of the sunlight, you ain’t a good man!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are after truth, leave your cave!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are after truth, let your shadow be the only shadow around you! Stay away from the crowds!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are alive and healty, you must know that this is your greatest success and your greatest chance in life! Celebrate this success with all your heart, with all your gratitude!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are always looking at the sky, you will never discover anything on the ground.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are an author and give one of your books to a member of the upper class, you must never expect him to read it.
– Paul Fussell
If you are an egg seller, you should never start a fight in the market.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are an executioner, don't expect to have a friend closer than a gallows!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are better than all others, then you are greater than all those.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are close to a precipice, go away a bit; if you are far from it, come close a bit! Enjoy the safety, enjoy the view! Without safety, it is dangerous; without view, it is dull! Life is an art of adjusting the distances!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are competing with slaves, then you are a slave yourself.
– Bryant McGill
If you are content, you have enough to live comfortably.
– Plautus
If you are dependant on others, then you must make friends with the dog.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
– Marcus Aelius Aurelius
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
– Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
– Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
– Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating.
– Leigh Hunt
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, give her the benefit of the doubt.
– Thomas Carlyle
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
– Thomas Carlyle
If you are faced with an unpleasant person or situation that you can do nothing about, bless the situation. Bless the person and know and believe some good will come from it. . . . All of us have seen good come out of disaster . . . the 'blessing in disguise.' When you expect good to come from negativity, it will. What you think about, you bring about.
– Joyce Duco
If you are going to die, you will die in the dark even if you have candle business.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
– Leo C. Rosten
If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
– Leo Rosten
If you are good at in the art of finding consolation, it means that you have the best medicine after the disasters.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are good at playing cards then you know how and when to discard your opponent.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are good, they say you are weak.
– Dejan Stojanovic
If you are happy, don't analyse your happiness, don't ask questions and don't even think about it; just live it to the fullest!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are honest, you are in the minority; if you are clever, you are in the minority; if you do not believe in any religious craps, you are in the minority! If you are not in the herd, you are in the minority! What a glorious privilege to be in this kind of minorities!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are idle, be not solitary if you are solitary be not idle.
– Samuel Johnson
If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle.
– Samuel Johnson
If you are idle, be not solitary; if you are solitary be not idle.
– Samuel Johnson
If you are in a deep dark well with no rope to climb, hold on to the hope, because it is also a strong rope!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are in a game and you always win, then remember it is not a game.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are in a position to give direction to the masses, check your direction thousand times to be sure that it is the correct one!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are in a remote desert island, let your best hope be your own efforts to build a ship instead of waiting for a ship to appear among the fogs!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off reading some other book.
– Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning
If you are left alone never mind. For, you will end up realizing/utilizing the real you in you i.e. your hidden/God-given potentials.
– Emeasoba George
If you are living in a beautiful house surrounded by beautiful environment, you know not where to stay, inside or outside?
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company.
– Jean-Paul Sartre
If you are looking for a fly in your food it means that you are not hungry.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are looking for a friend without a flaw, you will never find one.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are looking for happiness, then you know nothing about it at all.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are losing your leisure, look out You are losing your soul.
– Logan Pearsall Smith
If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him.
If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.

– Sun-Tzu
If you are no trouble to your children now, they will be a trouble to you when they grow up.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.
– Winston Churchhill
If you are not afraid of rising, you will see that wings start growing in your body!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are not afraid of the voices inside you, you will not fear the critics outside you.
– Natalie Goldberg
If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to win.
– Walter Reuther
If you are not celebrated never mind. Just endeavour to do what is worthy of celebration like living for others.
– Emeasoba George
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
– Donald H. Rumsfeld
If you are not different from others very distinctively, you are not different from others at all!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are not discovered yet by the people, that is good, you can work better; if you are discovered already by the people, that is good, you can share your work better! It is good to be in the shadow, it is good to be in the light!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.
– Taisen Deshimaru
If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.
– Lord Chesterfield
If you are not leaning, no one will let you down.
– Robert Anthony
If you are not lucky enough, you can’t reach the future! You might be very intelligent, you might be very talented and a very good planner, but you still need ‘luck’ to reach tomorrow, you still need to be lucky to reach the future!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are not rising with ethichs, you will sink with every rise!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are not the member of any religion, it means that you are the member of truth!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
– Fran Lebowitz
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
– Albert Einstein
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
– Chinese Proverb
If you are planning for a year, sow rice if you are planning for a decade, plant trees if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.
– Chinese Proverb
If you are poor, shun association with him who measures men with the yardstick of riches.
– Kahlil Gibran
If you are possessed by an idea, you find it expressed everywhere, you even smell it.
– Thomas Mann
If you are prepared, then you are able to feel confident.
– Robert J. Ringer
If you are rich, you speak the truth if you are poor, your words are but lies.
– Chinese Proverb
If you are ruled by mind you are a king; if by body, a slave.
– Cato, Roman statesman and historian
If you are satisfied emotionally and substantially you will bear all life nightmares, but if you are poor emotionally and substantially your life will be merely a nightmare.
– Fefe
If you are still being hurt by an event that happened to you at twelve, it is the thought that is hurting you now.
– James Hillman
If you are strong enough, you can enjoy even in the middle of a storm!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are stuck only at your culture, you will miss thousands of good things in other cultures; and more importantly, you will miss many truths!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
– Mother Theresa
If you are sure of tomorrow, there is no fool greater than you!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are talented, don't sit in the darkness, light a candle so that others can see you.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract -- teach him to deduct.
– Fran Lebowitz
If you are unknown, you can work better! Deserted soils of the mountains create the most beautiful flowers!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.
– Homer
If you are what you should be, you will set the whole world ablaze.
– St. Catherine of Sienna
If you are wondering you are not living.If you are going to die you will wonder.
– Harrys Mitrogeorgos
If you are working to succeed, bear it in mind that many people who aspired to be like you didn't reach their destination.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
– Vince Lombardi
If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.
– Barbara De Angelis
If you aren't happy with your life, change things until you are... if you can't change something, change your attitude about it.
– Ingrid Weir
If you aren't working to build your team up, then you're part of what's tearing it down.
– Jacinda Santora, aka Nikki Trixx
If you ask a dumb question, you’ll get a dumb answer…or would you rather me be the only one standing there looking intelligent.
– Vanese Henley
If you ask a member of this generation two simple questions: How do you want the world to be in fifty years? and What do you want your life to be like five years from now? the answers are quite often preceded by Provided there is still a world and Provided I am still alive. To the often-heard question, Who are they, this new generation? one is tempted to answer, Those who hear the ticking. And to the other question, Who are they who utterly deny them? the answer may well be, Those who do not know, or refuse to face, things as they really are.
– Hannah Arendt
If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud.
– Emile Zola
If you aspire to the highest place it is no disgrace to stop at the second, or even the third.
– Marcus Tullius Cicero
If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at second, or even the third place.
– Cicero
If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at the second, or even the third, place.
– Cicero
If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves, and truth in your mind, you not only benefit by their presence but also bring them to others, to your family and friends, and to all those whose destiny draws across your path that day.
– Unknown
If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it, then what you are undergoes a transformation.”
– Jiddu Krishnamurti
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
– Japanese Proverb
If you believe in existence, you will refuse to be a hero!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you believe in something, no proof is necessary. If you don't, none is sufficient.
– Unknown
If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.
– Dale Carnegie
If you believe that discrimination exists, it will.
– Anthony D'Angelo
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
– Lord Salisbury
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
– Lord Salisbury
If you believe you can, you probably can. If you believe you won't, you most assuredly won't. Belief is the ignition switch that gets you off the launching pad.
– Denis Watley
If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you've got imagination, you don't need stuff thrown out for you in a blueprint, you don't face facts -- what can stop you If I don't make it today, I'll come in tomorrow.
– Ruth Gordon
If you board the wrong train, it's no use running along the corridor in the other direction.
– Dietrich Bonhoeffer
If you bow at all, bow low.
– Chinese Proverb
If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters.
– Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
If you burn a bridge be prepared to swim.
– Terpsichore Lindeman
If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.
– J. Paul Getty
If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man.
