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[Eddie get his penis cut off to get to the women's entrance] Lance the Software Demon: Doing good, Eddie, you're almost there, buddy. Eddie: I'm feeling really dizzy. Lance the Software Demon: That's just the blood loss talking. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[After what Lance said about cutting someone's penis off to get to the women's maintenance] Claude: Alright guys, I, um...don't want to be here. Lance the Software Demon: Cool, bro. Lance the Software Demon: Eddie, I thought I saw your hand up? [Eddie shakes his head meaning no, while Benji shook his head meaning yes] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: I need one volunteer to deactivate the penis detector laser on the main gate, but you cannot bring your penis. It would get detected and subsequently lasered. Lance the Software Demon: So someone's gonna have to slice their penis off. [Everyone starts to raise their hands up at first, but raise their hands down immediately after the last part of what Lance said] Russ the Software Demon: Peanut butter doesn't sound so bad now, does it? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted plays ring toss by using his belt while Gary is not amused] Ted: I get -- I get one more toss 'cause home team. Plus I cleaned you off, so... [Ted throws the ring but misses] Ted: Oh, um, that's a gumdrop. I get one more. Not like the candy. But when it hits the gum like that and drops on it, you get a free turn. Gary Bunda: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen those. [Ted throws the ring again but still misses] Ted: Oh, home team gets two. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: There she is, guys. It's the only thing standing between us and -- [William runs toward the women's gate after getting instantly killed from the penis lasers] Lance the Software Demon: I warned him about the penis lasers. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted licks the peanut butter off of Gary's skin] Gary Bunda: You're a stranger to me. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: You want to see those women? There's a maintenance door halfway up. Eddie: Guys, I can see the door from here! Russ the Software Demon: Those hills have thousands of lasers trained on your junk! Lance the Software Demon: There's one. One! And I have a workaround. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Claude: Tell them what you told me. Lance the Software Demon: Russ doesn't know what he's talking about. He's riddled with malware. Russ the Software Demon: La-Lance, this does not concern you at all. Lance the Software Demon: Did he tell you to rub yourself in peanut butter? I bet he did. That creature loves peanut butter. Russ the Software Demon: You're just jealous, Lance. Once he spits Gary over the ridge -- Lance the Software Demon: Gary will be dead within the hour. [cuts to next scene where Gary tries to tell Lance that the Seth monster does not have a nut allergy while being eaten inside of Seth's mouth] Gary Bunda: He's not allergic to the nuts! Tell Russ he's not allergic to the nuts. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Russ the Software Demon: Eddie, did you hack into the mainframe to disable the penis lasers? Eddie: I thought I was doing the rope. Russ the Software Demon: Well, then who is going to hack into the mainframe, Eddie? Eddie: You're a computer! You do it! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Russ the Software Demon: Dizzay, point that puppy up high so the creature will spit Gary at the proper angle. Dizzay: Look, he's not even -- He's not even paying attention to it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Why can't Dizzay be spit over the ridge? Dizzay: Sorry, Gary, I'm doing the laser pointer. Eddie: And I'm doing the rope! Benji: And, uh, William and I are helping Dizzay with the laser pointer. Russ the Software Demon: We all have a role here, Gary. Did you even listen to my presentation? Gary Bunda: You know what? I'm not doing it. How about them apples you stupid jerk? Gary Bunda: Hey, quit playing with the rope. [cuts to next scene where it shows Seth the Monster is slurping the rope by eating Gary] Russ the Software Demon: Eddie, I said don't let the monster get the rope! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: So I cover myself in peanut butter and the women -- They smell the peanut butter, and then they come running? Russ the Software Demon: No, no. See that stupid monster over there? That's Seth. Gary Bunda: Okay. Russ the Software Demon: And Seth has a nut allergy. When Seth swallows you, the nuts hit his system, and he'll spit you over that ridge. Gary Bunda: He's gonna spit me over the ridge in chunks! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Boss Hoss: Heartshe siblings, I asked you to rack your noodles to come up some long-term strategums to see it to that our Holler remains feared, revered, and supremacy. – The Heart, She Holler (2011)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Hurlan: Can't get that dang ol' nut meat. – The Heart, She Holler (2011)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Russ the Software Demon: Sounds like you guys found slut circle. Gary Bunda: I can't believe -- I didn't think that there was women in hell. Russ the Software Demon: Satan keeps all the nymphos and adulterers and fornicators over there. They crave the "D," but they can never have it. That's their eternal torment. Gary Bunda: Guys, we got to get over there! All: Yeah! Claude: You're idiots if you think Satan's gonna let us over there. Russ the Software Demon: You said it, four eyes. [shows an animation of why the demons couldn't get over there] It's a sheer rock wall 10,00 feet up, guarded by a battery of penar-equipped lasers. Russ the Software Demon: Penar is radar but for penises. Anyway, they shoot dick and ask questions later. Gary Bunda: Oh, he shot that penis right off the top of his balls. Russ the Software Demon: