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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
– Abraham Lincoln
If I had known that was the last M&M; I would have sucked on it
– Elayne Boosler
If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
– Tallulah Bankhead
If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
– Nadine Stair
If I had my way books would not be written in English, but in an exceedingly difficult secret language that only skilled professional readers and story-tellers could interpret. Then people like you would have to go to public halls and pay good prices to hear the professionals decode and read the books aloud for you. This plan would have the advantage of scaring off all amateur authors, retired politicians, country doctors and I-Married-a-Midget writers who would not have the patience to learn the secret language.
– Robertson Davies
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
– H. L. Mencken
If I had my way, I would remove January from the calender altogether and have an extra July instead.
– Roald Dahl
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
– Albert Einstein
If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see any way in which I would ever have made progress.
– Calvin Coolidge
If I had some idea of a finish line, don't you think I would have crossed it years ago?
– Richard DeVos
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.
– Spencer Silver
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
– E. M. Forster
If I had to choose between life in the Soviet Union and life in the U. S. A. , I would certainly choose the Soviet Union.
– Graham Greene
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on a corner, I'd choose the saloon every time. People who drink up the pay check in the saloon are less likely to become Pharisees, thinking that they don't need the Great Physician, than those who weekly swill the soporific doctrine of man's goodness.
– Jay Edward Adams
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
– Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers talking about writing or themselves.
– Lillian Hellman
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
– Tallulah Bankhead
If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion.
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, "Here comes number seventy-one!"
– Richard M. DeVos
If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, Here comes number seventy-one
– Richard M. Devos
If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, Here comes number seventy-one!
– Richard DeVos
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied.
– Alfred Bernhard Nobel
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
– James Grover Thurber
If I have done the public any service, it is due to my patient thought.
– Isaac Newton

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