– J. Paul Getty
If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
– Julie-Jeanne-Eleonore de Lespinasse
If you can be Kind in the Land of Rudeness, you can be King in the Land of Kindness.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can be kind to people, you will be a genius in this world.
– Bryant McGill
If you can be thankful of what you've got & never worried of what you don't have. Then, God will be moved to give you all that you're lacking.
– Emeasoba George
If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it.
– Ronnie Lott
If you can bow in front of the justice at the height of your power, it means that you are really a just person!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
– J. Paul Getty
If you can deceive the Devil, you can no longer call yourself as human!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can dream it, you can do it.
– Walt Disney
If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run— Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And—you'll be a Man, my son!
– Rudyard Kipling
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
– Frank A. Clark
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
– Bill Cosby
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
– Mo Udall
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so hold on when there is nothing in you except the will which says to them 'Hold on'
– Rudyard Kipling
If you can get rid of limitations off your mind. Then, you will surely/sooner or later break the shackles of limitations and as well go to many places in your lifetime.
– Emeasoba George
If you can get up when you are down, you don't notice that everyone around you was down, for it is only when you are down you notice others are up.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
– Bruce Barton
If you can hide love and a cough, then I say you can hide your ignorance too.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you can imagine anything, then you can create it as well. Oh! Yes, you can. But, when you eventually create it, endeavour to share it with those that need it.
– Emeasoba George
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
If you can dream it, you can become it.

– William Arthur Ward
If you can imagine it,You can achieve it.If you can dream it,You can become it.
– William Arthur Ward
If you can impress any man with an absorbing conviction of the supreme importance of some moral or religious doctrine if you can make him believe that those who reject that doctrine are doomed to eternal perdition if you then give that man power, and by means of his ignorance blind him to the ulterior consequences of his own act,-he will infallibly persecute those who deny his doctrine.
– Henry Thomas Buckle
If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
– Jean Kerr
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too . . . If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same . . . Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it.
– Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
– Jean Kerr
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
– Robert Orben
If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.
– Carolyn Kenmore
If you can live the beauty of the misty mornings, you are the king, you are the queen!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can make your name and your works very famous and at the same time can succeed in making yourself much unknown, you are definitely the most intelligent celebrity!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can not find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it Dogen Belief consists in accepting the affirmations of the soul unbelief, denying them.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you can perceive beauty, then for you the world is a beautiful place. And you are going to make it better.
– Ralph Judson Smith
If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
– Chris Evert
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
– Anonymous teacher
If you can remain as an atheist in a falling plane, then it means you are a real atheist!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren't really there.
– Paul Kantner
If you can sit and listen then your ready to learn.
– Meylin D. Bojorge
If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying
– Shantideva
If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
– Shantideva
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
– Lin Yutang
If you can teach your child to be compassionate and to be ethical, you will be the greatest teacher!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can tell me how to win a war without getting ships sunk and people killed, I would like to know about it.
– William F. Halsey
If you can walk you can dance, if you can talk you can sing.
– Zimbabwean Proverb
If you can't accept losing, you can't win.
– Vince Lombardi
If you can't be funny, be interesting.
– Harold Ross
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
– George Carlin
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
– Anonymous
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
– Yiddish Proverb
If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.
– W. Edwards Deming
If you can't do what you want, do what you can.
– Lois McMaster Bujold
If you can't excel with talent, triumph with effort.
– Weinbaum
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
– Albert Einstein
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
– Mother Teresa
If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.
– Unknown
If you can't go over, you must go under.
– Jewish Proverb
If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
– George E. Woodberry
If you can't ignore an insult, top it if you can't top it, laugh it off and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
– J. Russel Lynes
If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.
– American Proverb
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
– Erma Bombeck
If you can't return a favor, pass it on.
– Louise Brown
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
– Dale Carnegie
If you can't solve it, it's not a problem--it's reality.
– Barbara Colorose
If you can't stand a little sacrifice and you can't stand a trip across the desert with limited water, we're never going to straighten this country out.
– Ross Perot
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
– Harry S Truman
If you can't think of the right word to say, make one up.
– Tom Zegan
If you can't write freely and if you can't speak freely in your country, you can be sure that you are living in a very primitive country!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them.
– The Dalai Lama
If you cannot be open minded, then you do not possess your ideas, your ideas possess you.
– Bryant McGill
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
– Harry S Truman
If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.
– Marvin
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
– George Bernard Shaw
If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it.
– Frank Tyger
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.
– James Barrie
If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.
– Kahlil Gibran
If you can’t control it, you will be the toy of your own mind!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you can’t forgive yourself, I am sure you can’t forgive anyone else.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
– Anonymous
If you choose not to decide -- you still have made a choice
– Neil Peart
If you choose not to decide -- you still have made a choice!
– Neil Peart
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
– Rush (the band), "Freewill"
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm...
– Jim Zelenka
If you come to a fork in the road. Pick it up and throw it away.
– Paul Hames
If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.
– Thomas Fuller
If you commit a crime, you're guilty.
– Rush Limbaugh
If you complain about the taste of food, it means you are not hungry.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their growth is assisted by education and cultivation.
– Xenophon
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
– Jennifer Jones
If you could have walked on the planet before humans lived here, maybe the Ivory Coast would have seemed more beautiful than La Côte d'Azur.
– Dejan Stojanovic
If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny.
– André Maurois
If you cry 'Forward' you must without fail make plain in what direction to go. Don't you see that if, without doing so, you call out the word to both a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in directions precisely opposite
– Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you deliberately plan on being less than you are capable of being, then I warn you that you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life.
– Abraham Maslow
If you design a future that inspires others as much as it inspires you, the world will conspire to make it happen.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you despise the mountains you have climbed, you are not welcomed by the mountains you have not yet climbed!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience.
– John Cage
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
– Sam Levenson
If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you keep them secret, and give them to the poor, then that is better still for you and this wipes off from you some of your evil deeds.
– Koran
If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you keep them secret, and give them to the poor, then that is better still for you; and this wipes off from you some of your evil deeds.
– Koran, (c. 651 AD)
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure.
– Dietrich Bonhoeffer
If you do good, people may accuse you of selfish motives. Do good anyway.
– Mother Theresa
If you do good, you may forget it; but if you do ill, you will always remember it.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you do goodness, do it in the name of goodness, not in the name of a religion! All goodnesses should be nameless!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
– Napolean Hill
If you do not enter inside, what use the door to heaven can have?
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you do not feel ashamed of anything, then you can do whatever you like.
– Prophet Mohammad, Abu-Masud: Bukhari
If you do not feel the bitter cold inside you when you look at the poor trembling out of cold, it means you are lack of compassion; in other words, you are lack of everything!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you do not feel yourself growing in your work and your life broadening and deepening, if your task is not a perpetual tonic to you, you have not found your place.
– Orison Swett Marden
If you do not have the concept of distance, you may reach an unreachable place!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you do not honor your parents, your children will not honor you.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you do not know history, you will not understand geogrpahy.
– Abderrahman Hassi
If you do not like a certain behavior in others, look within yourself to find the roots of what discomforts you.
– Bryant McGill
If you do not like an idea, challenge it with a better one!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you do not read and listen to the opposite ideas, you can always remain a stupid person! Opposite ideas, however contrary they may sound, are your greater chances on the way to truth!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
– Virginia
If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.
– John Galsworthy
If you do not want to work in the heat, you will have to starve in the cold.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
– Epictetus
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
– Epictetus
If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens.
– Fay Weldon
If you do what you always did you will always remain what you are.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.
– Tony Robbins
If you do, it's too little. Just being will do.
– Peter P. van Oosterum
If you don't accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained to a position of defense.
– Holly Lisle
If you don't appreciate it, you don't deserve it.
– Terry Josephson
If you don't ask the right questions, you don't get the right answers. A question asked in the right way often points to its own answer. Asking questions is the ABC of diagnosis. Only the inquiring mind solves problems.
– Edward Hodnett
If you don't ask why this often enough, somebody will ask why you
– Tom Hirshfield
If you don't become star of sky, try to become candle of your home.
– Irfan ah.allayee
If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news
– Douglas Noel Adams
If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?
– Dr. Robert Anthony
If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
– John Allston
If you don't drive your business you will be driven out of business.
