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If I am to die, this is the week for it. -- John F. Kennedy (to aide John McClone in response to a CIA report about rumours of an assassination plot), June 1962.
– John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
– Confucius
If I am what I have and if I lose what I have who then am I?
– Erich Fromm
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
– Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman, I shall feel that I have worked with God.
– Gilbert Keith Chesterton
If I can spare just one gifted child unnecessary trauma, or inspire just one adult to come out of the 'clair closet', the bewilderment I had to endure would all be worth it.
– Anthon St Maarten
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.
– Emily Dickinson
If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain, Then my life will not have been in vain.
– Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
If I can stop one Heart from breaking
I shall not live in vain
If I can ease one Life the Aching,
or cool one Pain,
Or help one fainting Robin
into his Nest again,
I shall not live in Vain.

– Emily Dickinson
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
– Groucho Marx
If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more blessed.
– Marianne Williamson
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip. Even if they smash you, ick, you're all over their lip
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I could be a bird, I think I'd be a penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of other guys like me.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
– Samuel Goldwyn
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.
– Will Rogers
If I could master the art of appearing confident, if I could convincingly pretend to know what I'm talking about when I don't, I'd be rich by now. Very important skill, bullshitting.
– Tami Cohen
If I could take all your words away and give you but a sparse few, they would be: 'I now know, I am absolute, I am complete, I am God, I am.' If there were no other words but these, you would no longer be limited to this plane.
– Ramtha
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying.
– Indira Gandhi
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying. (Handwritten statement found in her residence)
– Indira Nehru Gandhi
If I die, I forgive you If I live, we shall see.
– Danish proverb
If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
– H. L. Mencken

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