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(Bowser notices Peach, Mario, Luigi & Donkey Kong walking right towards him) Bowser: Peaches! (chuckles nervously) Listen, this is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance. Peach: Ew, No! Bowser: No, nonononononono-(gets force-fed a Mini Mushroom by Peach and shrinks) Hey! HEY! That is NOT cool! Donkey Kong: Ha! He got the Blue Mushroom! Mario: Eh? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle! Peach: (giggles) Not bad, mustache. – The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)	added by johnl.00030 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Where is your bathroom? Scott: No. There are no bathrooms, Gary. We don't need them. Waste not, want not. Gary Bunda: But I pretty significantly need to waste much. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Wendy: You guys, we're always saying we want to be more edgy. But we can't say balls? And it's not like we're using the word for guy's hot dog or anything. Scott: To heck with it! Balls, Dennis! Dennis: Ball going up. Whoo! Wendy: Jesus-Man -- Kicking evil in the balls. Scott: Kicking evil in the golf balls. Gary Bunda: This man really likes his golf. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Scott: And I know you said you weren't really into golf, but, uh, here's your own set of golf clubs. Gary Bunda: Thank you. [voice breaking] You know, back where I'm from, down in Hell, uh, the only balls we whacked around were mine. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Jesus-Man has got laser eye beams that can forgive people from a long distance. And he shoots webs. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Dennis: Do you mind spit-balling some ideas with us? Claudius: Right now, I'm presenting my idea for an internal newsletter called "Angel News". Gary Bunda: "Angel News". Claudius: Yeah. Gary Bunda: Do you mind if I toss in an idea? Scott: Of course. Gary Bunda: Don't want to offend you. It's a stupid idea, and it's a waste of time. Instead, what we do is a comic book. Gary Bunda: Radioactive Jesus Christ bites some dude. He gets Jesus powers. Call him Jesus-Man. Scott: Genius! Dennis: Boom! Goes the dynamite. Wendy: We could have, like, radioactive apostles biting different people. Get like a supergroup. Claudius: And maybe, since Jesus is a carpenter, maybe you could have like a big hammer or something like that, right? Gary Bunda: So you're talking about, like, Thor? Claudius: Not -- I mean, not like Thor. Gary Bunda: You're just trying to plagiarize Thor? No hammers. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Scott: Hey-oh! Here he is. Gary with one R, everybody. Angels: [applause] Scott: Things have a way of working out. Gary Bunda: Except for old Garry with two R's. [all the angels paused then laughed] Scott: [laughter] Edgy. Edgy humor. Dennis: That's exactly what we need to appeal to the youth. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Photo Joe: Sometimes our brain lights up memories so we can never think about them again. That's called repression. Mr. Neighbor: Repression! I know what that is. You just need a web cam -- Photo Joe: [interrupts] But old Photo Joseph here knows how to fix repression. Just look into the light right here. Photo Joe: That's right. You're not epileptic, are you? – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Photo Joe: Do you have a happy memory, Mr. Neighbor? Mr. Neighbor: Hmm, let me think. [Mr. Neighbor's cloud bubble shows no memories but just a white canvas] Mr. Neighbor: [happily] I don't think I have any memories, Photo Joe. – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Photo Joe: A photo album is full of memories -- Flat, still, unmoving memories. Mr. Neighbor: Oh! So a memory happens after your birth. – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: [reads book title "Memories"] Oh! "Photo album." – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: Say, Photo Joe, will you come to my 31st annual 5th birthday party today and take photographs? Photo Joe: Well, I would be honored, but why is it your 31st annual -- Mr. Neighbor: IT JUST IS! – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: "Party Photography." All you need is a web cam and a spoofed I.P address. – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Jen: Mr. Neighbor, why are you celebrating your 5th -- Mr. Neighbor: I don't like questions. Jen: Is it because that's when you mother -- Mr. Neighbor: [interrupts] I see a book. – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: Say, Ms. Lady, will you please come to my 31st annual 5th birthday party? [Jen sniffs the invitation sexually] Mr. Neighbor: Great. – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: Hello, Ms. Lady. Jen: Please, call me Jen, Mr. Neighbor. Mr. Neighbor: If I called you Jen Mr. Neighbor, then you'd be my wife. Mr. Neighbor & Jen: [both laugh uncontrollably] – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: Birthday gifts can be anything. Some people want books. Some people want toys. And some people want their mother to return home after walking out on them 31 years ago. [looks at his family picture as a dramatic sequence] – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: Say, Buddy, what would you like for a birthday gift? Buddy: To age like a real bo-- [Mr. Neighbor leaves as Buddy lost his movement and no communication to talk to him] – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: Say, Buddy, do you know what RSVP stands for? Buddy: [happily] No. Mr. Neighbor: Right! Great work! – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Mr. Neighbor: An invitation is a way to invite your friends to your party. It also gives them lots of important information. [Mr. Neighbor reads and points the invitation that has a bunch of scribbles] Mr. Neighbor: "Please come to Mr. Neighbor's 31st annual 5th birthday party. Today at later o'clock. RSVP." – Mr. Neighbor's House ()	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Scott: Over there is shopping and a pottery studio. Scott: You know, for the women. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Scott: We have over 10,00 different Ben Hogan-designed golf courses up here. Gary Bunda: Oh, wow. I'm not that really into golf. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Gary stars to get his wings and a golden ring] Gary: I'M AN EAGLE! Scott: Isn't this off the chain? Gary: I'm flying! Scott: Yeah, that, too. But I was talking about the golf courses. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Satan: I'm gonna need five gallons of boiling oil, some razor wire, and a child molester -- The one with the clown mask from the pit. Thank you. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago

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