– B. C. Forbes
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
– Unknown
If you don't go far enough back in memory or far enough ahead in hope, your future will be impoverished.
– Ed Lindeman
If you don't go fishing because you thought it might rain you will never go fishing. This applies to more than fishing.
– Gary Sow
If you don't go out there and die for something, i'll kill you for nothing
– Team Starkid
If you don't have a sensation of apprehension when you set out to find a story and a swagger when you sit down to write it, you are in the wrong business.
– A. M. Rosenthal
If you don't have answers, invent them.
– Brady Brim-DeForest
If you don't have any fight in you, you might as well be dead.
– Scott Caan
If you don't have solid beliefs you cannot build a stable life. Beliefs are like the foundation of a building, and they are the foundation to build your life upon.
– Alfred A. Montapert
If you don't have the courage to walk alone others will not have the courage to walk with you.
– Apoorve Dubey
If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
– Stephen King
If you don't know what to be thankful for, be thankful for all the troubles you haven't had yet.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
– Malcolm Forbes
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
– Malcolm Forbes
If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.
– David Peterson
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
– Lewis Carroll
If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
– Lewis Carroll
If you don't know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere.
– Henry Kissinger
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
– Laurence J. Peter
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
– Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going. How can you expect to get there
– Basil S. Walsh
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up somewhere else.
– Alfred Adler
If you don't leap, you'll never know what it's like to fly.
– Guy Finley
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
– Edgar Watson Howe
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
– Edward W. Howe
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
– Maya Angelou
If you don't like the game, get your kit off.
– Aaron J. Munzer
If you don't like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don't like the governor, it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don't like me, 90 cents.
– Edward Irving Koch
If you don't like the way the world is, you change it. You have an obligation to change it. You just do it one step at a time.
– Marian Wright Edelman
If you don't like what I am screw you.
– Aaron J. Munzer
If you don't like your ideas - quit having them!
– Katharine Isabelle
If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying.
– Coleman Hawking
If you don't make your dreams a reality, reality will take away your dreams.
– Eric Pio
If you don't mind, disregard your age for it doesn't count. I mean, it's never late or too late for a new beginning/goal/vision/aspiration/ambition.
– Emeasoba George
If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
– Erica Jong
If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.
– John Atkinson
If you don't sow your field what harvest other than thorns and weeds can you anticipate?
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you don't stand up for something, then you'll fall for anything.
– God's Little Instruction Book
If you don't understand why you're a Light, you won't survive when it gets the Dark".
– Adam Bise
If you don't understand why you're a Light, you won't survive when it gets the Dark.
– Adam Bise
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
– Ogden Nash
If you don’t belong to any religion, then you must be the suspect.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t fail to try, you can’t fail to win.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t feel jealousy, then you are not in love.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t have any enemies, then you are not as wise as you think.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t honor your wife, you also dishonor yourself.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t like an idea, put another idea against it! If you use your fist against an idea that you don’t like, you only prove how horribly primitive you are!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you don’t like dogs, you don’t like people; if you don’t love dogs, you don’t trust people.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t make mistakes, you are not wise; you are a fool.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t plant, you get nothing but weeds.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t trust either the captain or the ship, there remains only one thing for safety: Trusting the storm!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
– Dean Martin
If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.
– Ruby Manikan
If you end your training now — if you choose the quick and easy path as Vader did — you will become an agent of evil.
– Yoda
If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.
– Michael Jackson
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules First, calm down second, come over and wash my car third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever get a high official position in your country, you must see the interests of the humanity much more important than the interests of your own country; only then you will deserve to be called a great man!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever meet a higher being, do not worship it; only try to be its friend! Worship is primitiveness and no higher and developed being likes worshipping!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you ever play cards with your enemies, you must never expect them of having the joker.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we BUILD to that.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you exist tomorrow as you do today, that is a miracle! It means that thousands of bad things which may happen did not happen and you are still alive! Existence is always a miracle in this universe of chaos!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull exchange into an intriguing one. I've found this to be particularly true in the case of professors or intellectuals, who are full of fascinating information, but need encouragement before they'll divulge it.
– Joyce Carol Oates
If you fail to discover/fulfill your God-given destiny. Then, God will have no other option than to use you to fulfill someone else's destiny. And guess what? He (God) might do that at your own expense (at your own detriment). Therefore, having known that. Endeavour to discover and fulfill your God-given destiny by all means. For, you've got to do just that.
– Emeasoba George
If you fail to leave a child/children behind it doesn't matter. Yes! but if you fail to leave your footprints on the sands of time it matters. For, you ought to succeed in leaving your footprints behind for posterity. Besides that, the posterity ahead can't/won't remember or celebrate you for merely succeeding in leaving a child/children behind. Rather, they (the posterity) will only remember/celebrate you for succeeding in leaving your footprints behind. Thus, strive to leave nothing but your footprints.
– Emeasoba George
If you fear change, leave it here.
– Unknown, Sign on a restaurant tip jar
If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.
– James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?
– Unknown
If you feel dirty, insignificant and unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex fifty times a day.
– Banksy
If you feel stronger and good when the weather is sunny and weaker and bad when the weather is cloudy, then it means your willpower is not powerful yet!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
– Robert F. Goheen
If you feel yourself falling, let go and glide.
– Steffen Francisco
If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in need of a fork!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you find a good solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.
– Dr. Robert Anthony
If you find a reason for your happiness, you will never be happy.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you find breads and water in the desert, you are bound to find God somewhere too.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
– Maya Angelou
If you find serenity and happiness, some people may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
– Mother Teresa
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
– Katherine Hepburn
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you get lost in your dreams they can become nightmares, stay focused, follow your dreams and they will come true.
– Aaron J. Munzer
If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it through.
– Chinese Proverb
If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it through.
– Author Unknown
If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life.
– Kwan-Tzu
If you give an audience a chance they will do half your acting for you.
– Katharine Hepburn
If you give away what you have, you will not yearn for what you see.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you give me rice, I’ll eat today; if you teach me how to grow rice, you’ll never see me again.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you give the poor wool today, God you will have a sheep tomorrow.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
– Bruce Barton
If you glorify God at all times. Then, he (God) will surely/eventually gratify you in return.
– Emeasoba George
If you go down in history, don't take it too seriously because time will come and there will even be no more history, just nothingness!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
– Joseph Farrell
If you go into what I call a bubble boom, every bubble bursts.
– Margaret Hilda Thatcher
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
– Sir Winston Churchill
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife Trust me, it's not.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go to a desert, you will hear this mysterious voice: Be wise, protect your forests!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you go to bed hungry, you will wake up without having slept.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you go too near your relatives, they will not respect you.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you go with the flow you'll eventually end up over the waterfall.
– Adam R. Gwizdala
If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
– Brendan Francis
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you had it all to do over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
– Author Unknown
If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have a more active contagion that you have in your tempers, tastes, and principles. Simply to be in this world, whatever you are, is to exert an influence, compared with which mere language and persuasion are feeble.
– Horace Bushnell
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
– Wayne Knight
If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how warm they kept the head, you'd probably put the flat-top down near the bottom. But you know, I bet it's surprisingly warm.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you happen to come across your lost loved one, use this time your brain instead of heart.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
– Hermann Hesse
If you have a beautiful view, you don’t need a good wine to feel dizzy.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a body, you are an athlete.
– Bill Bowerman
If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you can steer youeself in any direction you choose.
– Dr. Seuss
If you have a choice to play it safe or make a mistake.Take into consideration if you can afford the mistake.
– Brandon A. Trean
If you have a complex life, make it simple; if you have a simple life, continue it that way!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a dog and you love him too much, then some day you will have to bark yourself.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have a fallback plan, you will fall back.
– Nedra Carroll
If you have a fish intelligence, you will be easily trapped in the net.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a footprint, be happy, because it means that you aren’t a shadow!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a friend who is a doctor, then send him to your enemy’s house.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have a guru, leave him; if you don't have, get one. In other words, keep changing your gurus! Ocean's wisdom comes from knowing many ships and many fishes, many storms and many waves!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.
– Warren Buffett
If you have a job without aggravation, you don't have a job.
– Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.
