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Ted: I'm all alone down here. Cliff the Software Demon: You're not alone, Ted. I read your manifesto, and I think you had a lot of good ideas in there. [chuckles] Not the stuff about blowing up computers, of course. Ted: What does it matter? Satan shredded it, anyway. Cliff the Software Demon: I scanned it. It's right here...in my belly. [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Ted gives secret bomb packages for his friends for revenge] Benji: Come on, Ted. We're sorry about the jokes. Plus, we know these are bombs. Dizzay: Mine is a pile of bat turds with a timer. Gary Bunda: That's so funny, 'cause so is mine. Ted: [to Gary] You try finding fertilizer in Hell. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Dizzay: There he is. Ted, my man. [cuts to the next scene where Ted is dressed up as his original clothing of the Tree-Huger Bomber] Ted: No, I get that a lot. Different Ted. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Gary spinning and playing with his chair] Gary Bunda: Wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh. I'm a police siren. Dizzay: Really? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Elderly Woman: "Yore killing the turtles." "Yore"? Like -- Like in "Days of yore"? Elderly Man: We don't have any turtles. [The Elderly Couple got exploded by one of Ted's explosive packages] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Gary Bunda: On the invitation, you said there would be cake, that the cake would not be made out of manure or bugs. There would be chocolate inside of the cake. Satan: It does have a little chocolate...holding the manure and the bugs together. Gary Bunda: Give me some of that cake. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: I would like to read all 2,162 pages of Ted's manifesto. All: No! Satan: I HOPE YOU CAN READ THE FINE PRINT! [Satan throws Ted's papers into the ceiling, shredding all pieces into the conference room] Ted: Th-THAT'S MY ONLY COPY! I have a $2 million bounty on my head. How much are you nerds worth, huh? Zilch, probably. NERDS! [Ted leaves] All: Aww. [groan] Gary Bunda: You bitch! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: [to Ted] We know how much you love animals. I got you a paperweight. So, we put a little dolphin head in there for him. All: Aww! [Ted feels disappointed from the dolphin present] Satan: Isn't that beautiful? "Thank you." Right? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Ted: [chuckles] Ain't nothing better than a homemade acorn pie. [When Ted swallows a acorn, he starts to choke then died instantly] Satan: Well, no wonder the FBI never found you, Ted. Who'd want to go in that dump? [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: Does anybody recognize this? [Satan puts up a video tape of the Tree-Huger Bomber] Gary Bunda: That's the Tree Huger Bomber. He was bombing people who made trees huger, or -- Ted: It's "Hugger." Tree hugger. Satan: No, no, that's correct, Gary. This was the Tree Huger Bomber, the semi-literate eco-terrorist from the '80s. The one and only Ted! All: [chanting] Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Gary Bunda: Yeah, you suck! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: [to Ted] Listen, I know you -- You hate attention and you crave your privacy, so we're gonna give you lots of attention and take your privacy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Gary Bunda: [to Ted] Satan wants you in the conference room. Did you not get the e-mail? Cliff the Software Demon: [laughs] Are you kidding? He doesn't read e-mails, Gary. He doesn't even have an e-mail account. Ted: You don't tell me what to do. Gary Bunda: Why don't you grab your buddy Cliff there, 'cause Satan wants him there, too, so -- Ted: I don't trust him. He's -- He's not a regular man. Gary Bunda: I don't care. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Cliff the Software Demon: Uh, don't quote me, but I think you want "U-apostrophe-R-E" on that, Ted. It's not the possessive. Ted: It's none of your beeswax, Cliff. Cliff the Software Demon: It's one "R" in coral, too. You're spelling it "Corral." What, are you trying to save a dude ranch or something? [laughs] Ted: [annoyed] It's about saving the reef. Cliff the Software Demon: Yeah, okay. Alright. [Gary shows up] Gary Bunda: Hey, Ted, what's up? Ted: Gary! You got any white-out? Gary Bunda: No, I do not. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Ted: [typing on computer] "Dolphins are man's...best friend...not dogs. Your killing the corral reefs...with bad chem-- "Chem-icals." – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Meatwad: Look -- you gotta admit, it has been fun without him popping off at me. [referring to Shake] Frylock: Speak for yourself! You ain't gotta feed him and put Vaseline on his cracked-ass lips. – Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Meatwad: Hey, what do a dick look like? Frylock: Don't you draw a dick on him! Meatwad: I already drew robots and superheroes. That's all there is to draw. – Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Master Shake: Of course, I am a benevolent dictator, working hand in hand with the Glorfinoids to build a better life -- for me -- on their ancestral lands, bitch! – Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Master Shake: Alright, everybody knows their roles. You, fan! You, feed! And you, um...guy? Bring your master and commander his portable gaming console. Glorfinoid #1: Fantastisploosh. Yes, my liege. Master Shake: I deserve way more than you can ever give me. – Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Master Shake: Feast your eyes on this valley of plenty, where it never rains, and when it does rain, it only rains joy, at least until I became king, like, two months ago. You'll see. Welcome to Shaketopia. – Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Oh, that’s just my lunch … that don’t mean nothin. This quote was made by Columbo in the movie “An Exercise in Fatality” released circa 1975. Columbo was searching his paper bag for an old sneaker, but found his lunch in there instead, uttering the above quote to character Milo Janis, played by Robert Conrad. – Columbo (1971)	added by ralz8163 1 month ago
Oh, that’s just my lunch … that don’t mean nothin. This quote was made by Columbo in the movie “An Exercise in Fatality” released circa 1975. Columbo was searching his paper bag for an old sneaker, but found his lunch in there instead, uttering the above quote to character Milo Janis, played by Robert Conrad. – Columbo (1971)	added by ralz8163 1 month ago
Satan: You said to him "You promised." [points to the sky referring to Healy] Promised. What, uh...what did he promise? I mean, 'cause it looked to me like you were trying to escape. Gary Bunda: Certainly not. [Satan uses his heat finger] Satan: Why don't you drop trou and tell me what he promised. Gary Bunda: That finger's not going to heal me, is it? Satan: No. Gary Bunda: Guess what, I'm not doing this like I normally do. Satan: Yeah? Gary Bunda: I'm doing The Gary Way. [Gary starts to do ridiculous dance moves to make Satan embarrassed of not wanting to hurt Gary because of it] Gary Bunda: Yeah, here comes the airplane. Looking for the hangar. [to Satan] You want it less because I want it? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[After Satan's Building was destroyed by one of the aliens, the employees start to clean up the mess] Gary Bunda: Don't you have, like, a spell that can clean all this stuff up? Satan: Yeah, I do, but I don't want to take jobs away from people. Gary Bunda: [angerly tired] Yeah... – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[After Healy was about get his soul shredded, Healy's brother saved him by using his spaceship from Hell] Gary Bunda: Hey, Healy, your little brother brought the big ship anyways! Tell him to beam me up, too! I got all my sht! Healy:* See ya later, Gary. It has been real. Gary Bunda: THAT'S BULLSHT! [Gary grabs one of Healy's legs] Satan:* HEY! Healy: Let go of me. You are not a good fit. Gary Bunda: I'm coming with you anyway! Healy: Also, I don't like you. Gary Bunda: I demand immunity by the name of the Galactic Federation of Starfleet. Healy: Sounds like some made-up bullsht. [Healy cuts off one of his feet to keep away from Gary] Gary Bunda:* Your feet! You're cutting off your damn feet! Healy: Oh, don't worry. They will grow back. Gary Bunda: You promised! You promised me you'd take me with you! You promised! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago

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