Found 2,093 quotes starting with IF:

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does exist that there is a supreme intelligence, an immense power, an admirable order, and everything teaches us our own dependence on it.
– Francois Marie Arouet VoltaireRate it:
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
– VoltaireRate it:
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
– Steven WrightRate it:
If God ever chooses a house to live on earth, it will be the House of Science, not the House of Religion!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If God gave the soul his whole creation she would not be filled thereby but only with himself.
– Meister EckhartRate it:
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
– George WintersRate it:
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
– Johann Wolfgang von GoetheRate it:
If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?
– Claire Boothe LuceRate it:
If God is playing hide and seek with us, I must confess that I am quite bored with this childish game!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If God is the master of the universe, then what are we? The slaves of the universe? If so, let each man become proud Spartacus!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that's Okay, he's God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.
– Dennis McKinseyRate it:
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
– Jewish ProverbRate it:
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
– Mel BrooksRate it:
If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself.
– Alexandre Dumas, filsRate it:
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
– George GilderRate it:
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
– CherRate it:
If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again.
– Mary Beth DanielsonRate it:
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws.
– Edward AbbeyRate it:
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
– Author UnknownRate it:
If happiness is the purpose of your life, then choose happiness every day of your life.
– Debasish Mridha, M.D.Rate it:
If happiness truly consisted of physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.
– William Lyon PhelpsRate it:
If he have faith, the believer cannot be restrained. He betrays himself. He breaks out. He confesses and teaches this gospel to the people at the risk of life itself.
– Martin LutherRate it:
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
– Lou HoltzRate it:
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty can have them to himself.
– Sir Winston ChurchillRate it:
If heaven is within you, everywhere you go you will find heaven!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:

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