– Malcolm Forbes
If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
– Howard Gossage
If you have a light, meet the world or let the world meets you!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a light, share it with people; if you have a darkness, share it with the Sun!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a problem with the Moon in the sky and you are unhappy, change yourself, because the Moon won’t change!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a problem, you are the problem
– Anonymous
If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.
– Brendan Francis
If you have a target, you will walk more lively even in the middle of a desert!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
– Thomas Fuller
If you have a vision, do something with it.
– Anthony D'Angelo
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
– George Bernard Shaw
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
– George Bernard Shaw
If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
– Robert F. Goheen
If you have both money and bread, you can select with whom your daughter to wed.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
– George Bernard Shaw
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
– Henry David Thoreau
If you have decided to change the world, don't read the books about the dimensions of the world! Be like a meteorite; strike the world with your ideas with utter courage and with infinite fearlessness!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have decided to sail to the sea with great courage and determination, even the storm on the horizon will step aside!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have ever walked in Paris, you will see that Paris will ever walk in your memoires!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have feet, walk! If you have wings, fly! Whatever you have, use them! Don't let them to rust!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have good friends, don't look for treasure because you are already rich; if you have just treasure, look for good friends, because you are still poor!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have good neighbours, you can bear living in a bad cottage; if you have bad neighbours, you can’t bear living even in a good palace!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
– Margaret Fuller
If you have live in the mud for a while, you must not resist being a frog for a while!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.
– Ann Landers
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
– Bernard Mannes Baruch
If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.
– Mary Pickford
If you have money, Invest It. If you don't have money, start saving for it!
– Vijay Samuel Benjamin
If you have much, give of your wealth if you have little, give of your heart.
– Arabic Proverb
If you have no confidence in self you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence you have won even before you started.
– Marcus Garvey
If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won even before you have started.
– Marcus
If you have no confidence in [yourself] you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won before you have started.
– Marcus Garvey
If you have no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life - if you cannot look back to those whom you owe gratitude, or forward to those to whom you ought to afford protection, still it is no less incumbent on you to move steadily in the path of duty; for your active excretions are due not only to society; but in humble gratitude to the Being who made you a member of it, with powers to save yourself and others.
– Walter Scott
If you have no money in your pocket, then you should have fair words on your lips.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have no money then you are not worth listening to.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have no money, you have no friends; but if you have it, then they are not friends.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have no time to take care of your sickness, you get time to die.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have not been served personally by caring hands in your own life, do not be bitter, but instead, ask yourself who you can now serve.
– Bryant McGill
If you have nothing better to do, go to bed with your own wife.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have nothing but compassion, you are still very wealthy; if you have everything but compassion, you are still very poor!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
– Maya Angelou
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning Good morning at total strangers.
– Maya Angelou
If you have people then you are richer than those who have only money.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have some respect for people as they are, you can be more effective in helping them to become better than they are.
– John W. Gardner
If you have the ability to do something great, do it
– Nate Albers
If you have the power to resurrect the dead man, firstly, be sure that he is a good man!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.
– J. P. Morgan
If you have too many enemies, it means that you are either too good or too evil!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have wine for your dinner, you will have water for your breakfast.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you haven't admired anybody in your whole life, you are the best candidate to be the world's greatest megalomaniac!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
– Bob Hope
If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others
– Dolores Huerta
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
– John A. Wheeler
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
– Bob Hope
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you haven’t read Shakespeare’s Hamlet yet, it means that you haven’t reached the summit of the literature yet!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you hear a different drummer -- dreamer, take a chance . . . The road you choose to travel means the difference in the dance.
– D. Morgan
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
– Vincent Van Gough
If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you, and you'll never learn.
– Ray Bradbury
If you injure a harmless person, the evil will fall back upon you, like light dust thrown up against the wind.
– Buddhist
If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or our country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits which I have not shared and probably will not share.
– Virginia Woolf
If you intend to change, decide what you want and live your life accordingly."
– Steve Maraboli
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
– Mother Theresa
If you just set people in motion they'll heal themselves.
– Roth Gabrielle
If you keep on doing what you've always done, you'll keep on getting what you've always got.
– W. L. Bateman
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.
– Isaac Bashevis Singer
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.
– William A. Orton
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
– Austin O'Malley
If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.
– Buddha
If you knew your potential to feel good, you would ask no one to be different so that you can feel good. You would free yourself of all of that cumbersome impossibility of needing to control the world, or control your mate, or control your child. You are the only one who creates your reality. For no one else can think for you, no one else can do it. It is only you, every bit of it you.
– Esther Hicks
If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.
– Benjamin Franklin
If you know it's going to happen there's no need to call it a dream.
– Eric Pio
If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles.
– Sun Tzu
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
– Sun-Tzu
If you know the North, you know where the South is; if you know the darkness, you know where the light is! Evil is an excellent compass for the good!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you know the North, you know where the South is; if you know the darkness, you know where the light is! Evil is an excellent compass to find the good!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you know you are on the right track, if you have this inner knowledge, then nobody can turn you off... Regardless of what they say.
– Barbara McClintock
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
– Unknown
If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affairs in good times and in bad, a country that is always reliable, then you have to have a touch of iron about you.
– Margaret Hilda Thatcher
If you learn how to be happy when you are down, then you may never be down.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you learn you can teach; if you teach you will learn.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you leave a good trace behind you, that trace will continue its walk even if you stop!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you leave home for a while ... you question the conventional wisdom you've grown up with. That doesn't mean you have to change your opinions or who you are, but it's good to ask the questions.
– Molly Ringwald
If you lend something you may lose it, but not if you give it. Giving is much better than Lending.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)
– Lyndon B. Johnson
If you let a stupid to shape your country, you will surely get an amorphous country!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you let conditions stop you from working, they'll always stop you.
– James T. Farrell
If you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may say with confidence that he is a good man.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.
– Robert Fritz
If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been.
– Dr. Robert Schuller
If you listen you will hear If you look you will see If you touch you will feel If you try you will be.
– Unknown
If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I meant to say.
– Unknown
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it (On military preparedness)
– Nikita Khrushchev
If you live in a dirty big city, it means that you surely need a pastoral life to make yourself clean!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
– I. F. Stone
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
– I. F. Stone
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus 1 day, so I never have to go through a day without you.
– Alan Alexander Milne
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
– Winnie the Pooh
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, 'Can't you make it shoot farther' No. I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.
– J. Paul Getty
If you look at attitudes today and where they are headed, it’s clear to me that supporting equal rights, including the rights to civil marriage, is a net positive for winning elections, as well as the right thing to do,” Ken Mehlman said in an interview. “By contrast, opposing equal rights is a net negative that gets problematic to more voters each year.”
– Ken Mehlman
If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
– Elizabeth Bowen
If you look at the monkeys, you can learn many things about the men; if you look at the men, you can learn many things about the madness!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you look at what you have in life, You'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, You'll never have enough.
– Oprah Winfrey
If you look for the bad in people, you will surely find it.
– Abraham Lincoln
If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.
– Author Unknown
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth - only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.
– Clive Staples Lewis
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
– Robert Pante
If you look like your passport photo, you're too sick to travel.
– Woody Allen
If you look long enough into the void the void begins to look back through you.
– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If you lose money you lose much,
If you lose friends you lose more,
If you lose faith you lose all.

– Eleanor Roosevelt
If you lose that fight your whole case is thrown out," he said. "So rather than tell the defense all of their best evidence and strategies today, recognizing that the odds would still favor Zimmerman getting out on bail, they in effect took their lumps, kept their cards close to the vest, and are putting themselves in a better position to succeed in the 'Stand Your Ground' hearing," if it occurs." -on the George Zimmerman Trial
– Kendall Coffey
If you love a woman from afar, you are not a wise man.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you love it let it go. If it returns to you cherish it, if not it was never truly yours.
– Proverb
If you love large, you've got to hurt large. If you've got a lot of light, you've probably got an equal amount of darkness.
– Sarah McLachlan
If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of.
– Bruce Lee
If you love somebody, don’t lend them.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
– Anonymous
If you love someone and they say A, then you shouldn’t say A, you should say B.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you love someone and they want to leave you, let them go because they never belong to you.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be broken, but circles never end.
