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Jake:
I hate Illinois nazis'

Blues Brothers (1980)

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14 hours ago

"It's a shame she won't live - but then again who does?"

Blade Runner (1982)

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19 hours ago

Maude - "see that bird? that's the spirit bird. he will always look after you."

Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)

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3 days ago

Miss Lori:
That's it for Dragon Tales.

Remember, you can play more games with all your friends from Dragon Land at pbskids.org.

We had such a great time with you today.

And we learned so many new things.

What was your favorite thing to learn about?

Child #1:
Reading time.

Child #2:
Science time.

Hooper:
Wow, we learned so many new things today.

Miss Lori:
Yes, we did.

Remember, you can learn at least one new thing everyday.

Thanks for coming.

See you soon.

PBS Kids Preschool Block (2007)

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5 days ago

Shirley from inside locked room:
I'm taking a bath. Clint from outside door: Well, get out of the bath.

Shirley:
Well come back later, I want to be all dressed for you.

Clint:
Whoever said I wanted to see you dressed?

Whereupon Clint breaks door open and pushes a wheel barrel containing a huge trunk filled with gold inside the room.

Two Mules for Sister Sara (1970)

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6 days ago

Archie:
Junior, I read in the paper that up in New York City a man gets hit by a car every 30 minutes.

Junior :
Lord, I bet he's getting tired of that by now.

Hee Haw (1969)

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9 days ago

For reasons which I dare not even guess, shed a button.

Murder on the Orient Express (1974)

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10 days ago

Demoman:
I'm a grim, bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!

Meet the Demoman (2007)

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10 days ago

Choose. But, choose wisely.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

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12 days ago

[Note:
I added this quote a short time ago, by memory of frequent viewings from the past. I reviewed the scene just now, and below is the exact quote. Thanks.]

Ned:
"Mister, there's somewhere that ya' stop."

Sheriff:
"What ya' say?"

Ned:
"I said there's somewhere that the law stops and just people begin."

Reivers (1969)

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13 days ago

Ned:
"Mister, there's a place where you stop."

Sheriff:
"What'd you say?"

Ned:
"I said there's a place where the law stops and just people begin."

Reivers (1969)

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13 days ago

One of the most revered comedies of the silent era, this film finds hapless Southern railroad engineer Johnny Gray (Buster Keaton) facing off against Union soldiers during the American Civil War. When Johnny's fiancée, Annabelle Lee (Marion Mack), is accidentally taken away while on a train stolen by Northern forces, Gray pursues the soldiers, using various modes of transportation in comic action scenes that highlight Keaton's boundless wit and dexterity.

The General (2013)

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13 days ago

Barney:
When you're put to the test, do you do your very best?

Barney & Friends (1992)

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13 days ago

After Elaine admonishes Jerry for giving drowsiness-causing medication to his girlfriend so he can play with her vintage toy collection after she falls asleep.

Jerry:
It's a victimless crime.

Elaine:
What about the poor girl who's been drugged and taken advantage of?

Jerry:
Ok, one victim.

Seinfeld (1989)

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14 days ago

A nigga like me man, I love the game, I love the hustle. You be feeling like one of them ball players niggas you know? Like Byrd or Magic or some. Yeah you know, a nigga got dope, a nigga can leave the league. But if I leave, the fans still gone love me my nigga?

Paid in Full (2002)

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15 days ago

Stewart Swinton:
What are you crazy?

Will Randall:
[after pissing on his shoes] NO! I'm just marking my territory, and you got in the way.

Wolf (1994)

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15 days ago

jamal:
eat my ass dawg, aint nobody gotta know man

Finding Forrester (2000)

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15 days ago

Well, put my leg in a tea kettle.

Matlock (1986)

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15 days ago

Sam:
What we need is a few good taters.

Smeagol:
What's 'taters', precious?

Sam:
Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn't say no to that.

Smeagol:
Oh, yes we could! Spoiling nice fish! Give it to us raw-and wriggling! You keep nasty chips!

Sam:
You're hopeless.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King ()

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17 days ago

Ha! Ha! How's that feel you f***?

Until Dawn (2015)

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18 days ago

Richard B. Riddick:
Kirra, get that ass MOVING!

Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

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19 days ago

Kirra, get that ass MOVING!

The Chronicles of Riddick ()

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19 days ago

Ow she gave me a wedgie!

iCarly (2007)

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19 days ago

But he can't dance.

Footloose (1984)

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19 days ago

Prisoner:
You like to look down on people, don't you.

McAvoy:
Down is where some people are.

The Newsroom (2012)

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19 days ago

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