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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
– H. L. Mencken
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to meet some I had not thought to see there second, to miss some I had expected to see there and third, the greatest wonder of all, to find myself there.
– John Newton
If I feel depressed I will sing. If I feel sad I will laugh. If I feel ill I will double my labor. If I feel fear I will plunge ahead. If I feel inferior I will wear new garments. If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice. If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come. If I feel incompetent I will think of past success. If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals. Today I will be the master of my emotions.
– Og Mandino
If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!..
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If I get an order to evacuate a Jew from his home, to expel him, me, personally, my conscience would not let me do it. I’ll ask my commander to excuse me, but I won’t publicly call on others to refuse an order. I personally can’t …
– Naftali Bennett
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I'd have looked younger, too.
– Ronald Reagan
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
– Margaret "Stevie" Smith
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
– Abraham Lincoln
If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
– Tallulah Bankhead
If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
– Nadine Stair
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
– H. L. Mencken
If I had my way, I would remove January from the calender altogether and have an extra July instead.
– Roald Dahl
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
– Albert Einstein
If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see any way in which I would ever have made progress.
– Calvin Coolidge
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.
– Spencer Silver
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
– E. M. Forster
If I had to choose between life in the Soviet Union and life in the U. S. A. , I would certainly choose the Soviet Union.
– Graham Greene
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on a corner, I'd choose the saloon every time. People who drink up the pay check in the saloon are less likely to become Pharisees, thinking that they don't need the Great Physician, than those who weekly swill the soporific doctrine of man's goodness.
– Jay Edward Adams
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
– Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers talking about writing or themselves.
– Lillian Hellman
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
– Tallulah Bankhead
If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion.
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, "Here comes number seventy-one!"
– Richard M. DeVos

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