– Unknown
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
– Unknown
If you love the life very much, you will see that everything is shining, everything is sparkling!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you love the life very much, you will see that everything will be shining, everything will be sparkling!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you love the roses, that is ordinary; if you love the weeds, that is extraordinary! Rather than being common, be extraordinary!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you make a habit of sincere prayer, your life will be very noticeably and profoundly altered. Prayer stamps with its indelible mark our actions and demeanor. A tranquility of bearing, a facial and bodily repose, are observed in those whose inner lives are thus enriched. . . . Properly understood, prayer is a mature activity indispensable to the fullest development of personality . . . . Only in prayer do we achieve that complete and harmonious assembly of body, mind and spirit which gives the frail human reed its unshakable strengths.
– Alexis Carrel
If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free -- however free one can be on this planet.
– Theodore White
If you make God your best friend, you can’t go wrong.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
– Lois McMaster Bujold
If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.
– Henry Fielding
If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you really make them think, they will hate you.
– Art Costa
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
– Don Marquis
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at the wheel is Captain Termite.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you make the world a little better, then you have accomplished a great deal.
– Unknown
If you marry money, it will give birth to the devil.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will regret it. If you marry or do not marry, you will regret it.
– Soren Kierkegaard, Either/Or
If you measure the wrong thing, and then you reward the wrong thing, don't be surprised if you get the wrong thing.
– Lee Copeland
If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.
– Gaius Julius Caesar
If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and defeat, then choose the path wherein you die fighting for honor and justice.
– Pan Ku
If you must hold yourself up to your children, hold yourself up as an object lesson and not as an example.
– Sir Walter Besant
If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.
– Sebastien-Roch Nicolas
If you must play, decide on three things at the start the rules of he game, the stakes, and the quitting time.
– Chinese Proverb
If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it . . . write it in the sand near the water's edge.
– Napolean Hill
If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own.
– Johann von Goethe
If you need anything don't just continue waiting for it. Rather, dare to go for it. For, the more you wait the more it delays and delay is often dangerous.
– Emeasoba George
If you need medicine for your medicine, I would suggest reconsidering that medicine.
– Brandon A. Trean
If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
– Oprah Winfrey
If you never budge, don't expect a push.
– Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
– Dr. Seuss
If you never take advice, you will never have anyone to blame things on.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you not know history, you will not understand geogrpahy.
– Abderrahman Hassi
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
– Katherine Hepburn
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
– Katharine Hepburn
If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time you can even fool some of the people all the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
– Abraham Lincoln
If you only knew the evils which others suffer, you would willingly submit to those which you now bear.
– Philemon
If you open your eyes very wide and look around you carefully, you will always see a lighthouse which will lead you to the right path! Just watch around you carefully!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you open your mouth in a room full of toxic gasses then your life will end.
– Unknown
If you overpower your enemy, then pardon him by way of thankfulness to Allah, for being able to subdue him.
– Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)
If you paint in your mind a picture of bright and happy expectations, you put yourself into a condition conducive to your goal.
– Norman Vincent Peale
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark Twain
If you play it safe in life you've decided that you don't want to grow any more.
– Shirley Mount Hufstedler
If you pretend to be you, you will inevitably be unmasked.
– Leslie Miklosy
If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and keep it up until you get that water flowing. Then a great deal will happen.
– Zig Ziglar
If you push anyone to fall, you will be pushed before you fall.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
– Anonymous
If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around you own.
– Emerson
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
– Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (regarding popcorn)
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
– Milton Friedman
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
– Pierre Gallois
If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or task they decide upon, you will have succeeded as a parent and you will have given your children the greatest of all blessings.
– Brian Tracy
If you real desire is to be good, there is no need to wait for the money before you do it; you can do it now, this very moment, and just where you are.
– James Allen
If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to. If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve.
– Lao Tzu
If you realize too acutely how valuable time it, you are too paralyzed to do anything.
– Katharine Butler Hathaway
If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.
– Peace Pilgrim
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
– Anonymous
If you really love your son, then make him leave home.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you really must beat the measure, sir, let me entreat you to do so in time, and not half a beat ahead.
– Patrick O'Brian
If you really want to experience Paris the local way, don't waste your money at fancy restaurants or tourist spots. Instead, buy a €15 bottle of wine, some cheese, and, a baguette and have a picnic and people watch in Buttes Chaumont (in the 19th arrondissement.)
– Robert Bonhomme
If you really want to feel the life, use not your umbrella! Touch the truth directly!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
– J. D. Salinger
If you really want to judge me, then judge not me at first sight.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
– African Proverb
If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
– Publilius Syrus
If you remember the shape of your spoon at lunch, it has to be the wrong shape. The spoon and the letter are tools; one to take food from the bowl, the other to take information off the page... When it is a good design, the reader has to feel comfortable because the letter is both banal and beautiful.
– Adrian Frutiger
If you rest your chin on your hand when you think, it will help you keep your mouth shut.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you rest, you rust.
– Helen Hayes
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
– Kahlil Gibran
If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
– Lithuanian Proverb
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you say "three," mister, you'll never hear the man count "ten."
– John Wayne
If you say that money is God, then you should also remember that it is also the root of all evil.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you say your God is bigger than mine, than you just show your religion in the name of God.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
– Italian Proverb
If you see 10 troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that 9 will run into the ditch before they reach you.
– Calvin Coolidge
If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had a bad day
– John Madden
If you see a door to happiness, do not waste your time knocking it, just open the door and walk in!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you see a lonely homeless, ask this question: Where the hell the society is? And here is the answer: It is rotten and enjoying somewhere!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you see a lonely tree in the middle of nowhere, plant a tree next to it!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes.
– H. Ross Perot
If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives.... But close up a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern.
– Ursula K. LeGuin
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help 'Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture than you are a victim of it.
– S. I. Hayakawa
If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your range of vision, don't drink it.
– Chinese Proverb
If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies in yourself. Minquass
– American Indian Proverb
If you see something different for yourself in the future, you have to do something different for yourself in the present."
– Steve Maraboli
If you see the dream you think of it as possible, but the dreams that cant be seen are impossible, dreams dont pop up, you picture them, so you can make it impossible to possible.
– Hiba Guddusi
If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as continually hard up, that is exactly what you will be.
– Robert Collier
If you seek yourself,...you rob the lens of its transparency.... You will know life and be acknowledged by it according to your degree of transparency, your capacity, that is, to vanish as an end, and remain purely as a means.
– Dag Hammarskjld
If you serve everybody, you will get thanks from nobody.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
– Steven Wright
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
– Steven Wright
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
– Stone Temple Pilots
If you should put even a little on a little and should do this often, soon this would become big.
– Hesiod
If you shout at home you will bark away from home.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality.
– Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By Mail
If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.
– Japanese Proverb, Also quoted in the movie Rising Sun
If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you.
– Ken Flaton
If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you have done, And counting find One self-denying deed, one word That eased the heart of him who heard One glance most kind That fell like sunshine where it went- Then you may count that day well spent.
– George Eliot
If you sleep under a tree, you can’t prevent the leaf from falling on you.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
– Andy Rooney
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
– Turkish proverb
If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.
– Turkish Proverb
If you spend too much time warming up, you'll miss the race. If you don't warm up at all, you may not finish the race.
– Grand Heidrich
If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
– Chinese Proverb
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.
– Nikita Khrushchev
If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed. (on a state visit to China)
– Prince Phillip
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
– Robert Redford
If you steal from one author, its plagiarism. If you steal from two, its research.
– Wilson Mizner
If you stop reading and learning, you will start repeating yourself; that's why, old people always repeat the same things!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.
– Mary Webb
If you suffer, thank God It is a sure sign that you are alive.
– Elbert Hubbard
If you suffer, thank God! -- it is a sure sign that you are alive.
– Elbert Hubbard
If you surrender completely to the moments as they pass, you live more richly those moments.
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh
If you suspect a man, don't employ him, and if ypu employ him, don't suspect him.
– Chinese Proverb
If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark Twain
If you take a flower in your hand and really look at it, it's your world for the moment.
– Georgia O'Keeffe
If you take care of the small things, the big things take care of themselves. You can gain more control over your life by paying closer attention to the little things.
– Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
If you take flight from responsibility, please by a round-trip ticket because you will end up where you are now.
– Chuck Sanderson
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
– Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
– Nelson Mandela
If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
– Thomas Szasz
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
– Thomas Szasz
If you tell a lie -- tell a big one.
– Joespeh Goebbels
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and
or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.

– Joseph Goebbels
If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you tell them nothing, they go fishing.
– Harry S Truman
If you tell quotation to a fool, it has to be explained to him.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you tell somebody to sit on your shoulders, he will try to climb on your head.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you tell the secret to the Nile you should not be surprised if the desert knows it.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
– Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you but if not, you have infinite power against you.
– Charles Gordon
If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you; but if not, you have infinite power against you.
– Charles Gordon
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you think about disaster, you will get it. Brood about death and you hasten your demise. Think positively and masterfully, with confidence and faith, and life becomes more secure, more fraught with action, richer in achievement and experience.
– Swami Sivanada
If you think about it seriously, all the questions about the soul and the immortality of the soul and paradise and hell are at bottom only a way of seeing this very simple fact that every action of ours is passed on to others according to its value, of good or evil, it passes from father to son, from one generation to the next, in a perpetual movement.
– Antonio Gramsci
If you think about things too long, good thoughts will soon disappear.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!
– Andy McIntyre
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
– Derek Curtis Bok
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.
– Confucius
If you think life is a smooth sea, you will soon be awakened from this sweet dream by the slap of a bitter wave!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you think of failure in your mind, you are one step farther away from success.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
– Frank Herbert
If you think or fear too much, you can't get far!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you think that you can think about a thing, inextricably attached to something else, without thinking of the thing it is attached to, then you have a legal mind.
– Henry C. Blinn
If you think that you must grow corn, then it would better be on good terms with monkeys.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you think that you've got all you need. Then, you are expected to give thanks to God almighty. Because, he gave you all that you have presently (James 1 : 17) and he did give them to you including your riches/affluence/fortune for a purpose i.e. to share them with all and sundry. But, on the other hand, if you think that you've not yet gotten all you need. Then, feel free to approach/ask God for them via prayers. For, he promised to supply all your needs according to his riches in glory (Philipians 4 : 19).
– Emeasoba George
If you think the memories of the past too much, you will miss creating the new ones!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
– Henry Ford
If you think you can or you think you can't either way you right.
– unknown
If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory.
– William Hazlitt
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
– Mary Kay Ash
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
– Anita Roddick
If you think, you get it, but if you dont , you loose it.
– Hiba Guddusi
If you thought that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part.
– Richard Phillips Feynman
If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat.
– Herschel Walker
If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well.
– Black Hawk
If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought and could be.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time.
– Franklin D. Roosevelt
If you trust in yourself...
– Terry Pratchett
If you trust nobody then you are just as foolish as when you trust everybody.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you try, you may fail others, but if you don’t, you fail yourself.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you try, you will find it impossible to do one great thing. You can only do many small things with great love.
– Mother Teresa
If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may be a well-dressed animal, but you are nevertheless an animal.
– Edward Irving Koch
If you understood, You would understand.
– Kevin Jones
If you use the word "and" when describing what your startup does, you're trying to do too much...
– Yaron Galai
If you value a man's regard, strive with him. As to liking, you like your newspaper -- and despise it.
– George Bernard Shaw
If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved.
– Maurice Chevalier
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change.
– Michael Jackson, Man In The Mirror
If you want 1 year of prosperity, grow grain. If you want 10 years of prosperity, grow trees. If you want 100 years of prosperity, grow people.
– Chinese Proverb
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
– Clint Eastwood, Jr.
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it.
– William James
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the 'as if' technique.
– William James
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the as if technique.
– William James
If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag wash it.
– Norman Thomas
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face -- forever.
– George Orwell
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
– John Cleese
If you want my ghost just say ' We've always done it that way.' and i will haunt you for 24 hours.
– Grace Murray Hopper
If you want my money, you have authorized me to examine how you spend yours.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
– The Dalai Lama
If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask a woman.
– Margaret Hilda Thatcher
If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with.
– Jesse Lair
If you want success in life, then just learn how to walk like a turtle instead of flying.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
– Dolly Parton
If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
– Dolly Parton
If you want to accomplish the goals of your life, you have to begin with the Spirit.
– Oprah Winfrey
If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent work.
– Thomas J. Watson
If you want to achieve your greatest self, be your own biggest fan."
– Steve Maraboli
If you want to appreciate the Sun, be a miner; to value the land, be a sailor and to long for freedom, get married!..
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to avoid weddings then attend funerals.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe.
– Carl Sagan
If you want to be a civilised man, first you have to be a non-violent man! If you want to be a civilised country, first you have to be a non-violent country! Violence is the means of the sick minds; peacefulness is the means of the healthy minds!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to be a true revolutionist, you must first quit chewing gum, because revolution requires high seriousness!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to be an orator, first get your great cause.
– Wendell Phillips
If you want to be free, there is but one way it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other.
– Carl Schurz
If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other.
– Carl Schurz
If you want to be friend of progression, be the enemy of fear!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden;
if you want to be happy for life, plant a tree.

– English proverb
If you want to be heard, yell.
– Hunter Dunteman
If you want to be loved by all, first love God, then your mother and father.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect yourself. Only by that, only by self-respect will you compel others to respect you.
– Fyodor Dostoevsky
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
– Danish proverb
If you want to be shot down by the Arrows of Eros, you should get rid of the iron shield called Logic!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you want and copy what they do and you'll achieve the same results.
– Anthony Robbins
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
– Logan Pearsall Smith
If you want to be truly successful invest in yourself to get the knowledge you need to find your unique factor. When you find it and focus on it and persevere your success will blossom.
– Sidney Madwed
If you want to buy something, ask at least three merchants.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to call a man to account, don’t do it when he is weak; call him to account when he is strong! Cowards choose the first way and the valiant choose the second way.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way.
– Lois McMaster Bujold
If you want to conquer the anxiety of life, live in the moment, live in the breath.
– Amit Ray
If you want to create a high-society, you must give high things to the public! Show the public eagle; public will be an eagle! Show the public a rat, public will be a rat! Whatever you give to the public, public will take that! To create a high-society, you must give high things to the public!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage.
– Margaret Hilda Thatcher
If you want to defeat a country, defeat it with your ideas! If you want to defeat your enemies, defeat them with your ideas! Let your only sword and gun be your sharp and powerful ideas!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to destroy your enemy, give him an elephant as a gift.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to do something very praiseworthy and very saintly, make a child happy!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to do your duty properly, you should do just a little more than that.
– Bruce Lee
If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death.
– Sigmund Freud, his essay on war & death
If you want to feel rich, try to sell the thing which you love more than yourself.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person.
– Ralph Bunche
If you want to get along, go along.
– Samuel Taliaferro Rayburn
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
– Frank Zappa
If you want to get the best conversation with people, then talk to them about themselves.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to give an advice to someone, you must first be somebody.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
– Ken Thompson
If you want to have the rainbow, Then sometimes you're gonna have to deal with the rain.
– Unknown
If you want to hear the whole truth about yourself, make your neighbour angry.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to help a hungry poor man sleeping on the bench, don’t ever wake him up; put some food on the bench, put some money and leave the place without looking at your back!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.
– George Orwell, 1984
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
– Epictetus, Serendipity
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
– Thomas John Watson, Sr.
If you want to keep the light in the marriage; you must also accept the shadows.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
– Charles F. Kettering
If you want to know how a person is, just put some kind of hard choice in front of him.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to know how fast the time is, here is the answer: Tomorrow is already a history!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to know if someone has money, observe his beard and his boots.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to know something, ask my kids. They think they know everything.
– Tom Zegan
If you want to know the secret to success, ask those who have not succeeded in their lives.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the theory and methods of revolution, you must take part in revolution. All genuine knowledge originates in direct experience.
– Mao Zedong
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
– Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.
– Joe Moore
If you want to know where God lives, go to desert searching for a well.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.
– Arthur Schopenhauer
If you want to learn to act and dress like a lady the one person to watch is Princess Catherine (Kate Middleton). She is a class act from start to finish.