It's game over, dudes. Game over! U-Unless you were to-- Gary Bunda: What? Dizzay: What? Russ the Software Demon: Nah. No, you guys don't have the stones. Benji: Come one! Dizzay: Man, tell us something! Gary Bunda: I got a whole bag of stones, buddy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Eddie sees a secret hole in the tunnel that's filled with sexy girls taking a shower] Eddie: Guys! They got showers in here! [laughs] Dizzay: Move, move, move, move, move, let me take a look. Showers? Fool, there's naked ladies up in there! I see a butt! Oh, my god, it's a woman's butt! Eddie: This is my hole! Benji: Excuse me gentlemen, I need to put my dck in that hole. Gary Bunda:* Boys, boys, there's no butts in there. Alright, there's just a rock in there that looks like a butt. And I know that rock because that rock is my wife. Eddie: Take a look for yourself. Gary Bunda: Watch out, Dizzay, let me look at this myself. [Gary sees the naked girls taking a shower] Gary Bunda: Get the shovels. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Why is there even a chicken hell? Claude: Satan agreed to take all the chickens to pad his soul tally. Gary Bunda: So you mean to say that every chicken finger I ever ate's down here? Claude: Yep. Gary Bunda: And every chicken nugget? Claude: Yes. Gary Bunda: And every chicken patty? Claude: Yes. Gary Bunda: And every chicken pot pie? Claude: Yes! Gary Bunda: Every chicken got hit by a train? Claude: YES! Dizzay: [to Gary] Pick up a damn shovel. Gary Bunda: What I'm really afraid of is that chickens are gonna all remember who eat them, and then there's gonna be a bunch of chicken revenge like in that movie "Oldboy". – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[The BYLE Group gets sent down to hell playing the Velvet Lurker that trigger Satan for eternity] Gary Bunda: Hey, Satan! You busy? I don't mean to interrupt! The Giant Spider Monkey -- It came down, and it bit off Rudy's fingers, so he's trying to play the guitar with the nubs, but you can hear it in his solo! Gary Bunda: These guys are tired! Frankly, we all need a break from hearing the song! [Satan pulls his earplugs out for what Gary just said] Satan: I'm sorry. What? Gary Bunda: I think that BYLE should take a break! Satan: Keep it going. One more. Gary Bunda: Alright! [to the BYLE Group] We're doing it again. [to Satan] Oh, Dean is just a skeleton now. Is that alright? We'll make his bones -- [to the BYLE Group] Make his bones rattle at the microphone! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Satan: I got two dozen black roses, and you, uh -- You hand these to the hot talent out there, and you say, "Byle requests your presence backstage." Satan: And I think I speak for the guys when I say I like them skinny with big breasts, alright? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Dean sees Satan showing up] Dean: Lurker alert. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Gary shows Blaze a different chair that looks like a long glassed cylinder] Blaze: Bro, how is this even a chair? Gary Bunda: You see, it's clear, right? This is so you can sit and relax, and from the seats, it looks like you're standing. Blaze: Alright. See, now, my feet aren't even gonna touch the ground. Gary Bunda: Let your natural gravity coast you forward. Blaze: No. Oh, now it's got my scrotum. Gary Bunda: Good. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Claude plays Satan's song backwards on a Mp3 player] Satan's Song: [distorted voice] Satan is pussy... Dean: Satan is a pussy? [laughs] The Byle Group: [laughter] Satan: You think that's what it said? Gary Bunda: It kind of does sound like you were calling yourself a pussy. Satan: [to Claude] Re-cue it. Re-cue it. Claude: Well, then I have to render it again to do that. Satan: Okay. This is what it said. It says, uh, "Satan is proceeding with diabolical plan." [Claude plays the song again] Satan's Song: Satan is pussy... Claude: It sounds like -- Satan: Proceeding! It's a diabolical -- [to Claude] Why does my -- Why is my voice so low in there? That's the problem. Claude: Because you were distorting the mike. The P's weren't popping, S's were -- Satan: No, I understand. Okay. Okay, Claude. But maybe now's the time to turn it up. Claude: I have to side with Gary here. It's like -- Gary Bunda: And I have bad ears, and you know that because I grew up next to the airport. Satan: [to Claude] Can I just -- Have it for one second? Claude: Yeah, sure, it's still rendering. [Satan plays his song on what he hears on his point of view] Satan's Song: Satan is pussy... Gary Bunda: Satan is a pussy. Satan: F* it! [Satan smashed the computer rapidly] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Dean: How do you play an Mp3 backwards? Claude: Well, you have to have people download a piece of software that renders the file so then you can play the song. Dean: I'm not interested. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Dean: Look at this poster. Velvet is f*ing huge in it. Chase: Yeah, and his hair's covering my face, man. Gary Bunda: Who is Velvet? Chase: The Velvet Lurker. Who do you think? Gary Bunda: The Velvet Lurker? Dean: We had several nicknames for him. Style-Cramper...Cock-Blocker...Lord of Dorkness. Dean: Everytime you'd turn around, he'd be doing that dorky dance. Blaze: Hey, you remember we used to always put that fog machine in his face? Dean: I told him Rudy lost his favorite pick in the toilet, and then he went right in for it. Chase: And somehow he came out of there with a pick. Dean: We had to fake our breakup. It's the only way we could get him to leave. Gary Bunda: You guys need to start whispering about this stuff. He hears everything. He could be a bee in a room. He could be me. I could be him. Chase: What's he gonna do? Gary Bunda: He's gonna rip your brains out through your faces! He did it to me. Twice! On my birthday as a present. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago

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