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If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness.
– Theodore Roosevelt
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
– Ted Turner
If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend the first 45 minutes sharpening my axe.
– Abraham Lincoln
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.
– Philip Sheridan
If I see any politician or a priest or an imam or a rabbi in the Paradise, I will give up believing in God!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If I see so much as a sampan, I'll sink it.
– William F. Halsey
If I should die, I have left no immortal work behind me - nothing to make my friends proud of my memory - but I have loved the principle of beauty in all things, and if I had had time I would have made myself remembered.
– John Keats, Letter to Fanny Brawne, Feb 1820 - died 1 year later
If I should die, think only this of me: that there's some corner of a foreign field that is for ever England.
– Rupert Brooke
If I should die, think only this of me:That theres some corner of a foreign fieldThat is for ever England.
– Rupert Brooke
If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
– Robert Francis Kennedy
If I smile through the pain will it hurt you as much as it hurts me?
– Amanda Madden
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
– D. L. Moody
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I assure you that it's quite conscious.
– Kingman Brewster, Jr.
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I can assure you that it's quite conscious.
– Frank Boyden
If I tell you the truth, you won't be happy. If I make you happy, it won't be the truth.
– Agathon
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
– Angelina Jolie
If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn't be sleeping in this house tonight. (When asked about continued presence of Soviet nuclear submarines along US coastlines)
– Ronald Reagan
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
– Samuel Goldwyn
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into disbanding, I could sort of slip off to the side and pretend I was window-shopping or something.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, 'Injection I thought you said inspection'.' They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. 'Wait a minute I thought WE won'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else.
– Tom Zegan
If I were a toy, I would be a Rubik's Cube since I am from the 80's and have a very colorful personality. I am complex, challenging, complicated, sometimes frustrating but oh so pleasurable when u figure me out!
– Jay Abiona
If I were a toy, I would be a Rubin's Cube since I am from the 80's and have a very colorful personality. I am complex, challenging, complicated, sometimes frustrating but oh so pleasurable when u figure me out!
– Jay Abiona

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