– Contessa Bianca Bertolli
If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
– Booker T. Washington
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not to people or things.
– Albert Einstein
If you want to live in peace, you must not tell everything that you know, nor judge everything that you see.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to love you must serve, if you want freedom you must die.
– Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
– Carl Sagan
If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the white notes together.
– Richard Milhous Nixon
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it.
– Joe Moore
If you want to make God count something, make a woman weep and He will count her tears.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to make God laugh, pray to him for wealth.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to make good use of your time, you've got to know what's most important and then give it all you've got.
– Lee Iacocca
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.
– Moshe Dayan
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
– J. M. Power
If you want to marry for love, you will always live in pain.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to master something then it's best to learn from a Master.
– Tom Zegan
If you want to own the life, you must first own the death! To own the death, you must understand it! To understand it, you must know to think like the death!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to own the Sun, you must first understand candle.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to please, never say things are going well.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal.
– Zig Ziglar
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
– Alan King
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
– Gregory Nunn
If you want to reduce the rats, use the cats! If you want to reduce the fools, use the books!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to remain something a secret forever, then never do anything.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
– Katharine Hepburn
If you want to say something truly new, you must first know everything that has been said in the human history; not half, not ninety percent, but all that has been said! Only then you can say something new, if you can!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to see the real Saints, don't go to the Temples of the Religion, but go to the Temples of the Science!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
– J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
– Norman Douglas
If you want to shine over the world, first let the wisdom shines over you!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you want to succeed in the world you must make your own opportunities as you go on. The man who waits for some seventh wave to toss him on dry land will find that the seventh wave is a long time a-coming. You can commit no greater folly than to sit by the road side until someone comes along and invites you to ride with him to wealth or influence.
– John B. Gough
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
– John Davidson Rockefeller, Sr.
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
– John Davidson Rockefeller, Sr.
If you want to succeed,you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
– John D. Rockefeller
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you want to talk with the dogs, you must learn to bark, and bark like an old dog because he doesn’t bark without reason.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to tell the untold stories, if you want to give voice to the voiceless, you've got to find a language. Which goes for film as well as prose, for documentary as well as autobiography. Use the wrong language, and you're dumb and blind.
– Salman Rushdie
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.
– Rotarian
If you want to touch the other shore badly enough, barring an impossible situation, you will. If your desire is diluted for any reason, you'll never make it.
– Diana Nyad
If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with Plato and more time in the buses with people.
– Simeon Strunsky
If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday.
– Pearl S. Buck
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you add to my feeling of importance.
– Dale Carnegie
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment; you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you add to my feeling of importance.
– Dale Carnegie
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
– Kurt Lewin
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.
– Yiddish Proverb
If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
– Haitian Proverb
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to chage the way you think.
– Oprah Winfrey
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
– Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
If you want, you do it.
– David Silva
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
– Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
– Bob Hope
If you water a plant with poison it will embrace it and flower accordingly or die.
– Terpsichore Lindeman
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while Come on, we're not going to hurt it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it. So sue me.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
– Assyrian Proverb
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say And why are you waiting
– Stephen Levine
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to destroy life.
– Andrew Schneider
If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice.
– Paul Tsongas
If you were my husband, i would feed you poison."
"If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!

– Lady Astor and William Churchill
If you were the sky, I would unfurl myself in you, as a rainbow of colors yet unseen. I would become oceans of stars in your night.
– Vanna Bonta
If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in immortality, not only love but every living force maintaining the life of the world would at once be dried up. Moreover, nothing then would be immoral, everything would be permissible, even cannibalism.
– Brothers Karamazov, Pt 1, Bk i, Ch 6
If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent force within you, you will grow vigorous and happy, however adverse your circumstances may seem to be.
– John R. Miller
If you will protest courageously, and yet with dignity and Christian love, when the history books are written in future generations, the historians will have to pause and say, There lived a great people-a black people-who injected new meaning and dignity into the veins of civilization.
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
If you wish for light from God when there is darkness in your life, then remember you can’t see anything, even yourself once it is gone, so struggle in life instead of wishing an easy one.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
– Romanian Proverb
If you wish in this world to advance Your merits you're bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it, And blow your own trumpet, Or, trust me, you haven't a chance.
– William S. Gilbert
If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you're bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven't a chance.
– W. S. Gilbert
If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.
– Horace
If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius.
– Joseph Addison
If you wish to be a sucess in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
– Napoleon Bonaparte
If you wish to be in good repute, let not the sun find you in bed.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you wish to drive a car successfully it requires most attention forward - with a few quick glances to the side and at the rearview mirror - Successfully driving your life is the same -
– Chase LeBlanc
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
– Edgar Allan Poe
If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man.
– Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
If you wish to know how much preferable wisdom is to gold, then observe: if you change gold you get silver for it, but your gold is gone; but if you exchange one sort of wisdom for another, you obtain fresh knowledge, and at the same time keep what you possessed before.
– The Talmud
If you wish to know the divine, feel the wind on your face and the warm sun on your back.
– Eido Tai Shimano Roshi
If you wish to know what a man is, make him king.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
– Yugoslav Proverb
If you wish to preserve your secret, wrap it up in frankness.
– Alexander Smith
If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest.
– Publilius Syrus
If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.
– Joseph Addison
If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
– Oriental Proverb
If you wished to be loved, love.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
If you work for a man, in heavens name work for him!If he pays you wages that supply you your bread and butter, work for himspeak well of him, think well of him, stand by him and stand by the institution he represents. I think if I worked for a man I would work for him. I would not work for him a part of the time, and the rest of the time work against him. I would give an undivided service or none. If put to the pinch, an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
– Elbert Hubbard
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you would attain greatness, think no little thoughts.
– Author Unknown
If you would attain to what you are not yet, you must always be displeased by what you are. For where you are pleased with yourself there you have remained. Keep adding, keep walking, keep advancing.
– Saint Augustine
If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
– Rene Descartes
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
– Charles Caleb Colton
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
– Charles Caleb Colton
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
– Benjamin Franklin
If you would be pope, you must think of nothing else.
– Danish proverb
If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with sunbeams - the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
– Robert Southey
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams - the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
– Robert Southey
If you would be unloved and forgotten, be reasonable.
– Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
– Benjamin Franklin
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.
– Henry David Thoreau
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself 'I used to be angry every day then every other day now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
– Epictetus
If you would know strength and patience, welcome the company of trees.
– Hal Borland
If you would live healthy, be old early.
– Danish proverb
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
– Ovid
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something worth reading or do things worth writing.
– Benjamin Franklin
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.
– Benjamin Franklin
If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten,
either write things worth reading or do things worth the writing.

– Benjamin Franklin
If you would not step into the harlot's house, do not go by the harlot's door.
– Thomas Secker
If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.
– Benjamin Franklin
If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable impression of yourself if with a little mind, leave him with a favorable impression of himself.
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge
If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable impression of yourself; if with a little mind, leave him with a favorable impression of himself.
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
– Tryon Edwards
If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend.
– Abraham Lincoln
If you would win the world, melt it, do not hammer it.
– Alexander MacLaren
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
– Benjamin Franklin
If you write fiction you are, in a sense, corrupted. There's a tremendous corruptibility for the fiction writer because you're dealing mainly with sex and violence. These remain the basic themes, they're the basic themes of Shakespeare whether you like it or not.
– Anthony Burgess
If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives.
– Vince Lombardi
If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he's good, the older he gets, the better he writes.
– Mickey Spillane
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have to do is get closer and closer to that essence.
– Barbara Cook
If you're afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart Nobody's perfect. Besides, your attempts to hide your flaws don't work as well as you think they do.
– Julie Morgenstern
If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're bored with life -- you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things -- you don't have enough goals.
– Lou Holtz
If you're cheap in your dealings, you only attract a chepskates reward.
– Mike Gegelman
If you're engraced, then you must be great in life sooner or later.
– Emeasoba George
If you're ever confused as to the value of newspaper editors, look at the blog world. That's all you need to see.
– Eric Schmdit
If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have 'under' in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
– Fran Lebowitz
If you're going to be a healer, it's not enough to read books and learn allegorical stories. you need to get your feet wet, get some clinical experience under your belt.
