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If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me. – Ann Landers
If I were dying, my last words would be, Have faith and pursue the unknown end. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom, but nobody beats me.' – Leo Durocher
If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth -- and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago. – Steve Jobs
If I were to begin life again, I should want it as it was. I would only open my eyes a little bit more. – Jules Renard
If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on many different subjects, the confidentiality of the office of the president would always be suspect. – Richard Milhous Nixon
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF. – John Dingell
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self ... so the hell with it ... I will continue to be unconcerned about it, which surely has the advantage that I'm left in peace by many a fop who would otherwise come to see me. – Albert Einstein
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. – Abraham Lincoln
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of potential -- for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints; possibility never. – Søren Kierkegaard
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of the potential, for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints, possibility never. And what wine is so sparkling, what so fragrant, what so intoxicating, as possibility – Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one – Abraham Lincoln
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln
If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere – Marilyn Monroe
If I'm a star, then the people made me a star. – Marilyn Monroe
If I've got correct goals, and if I keep pursuing them the best way I know how, everything else falls into line. If I do the right thing right, I'm going to succeed. – Dan Dierdorf
If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they don't know about economics. – Luther H. Hodges
If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse, you may be dead. – Frank Gelett Burgess
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully. – Kahlil Gibran
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give. – George MacDonald
If it bleeds, you can kill it – Predator
If it can be dreamed, it can be done. – Walt Disney, Inauguration day of Disney World
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than truth itself. – John Milton
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. (on his daughter, Princess Anne) – Prince Phillip
If it had got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies, but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. (commenting on Chinese eating habits at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund coference) – Prince Phillip

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