– Andrew Schneider
If you're going to define me properly, you must think in terms of my failures as well as my successes.
– Harrison Ford
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,....sleep late.
– Henny Youngman
If you're going to have it - have it all.
– Rob Brown
If you're going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't.
– Hyman Rickover
If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay.
– Robert Joseph Bob Dole
If you're here for four more years or four more weeks, you're here right now. I think when you're somewhere, you ought to be there. It's not about how long you stay in a place, it's about what you do while you're there, and when you go, is that place any better for your having been there
– Jerry Stahl
If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change.  If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
– Sido L. Ridolfi
If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're in trouble, or hurt or need -- go to the poor people. They're the only ones that'll help -- the only ones.
– John Steinbeck
If you're masochistic enough to program in ADA, we're not going to stop you.
– Matt Welsh
If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
– Julia Sorel
If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
– Martin Luther
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
– Woody Allen
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
– Henry J. Tillman
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem, but the perpetual human predicament is that the answer soon poses its own problems.
– Sydney Harris
If you're not RelaxNG, you're working to hard!
– Scott Hudson
If you're overwhelmed, lost, or like you life is out of control, do whatever you can that matters to someone else or ever did to you... it might not help, but it certainly won't hurt.
– Ingrid Weir
If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't it I'm going to go ahead and keep you in the 'happy' category.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're Scalia, what's the first thing you do? Lecture the other members of the Court.
– Ira Carmen
If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make Corn on the cob is good, isn't it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it
– Michael Jordan
If you're trying to remember a happy memory, don't think back to a time when you were ALSO thinking of a happy memory, because man, how long does this go on
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
– Lois McMaster Bujold
If you're ugly, then vail not your eyes, but your veil.
– Volodymyr Knyr
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress.
– Barack Obama
If you've been counting on humans all these while. Desist from doing that. I mean, never count wholly on any human. Rather, count wholly/only on God almighty. Because humans can fail/dissappoint you even when you least expect it from them. But on the other hand, God cannot fail you. For, he's too faithful to fail/disappoint anyone (Hebrews 11 : 11). As a matter of fact, he (God) has never failed those who were before you like Abraham, Moses, Joshua among others. And so, likewise he (God) can't fail you. Moreover, God is always ready to go extra mile just to prove his faithfulness unlike humans.
– Emeasoba George
If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
– Sir Robert Anthony Eden
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow
– John Wayne
If you've got to resist, you're chances of being hurt are less the more lethal your weapon. If that were my wife, would I want her to have a .38 Special in her hand Yeah.
– Dr. Arthur Kellerman
If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
– Bette Davis
If you've not been dreaming/thinking big all these while. You've got to start dreaming/thinking big in order to become big eventually. For, high perception/imagination/anticipation/expectation precedes high success/achievement/attainment. I mean, you can/will achieve whatever you can perceive/imagine/anticipate/expect. Besides that, anybody who longs/aspires to emerge/become a millionaier/billionaier someday must/have to think/speak/act like a millionaier/billionaier.
– Emeasoba George
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
– John Quincy Adams
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
– Patricia Hitchcock
If your culture is not peaceful, throw it from your life! If your religion is not peaceful, throw it from your life! Anything which is not peaceful is worthless! Throw it from your life!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
– Rainer Maria Rilke
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent place.
– Rainer Maria Rilke
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
– Rainer Maria Rilke
If your descent is from heroic sires, show in your life a remnant of their fires.
– Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
If your determination is fixed, I do not counsel you to despair. Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.
– Samuel Johnson
If your dreams and destiny meet........ you haven't dreamed up to your potential
– Siddharth Astir
If your energy is as boundless as your ambition, total commitment may be a way of life you should seriously consider.
– Joyce Brothers
If your foot slip, you may recover your balance, but if your tongue slip, you cannot recall your words.
– Telugu
If your friend goes to a far place, that far place comes close to you!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If your going to bow out, do it in style.
– Nezbite
If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
– Benjamin Franklin
If your heart were sincere and upright, every creature would be unto you a looking-glass of life and a book of holy doctrine.
– Thomas à Kempis
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
– Danish proverb
If your imagination leads you to understand how quickly people grant your requests when those requests appeal to their self-interest, you can have practically anything you go after.
– Napoleon Hill
If your intelligence and your luck are on your side, you don’t need angels!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If your job is to leaven ordinary lives with elevating spectacle, be elevating or be gone.
– George Will
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If your life was a video game, would you turn it off?
– Devo
If your mind is tired, go get work in the fields!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
– Robert Louis Stephenson
If your morals make you dreary, depend upon it they are wrong. I do not say give them up, for they may be all you have; but conceal them like a vice, lest they should spoil the lives of better and simpler people.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.
– John D. Rockefeller
If your only measure of value is color, then you shall never appreciate the transparence of diamonds.
– Ameer Sadet Mahdy
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
– Dick Cavett
If your prayers were always answered, you'd have a reason to doubt the wisdom of God.
– Unknown
If your presence doesn't make a difference, your words can never create effect.
– Vikrant Parsai
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
– John Watson
If your religion does not make you holy, it will damn you. It is simply painted pageantry to go to hell in.
– Charles Haddon Spurgeon
If your selfish goal will be useful to humanity, then let your selfish goal be triumphant!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
– Fran Lebowitz
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it
– Jonathan Winters
If your stories were real I would scream my dissolution amongst the searching soul; if wishes were not so unreal I would disappear, careless, in the wind; and if words were not all vain and meaningless I would tell everyone that life is a state of mind and we are nothing but what we have been told. If changing the world really meant something I would form a new fucking republic; and if truth existed I would kill philosophy; if god existed I would be scared.
– Marc Broude
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
– Anna Quindlen
If your thoughts are universal, you visit every house, every window, like the Moon on the sky!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If your time is money...you're doing it wrong.
– Aleks Blagojevich
If your treat an individual ... as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be.
– Johann von Goethe
If your vision becomes distorted, your journey becomes delayed.”
– Steve Maraboli
If your war is for your existence, fight it right to the end!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If your way is not the way of the science, then your way is not the way! Change it! If your way is not the way of the compassion and love, then your way is not the way! Change it!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
– French Proverb
If you’re a raider’s aider then you’re as well a raider.
– Volodymyr Knyr
If you’re looking to get/stay ahead – return more value than you seek and you’ll rise faster than ol’ Mr. Mercury on a sizzling summer day.
– Chase LeBlanc
If, after all, men cannot always make history have meaning, they can always act so that their own lives have one.
– Albert Camus
If, for instance, they have heard something from the postman, they attribute it to a semi-official statement; if they have fallen into conversation with a stranger at a bar, they can conscientiously describe him as a source that has hitherto proved unimpeachable. It is only when the journalist is reporting a whim of his own, and one to which he attaches minor importance, that he defines it as the opinion of well-informed circles.
– Evelyn Waugh
If, in a democracy, the cognition of the majority is not much better than the cognition of the sheep, democracy will surely fail.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If, in instructing a child, you are vexed with it for want of adroitness, try, if you have never tried before, to write with your left hand, and then remember that a child is all left hand.
– J. F. Boyse
If/Once you believe in yourself .i.e. If/Once you become self confident. The opinions of someone else/others cannot control you/your own ideology/philosophy. Rather, they will only become tips for you. So, dare to be/remain self-confident.
– Emeasoba George
If/when life knocks you down. Never ever stay down there. Rather, strive to get back up and then press ahead. For, sometimes /days are like that.
– Emeasoba George
If/when someone out there refuses to acknowledge your worth, that doesn't entail you are worthless. It's just that he/she takes against you i.e. he/she dislikes you.
– Emeasoba George
If/when you are caught up in worries/regrets. You are likely to lose sight of what the future could/has to offer you. So, worry/regret over nothing.
– Emeasoba George
If/when you miss/lose anything/anyone worth having never be baffled/bothered about it/him/her. For, it/he/she isn't meant to be yours. Oh! yes, you won't/can't miss/lose whatever/whoever that is meant for you. You can take my words for that.
– Emeasoba George
ife does not require us to make good it asks only that we give our best at each level of experience.
– Harold Ruopp

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